AN: A 3 sentence prompt for ZoSan from Tumblr.
"No. We are not doing that." Sanji sighed, batting away the book that Zoro shoved into his face yet again as he tried to turn the next page of the cookbook.
The book retracted before returning with an entirely new picture of something Sanji really did NOT want to see, and he squeaked awkwardly before hissing, "You put that fucking book back down right now!"
Zoro smirked smugly before leaning in close, clutching the very graphic book of sex positions to his chest, "Too late, I've already took it out..."