Donjusticia: I seriously have a lot more of these coming. This one has been in my head for a long time, however, so I felt like doing this one.
Tyler Sister Swag
Mamoru Noro was at his wits end. First, the Commander-In-Chief, Edo Phoenix, went missing, going off an a rant about how he was going to bring back his, quote on quote, "Original way better Fusion Monster," then the Lancers showed up and start causing trouble, and now he was stuck with two of Academia's most air-headed duelists, Gloria and Grace Tyler, who were staring off into the distance like they were on a drug trip!
"Awwww-huh-huh-huh-huh-huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh." Gloria chuckled, eyes growing more unfocused. "Like… rocket ships, egao, and… stuff."
"Like… yeah!" Gloria's hyperactive sister, Grace, agreed, "Like! Smiles and… birdies and… like… dragon thingies and… stuff!"
"What the heck is wrong with you!?" Noro screamed, trying to slap the Tyler sisters back into focus, "Why did you let them get away! Have you been smoking something!?"
"Like… never seen so many colors… in my life." Gloria half chuckled half groaned as a river of drool ran down the corner of her mouth.
Noro groaned as he remembered his conversation a few moments ago with the professor.
"The Arc Area Project is continuing as scheduled, but I will need you to send reinforcements to this dimension!" he had explained, "Kaito is still on the loose and I fear the Lancers may get involved fairly soon!"
"What kind of reinforcements are you needing?" the professor had asked.
"Well the best, of course!" Noro had replied, "I was thinking Yuri, or Hell Kaiser, or Johan, or Fujiwara, any of those guys! Just send them over here immediately!"
"Let me see…" the professor had drawled, glancing over at a computer screen, "…well… it looks like Yuri's still stuck in dimensional vortex space at the moment, Hell Kaiser is away to do his modelling routine, Johan is teaching art classes, and Fujiwara is exploring the world of Darkness. Sorry Noro. I can't spare any of those guys, but I do have the Tyler Sisters with me."
Noro had turned pale when he heard this. "Uhm… can I have… literally… anyone else!?" he begged.
"Sorry man." the professor had shrugged, "But it's the best I've got. I'm sure they won't be TOO incompetent."
"Like… oh my Egyptian gods!" Noro had heard Gloria exclaim in the background as she texted away on her Duel Disk, "Like… Hell Kaiser is like totally… sending me picks of himself… posing with his shirt off… in front of Cyber End Dragon."
"Like… let me see!" Grace had squealed with delight from the corner of the computer screen.
"Like… nah-uh nee-chan!" Gloria had protested, "Like… seriously… you are being like… so pervy right now!"
"Like… totally… nah-uh nee-chan!" Grace retorted, "You're like… so totally… the pervy one!"
After that it had all been one down-hill ride.
"Okay…" Noro sighed, trying to calm down and maintain control over the situation, "…just tell me… what the heck… happened here."
"Well…" Gloria began, looking very unfocused, "…there were like… shoes."
"Shoes!?" Noro asked, veins pulsating on his head. "The heck's that supposed to mean!?"
"Yeah!" Grace agreed, jumping up and down with excitement, "There were like… shoes… and then there were like... these two kids… and they were all like… Thomas the Tank Engine and Tinker Bell monsters… and we were all… so awesome… and then there were these two hunks that were all… "Wanna come with us babe?"... and we were all… 'We aint yo' babies leave us alone!'… and then… and then…!"
"Focus!" Noro screamed, "Take a deep breath, and tell me EXACTLY what happened here… slowly!"
"But we like… already told you." Gloria sighed, rolling her eyes, "Like… pay attention or… whatever."
"Like… yeah! Totally, totally, like, like, like, pay attention man! It like… all comes down to the shoes!" Grace interjected.
"Wha-how?" Noro stammered, not understanding a word of what they were saying.
"Like… what?" Gloria droned, noticing Noro's confused expression, "Do you like… need a full… recap… or whatever?"
"Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!" Grace squealed with excitement. "Like OMEG! Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!"
