Yo! Haven't updated this in a while.

And yes, I have gotten rid of those Sukone bastards. They'll come soon.

So yeah, we're at where Kiku has some "devious scheme" planned for some guy she hasn't even met.

Damn, now that I think about it, I should add Momo and Akaito to the group. I AM ON IT.

.:Disclaimer:.

CHAPTER 10 WOOT

Chapter 10-Kiku's Plan (AKA Evil Plan 2)

Anonymous POV (an hour back)

I walk through the gates of Crypton High School and walk straight to the office.

"Hello, how may I help you?" someone asks me, sounding like a cashier from McDonald's.

"Do you have an open spot left for a teacher?" I ask her in response. She nods her head.

"Yes, well, do you have any teaching experience?" Something clicks in my brain. She looks awfully familiar...I gasp.

"Sonika, is that you? And what the hell do you think? I was a substitute teacher." She gasps as well.

"Megurine Luka..." But I stop her. (A/N: Most of the moms are bitches. And there's one overprotective Luka.)

"Ah, ah, ah. Kamui Luka," I correct her. She squeals.

"So my plan worked!"

I sigh. "Yes, Sonika. Anyways, about that job..."

Rui POV (lunchtime~ I just love skipping stuff cause I have no ideas)

This Kiku girl...is a MASTERMIND. I drop my jaw as she