CUE FLASHBACK TRANSITION HARP MUSIC!
Grace: Ok, so like… it all started, when, like… Gloria… totally got lost in the Xyz Dimension!
"I have… like… totally gotten lost in the Xyz Dimension!" Gloria exclaimed nonchalantly, looking completely unconcerned.
"Like… Gloria!" Grace whined, "Did you like… remember to bring a map!"
"Like… why would I do that?" Gloria murmured, taking a selfie of herself posing in front of some ruined buildings.
"Like… so we could… totally… get back on track to what's important… and like… totally… card some chumps or… whatever." Grace replied, sounding very responsible and WAY more mature than her irresponsible and immature sister.
Gloria: Ok… like… that's like… totally… not what happened!
Grace: Hush up nee-chan! I'm like… totally in the middle of narration right now!"
Gloria: Like… whatever. But like… once you're done, I'm like… totally… setting the record straight.
Noro: WILL YOU GET ON WITH IT!?
Grace: Like… gosh blockhead… I like… totally was.
While Grace tried her utmost to be the mature and responsible sister, her sister, Gloria, continued to be a completely immature idiot.
"Like… look at these shoes." Gloria chuckled, pointing at a row of shoes on display behind a ruined store window.
"Like… ew sister!" Grace exclaimed in disgust, "Like… who would want to wear those things! They're like… totally disgusting!"
"I should like… totally… try those things on!" Gloria mumbled, still sounding WAY less mature than her AWESOME sister, Grace.
Gloria: Ok… like… do you HAVE to keep mentioning how immature I sound.
Grace: Like… yeah! It's like… totally relevant to the plot!
Gloria: Ugh… like… whatever. I'll just be texting Hell Kaiser until you're done.
Grace: Like! Let me text him too!
Noro: GRACE!
Grace: Oh right! Story time!
Gloria put on a huge pair of boots that came up to her knees, with spikey toes on the end.
"Like… these things are… totally my style… and like, the store owner said I could like… get them for… 100% off!"
"That's because you like… carded the guy before he could give you the price!" Grace protested.
"Like… whatever man! Free is free!" Gloria replied before examining the boots. "Like… I am totally gonna strut down those stairs with these things on my feet!"
"But like… Gloria!" Grace protested, still TRYING to stay focused on their very important mission because she was WAY more responsible than Gloria, "We need to be hunting down the Lancers right now! It's not like we're just gonna walk down these steps and find someone in our path through sheer happenstance!"
Walking down the stairs and coming across Sayaka through sheer happenstance, Gloria and Grace gasped in shock when they suddenly saw Sayaka's hideous fashion.
"Like… ew!" Grace squealed. "Like… green and orange hair clips were like… so totally Zexal era!"
"Like… yeah!" Gloria agreed, "And they don't even go well with her hair!"
Gloria: Oh yeah… I remember that! Like… she was so… out of fashion! Like… blaugh!
Grace: I know right! It was like… we couldn't just stand around and let the poor girl… like… continue to be a total eyesore! We had to… like… show her the latest fashion trends!
Gloria: So we totally decided to teach her how to be hip with a duel!
Grace: Like… yeah! Totally! Like… with a duel! Because that's… like… totally how we solve all of our problems!
Noro: So… you carded her then?
Grace: Like! I'm getting to that? So like, anyway, we were totally about to help this poor girl out when this freakin random kid wearing a poncho and some cowboy boots with wheels, rides up to us from out of nowhere and starts jabbering away at us in Spanish!
Gloria: I know right! Like… the guy was… totally… Mexican Xyz.
"Y Ahora, invoco my monstruo!" Allen jabbered away in Mexican Xyz Spanish, while he summoned his monster. "Diga un 'elo' a mi Gigante Tren de Batalla!"
"Like… no puedes ataqar nuestros puntos de vida cuando tenemos Amazoness Pet Liger un nuestro campo!" Grace shot back.
Gloria: Ok… like… when did you learn Mexican Xyz Spanish?
Grace: Uhh… like… forever ago nee-chan! Like… stop interrupting! I'm like, totally giving an accurate report of what happened!
Amazoness Pet Liger smashed into Sayaka's Fairy Cheer Girl, which was fortunately being protected with fairy powder.
"And now… like… our monster, totally activates its effect." Grace went on, totally not getting distracted from her mission, unlike her sister, Gloria. "You're fairy's like… so totally… fat… with all those attack points, so we're like, totally, gonna slim her down by reducing her attack by 800!"
Fairy Cheer girl blinked as 800 points of extra belly fat vanished away, leaving her looking slim and healthy. "Uhm… is this a serious duel?" she asked. "I mean… I appreciate the diet, but uhm… I was actually comfortable with my body before."
"Si senorita!" Allen agreed, winking at Fairy Cheer girl with a rascally grin on his face. "Tu eres el MAS bonita hada en todo el mundo!"
"Awww… thanks Allen!" Fairy Cheer girl winked. "You know I do my cheer routines just for you!"
"But like… you could totally be… like… a better Xyx Monster if you weren't so ridiculously fat!" Grace argued.
"Hey!" Fairy Cheer girl snarled, "I am perfectly fine just the way I am! I don't need fancy diets to be special!"
"But then like… why is it that every other duel monster I meet tells me how much you suck as an Xyz Monster?" Grace asked innocently.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" Fairy Cheer Girl growled.
Noro: Wait… are you saying her monster was talking to you?
Grace: Like… duh! I mean… they've always been talking to us. Haven't you noticed?
Gloria: Like… yeah man. Like… what hole have you been living in?
Noro: I am surrounded by idiots.
Grace: Awwwww… that's so sad! I like… totally know what it's like to be surrounded by a bunch of dummies!
Noro: Just get back to your report.
Grace: Moving on!
"Guys!" Sayaka protested, "We've gotta get back to the duel! Gloria still has her turn, and I just don't know how we could stand against them when they're SO pretty and I'm SO ugly!"
"Don't worry!" Grace reassured the totally-not-well dressed Xyz girl. "I'll like… totally make it so you and your monsters look hot! And then… you can totally… like… steal your boyfriend back from Rio!"
"That girl does get on my nerves!" Sayaka agreed.
"Like… yeah!" Grace replied. "So like… let's totally… like… do a remodel of your character! I'm like… totally gonna make you every boy's waifu!"
"And I'm like… totally just gonna stand here and let Grace do all the work while I be a jerk and NOT let her text Hell Kaiser." Gloria mumbled, not helping Grace AT ALL with the duel.
"Oh Grace!" Sayaka exclaimed, "You're just SO perfect! You're not ANYTHING like your IDIOTIC sister over there! Can I EVER be as PERFECT and PRETTY as you are!?"
Grace looked down at Sayaka, smiled, and said, "Like… no!"
Gloria: LIKE… none of that happened!
Grace: Oh come on! Like… that totally happened! You just weren't… like… paying attention!
Gloria: Ok… like… that's it! I'm like… totally narrating the story from here on out!
Grace: Oh come on! I was just getting to the good part!
Gloria: Like… no! If you're not gonna tell Noro what actually happened, then I'll like… totally tell the rest of the story! Uhm… how do I do this?
Grace: Like… sigh! You like… totally have to do the thingy where you say, Flaaaaaaaaaaaashbaaaack! See! Like in a singing voice.
Gloria: Ugh… like… do I have to?
Grace: Hey… you're the one who said you like… totally wanted to narrate the story!
Gloria: Ugh… like… whatever! Like… flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashbaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
CUE FLASHBACK TRANSITION HARP MUSIC! AGAIN…
Gloria: Ok… so let's see here… ok. So… Allen's still Mexican Xyz and Sayaka still totally lacks any fashion sense, so we're right… here!
"Oh GLORIA!" Sayaka exclaimed, "You're SO AWESOME! Unlike your IMMATURE AND TOTALLY NOT ACCURATELY REPORTING THE STORY SISTER OVER THERE! Can I EVER be as COOL and AWESOME as you are?"
Gloria smiled down at Sayaka before saying, "Like… no… or whatever."
While Sayaka wept over the fact that she could never achieve Gloria's unparalleled perfection, Allen began his turn.
"Hello!" he ranted in a Spanish accent as he summoned his Xyz Monster, "My name eez Allen Kozuki! You keeled my sister Anna! Prepare to die!"
Grace: Like… why is he saying that?
Gloria: Like… uhg… I can't… like… actually speak Spanish, Grace. So I'm just… like… totally having to translate what he said as best as I can!
Noro: I'm confused… what's going on in this duel?
Gloria: Like… weren't you paying attention?
Grace: Like… yeah! Gloria and I were… like… totally giving you a detailed play-by-play of everything that happened in that duel!
Noro: Wha-bu-… okay fine! Just finish up will you!? I have this weird mental condition where I have to schedule EVERYTHING, and if I'm even one second behind, then I totally freak out!
Gloria: Like… want some breath mints? You like… totally look like you could use a breath mint right now.
Noro: JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Gloria: Ok… like… fine! So like… Allen totally uses his Xyz Monster thingy to try and attack us directly, but our liger mascot is totally…
Grace: Like… totally playing with a ball of yarn on the tracks, so like…
Gloria: Like… Allen's monster, totally, can't do anything because like…
Grace: Like… our pet Liger is like… so totally cute and like…
Gloria: Like… yeah! Like… Allen's monster totally doesn't wanna run over something so cute, and so it just stands there and…
Grace: and then… like… well… then it got… weird…
Noro: What do you mean, weird?
Grace: Well…
Allen ordered his monster to attack Amazoness queen
"No pueden ganar esta victoria!" Allen roared, "Cuando mi gigante lobo tren de metal destruye su monstruo, voy a vengar la muerte de mi hermana, Anna Kozuki! Vaya mi Lobo Tren De Metal! Va y destruir su monstruo con seis mill puntos de ataque!"
As Allen clearly explained in the above paragraph, his Xyz Monster rushed forward to attack the Tyler Sister's Amazoness Swordswoman with 6000 attack points.
"Like… no puedes hacer esto, hermano!" Grace countered. "Like… Amazoness Swordswoman is like… so rebellious and edgy that like… she throws back any damage right back into her opponent's face!"
"CHOO CHOO!" Went Heavy Armored Train Iron Wolf, which roughly translates to: "Today… I repay my debt to my hometown and avenge my family! This is for my mother, Super Heavy Dreadnaught Railcannon Gustav Max, for my father, Number 81 Superdreadnaught Railcannon Superior Dora, and a whole lot of other family members whose names are just as long and ridiculously difficult to pronounce, I smite thee now! Overpowered Machine Type Monsters forever!"
Amazoness Swordswoman was not impressed.
"Oh… so like… you think vengeance is only a man's thing, because women aren't good enough at it!?" Amazoness Swordswoman angrily snarled, "Is that what you're thinking!? That I can never measure up to a male Machine-Type Monster because of my extra X chromosome!?"
"Choo? Choo?" Iron Wolf exclaimed. ("I never said anything like that! How the heck did you take my comment and interpret it as something sexist!?")
"Oh! I see! So now I'm so stupid that I can't even figure out the context of a speaker's comments because I'm a girl!" Amazoness Swordswoman raged.
"Choo?" ("Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!?")
"Well I'm not taking it!" Amazoness Swordswoman huffed, "YOU HEAR ME!? I am like… so mad right now! I AM OUTRAGED I TELL YOU! OUTRAGED! I am not taking any more damage from any more chauvinist machine-type monster pigs like you, so just take your 4500 damage and shove it up your…"
"Language!" Amazoness Queen snapped, "Come on, Amazoness Swordswoman! We're not savages!"
"Wha-bu- are you kidding me!?" Amazoness Swordswoman protested, blasting back the still very confused Iron Wolf and throwing the damage back at Allen and Sayaka. "We are freakin AMAZONESS WARRIORS! We're like… the epitome of savagery and feminist extremism!"
"Oh no you don't!" Sayaka countered, attempting to suddenly become amazing, "It's hero time! I activate, 'Illegal Fairy Pixie Dust Steroids!' With this card, I detach two Overlay Units from our monsters, in order to make a back-alley deal with some shady fairy-type monsters so they can give us the dope that'll negate the damage we're about to receive, and make my way overlooked Fairy Cheer Girl Xyz Monster super powered by beefing up her muscles to obscenely high levels of attack power!"
Fairy Cheer Girl roared like the hulk as she downed a vial of some rainbow colored glitter, which immediately caused her muscles to bulge underneath her cheerleader outfit as she swelled to the size of an Olympic body builder and her ATK power rose to 4500.
"I WILL SHOW THE WORLD THAT I DO NOT SUCK RIGHT AFTER I RIP OFF YOUR HEADS AND USE THEM AS POM-POMS!" She roared at the Tyler Sisters and their monsters before charging at Amazoness Pet Liger with the unbridled rage that only comes from years of Yu-Gi-Oh players saying, "You suck as an Xyz Monster."
The Tyler Sisters only barely managed to survive the attack.
Noro: So let me get this straight… you were almost beaten by Fairy Cheer Girl!?
Gloria: Like… no! That would like… never happen?
Grace: Like… yeah! Like… that would be as weird as… I don't know… us suddenly doing a 180 degree turn and deciding to rebuild the Xyz Dimension after we conquered it!
Gloria: Oh man… could you like… imagine if something that ridiculous actually happened!
Grace: Like… yeah! That'd be like… totally unrealistic and feel… like… so totally contrived by the writers for the sake of plot convenience!
Noro: What writers?
Gloria: MOVING ON!
"Wha-what happened?" Fairy Cheer girl groaned as the effects of the steroids wore off and she was changed to defense position. "I feel like… like I snapped there… all of a sudden."
"It's okay…" Sayaka reassured her monster. "…you're just fine. And now, since you're in defense position, we won't receive any damage!"
"Si my friends!" Allen agreed, "Spanish retort and other Spanish words! Spanish, Spanish, Spanish!"
"Well, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish!" Grace retorted, in a foreign language that still didn't make her cooler than her WAY more awesome sister, Gloria, who was just about to prove her awesomeness by summoning her ace monster.
"Okay, so like I totally… use this Fusion Card in my hand to like… totally… fuse my Amazoness Queen with my Amazoness Swordswoman, and like… I don't know… build the Fusion-Way Network?"
Grace: Uhm… like… we don't build any networks. That's like… totally… an Xyz Monster thing.
Gloria: Whaaaaaa? Really?
Noro: Will you please…!
"Amazoness Queen whose… like… totally into proper manners and stuff… like… totally fuse with the biggest feminazi in the known multiverse and become… I don't know… something that's a hilarious mixture of the two or… whatever? Like… Yugo Shokan?"
Grace: It's Yuugo Shokan. Yugo's… like… that cute boy who was hitting on us and saying we were tote's prettier than that crazy chick Rin.
"Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugo Shokan! Like… come forth or whatever! Amazoness Empress!
With a mighty swish of her sword, Amazoness Empress rose from the fusion portal before dramatically posing in front of the Tyler Sisters. On her head and body, she wore the skulls of her fallen prey while donning a massive, blood-red cape. Her cruel metal sword was utterly enormous and tipped with several viscious spikes, and her body was decorated with several warrior scars and markings.
And yet… despite this, she was a surprisingly nice gal.
"What's the matter, love?" she winked at Fairy Cheer Girl while speaking with a British accent, "Why so down in the dumps on such a lovely day?"
"Oooh…" Fairy Cheer Girl groaned, as her withdrawals kept her in defense position, "…I don't feel so good. I think it'd be better if I just lie down for the rest of this duel. I mean… it's not like I'll be able to help much anyway."
"Why I disagree!" Amazoness Empress smiled, "Why, I 'av never seen 'apier prospects for your future, love! Ya just gotta chin-up and take your problems by the 'orns with a 'Chim-chimmery-roo,' and you'll be singing like a canary in no time at all!"
"But I can't even get up into attack position!" Fairy Cheer Girl groaned. "I might as well face it. They were right. I do suck as an Xyz Monster."
"Don't worry, love!" Amazoness Empress enthused, "Amazoness Empress is 'ere for ya! And I'll be 'avin none o' that downer business! Why, if you just do exactly as I say, then you'll be feelin' right as rain in no time at all!"
"How you gonna do that?" Fairy Cheer Girl asked, looking skeptical.
"Yall just gotta…" she suddenly heard a ringing coming from her skirt, "…'old on one second love, It's just me ol' chum callin'." She pulled a Cell Phone from her girdle and started speaking into it. "Oh hey, Panther Daner!" she called, "Fancy speakin with you at a time like this? 'Ow's the Moon-Light family doin'? Mmmm-hmmmm, Mmmmm-hmmmm, yep! Well I gotta tell ya, love! I can' possibly imagine 'ow blessed I'd feel with an entire litter of cute fluffy nocturnal animals to call me own! Now I love me amazoness girls to death, but sometimes… well… they can be a bunch of gits every now an' again. What's that now, love? Mmmmm-hmmmm, Mmmmm-hmmmm, oh bless me second-class citizen dad! Well… gotta go Panther Dancer. We should totally 'ang out some other time. Maybe catch our favorite Rock-Band, 'The Destiny Heroes,' when they'll be playin' again. Cheerio and tootle-pip!"
She put away her phone before smiling back at Fairy Cheer Girl. "Now… where was I again? Oh yeah, that's right! I was gonna show ya 'ow to snap outta that moody li'lle stupor a yours!"
"It's not gonna involve anything… violent… is it?" Fairy Cheer Girl asked, eyeing Amazoness Empress's sword with suspicion.
"Oh no, love!" Amazoness Empress chortled, "I'm just gonna 'av me cute li'lle pet liger smack you around a bit until you feel better!"
"I don't think that's a good…" Fairy Cheer Girl began before getting cut off.
"Well go on then!" Amazoness Empress called to Amazoness Pet Liger, "Smack the somber right outta 'er system!"
"Rawr!" Pet Liger replied. ("I'm dealing with some emotional and identity issues right now, can't it wait? I mean… give me a break! My dad was a lion and my mom was a tiger. I don't even know what I'm supposed to be, much less what I'm supposed to do! I mean… sure… I've been shouldering my weight in this duel, but I just feel… lost. Mauling my prey just doesn't… just doesn't feel… satisfying anymore.")
Noro: The liger… was speaking?
Gloria: Obviously.
Noro: Of course it was. Why not?
"Oh don't ya be givin' me that now!" Amazoness Empress scolded, "I even planned on givin' ya a treat for 'elpin this poor fairy out! Who's the kitty who want's some tunaaaa!?" she called, waving a can of tuna in front of her face.
"RAWR!" Liger roared with excitement. ("FORGET ABOUT WHO I AM AND WHO I'M GONNA ASPIRE TO BECOME. LET'S GET THAT TUNA!") Without a second of hesitation, he sprinted forward, eyes glowing red with his manic desire to be fed, and smacked Fairy Cheer Girl upside the head in an effort to smack the depression out of her system.
"OUCH!" Fairy Cheer Girl roared, almost waking up from her stupor. Meanwhile, Allen and Sayaka, who had become lost in confusion long before this point in time, flailed in the air as their collective Life Points were reduced to 1100.
"Feelin' better yet, love?" Amazoness Empress inquired.
"Uhm… a little." Fairy Cheer Girl replied, shaking her head. "I think… maybe… one more attack should do it?"
"Glad to oblige!" Amazoness Empress replied with a wink. Swinging her sword down to the ground with the glee that she always felt when extending a helping hand to others (Starve Venom taught her this, by the way,) she joyfully blasted the depression out of Fairy Cheer Girl's system, (and the rest of Allen and Sayaka's Life Points away,) before cheerfully visiting Fairy Cheer Girl in the card world and teaching her a lesson about accepting who she was.
Gloria and Grace smiled at Noro when they had finished their story. Noro just looked completely confused.
"What the… how… that didn't explain anything! What happened afterwards!? How were you beaten!? Why did you let them go!? HOW DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SHOES!?"
"Well… like… I thought the shoe part was… totally obvious!" Grace protested.
"Like… yeah!" Gloria contributed, "Weren't you… like… paying attention?"
"Answer the other questions please!" Noro roared.
"Well we were like… totally getting to that!" Grace whined. "So after we totally beat those two, we then had this EPIC duel with these two other hunks."
"Real SEXY hunks." Gloria agreed.
"Oh man…" Grace drooled, "…and that duel was… like… so totally awesome!"
"The action was just… perfect!" Gloria agreed.
"And the rich character development!" Grace exclaimed, "It was just… PERFECT! I mean… I feel sorry for ANYONE who missed a duel as awesome as that one! But yeah… like… we totally beat them both and were just about to move on with our mission, when… like… these other two hot boys start… like… totally drooling over us and asking us if we wanted to go on a date with them…"
Gloria picked up where her sister left off. "And we were like… 'No way!' and they were all, 'Yes way!' and so we were all… 'Whatever! We're just gonna… like… totally chill out in the Amazoness Spa card.'"
"Like… yeah!" Grace agreed. "Like… totally chillax in the Amazoness Spa card!"
"And…?" Noro griped, still trying to figure out where their nonsensical story was headed.
Grace steadily grew more excited. "And then… like… we asked them what our life points were like, and they were all, 'IT'S OVER 10,000!' and we were all… whatever man, we're just… like… so totally awesome that way! And then this one hot guy is all… like… 'I'm gonna show you ladies some entertainment!' And we were all… like… 'Ewww… gross! You are being… like… so pervy man!' And then there were these robot birdies, and dragons, and rocket ships, and Liger looked like a circus animal… and then… and then!"
Noro had given up a long time before this. Shaking his head at the Tyler Sister's unbelievable incompetence and air-headedness he slowly made his way over to where a group of Obelisk Soldiers were talking. The one in the center, had a gold chain around his neck and a pair of sunglasses over his mask, the one on the left had left his hands ungloved so one could clearly see the words, "HOUND DAWGG" tattooed on his fingers, while the one on the right was carrying a large boom box on his shoulder that was playing a deep bass rhythm.
"So I said, summoning ANOTHER Triple Bite Hound Dog is NOT a totally lame and repetitive strategy!" the Obelisk Soldier in the Sunglasses told his companions.
"You go dawg!" the Obelisk Soldier to the right congratulated, giving the one in the center a fist bump. "Way to represent Academia!"
Noro stared at the soldiers in disbelief. Between them and the Tyler Sisters, he wasn't sure which ones were worse.
"So like… totally give me your phone!" Grace whined. "I like… totally gotta send a selfie to Hell Kaiser!"
Nope, nevermind, the Tyler Sisters were definitely worse.
Donjusticia: Well, that's another silly short under the belt. I hope you enjoyed this one. I certainly did. Next week I'll definitely by Venom's Questifying episode 119.
D-Hero Dystopia Guy: Oi what's the big idea 'ere!? You promised that you'd be includin' an episode of our duel against Yuya!
Donjusticia: I'll get to that later! But! While I'm on the topic, I am honestly having a lot of fun with these shorts, so here's my special offer to you, my readers. You guys get to pick which episode from Yu-Gi-Oh Arc V will be the next to be Venom's Questified! Here's how it works, just send me an episode number, or two or more consecutive episode numbers that you want parodied, and I'll Venom's Questify them! Ever wonder WHY Odd-Eyes Rebellion Dragon is so angry? What do the Goyo monsters do in their spare time? For that matter, what did Reiji REALLY see when he visited Academia? These questions and more are yours to explore! Send an episode number to me and find out what REALLY happened! Until next time, this is Donjusticia, signing out!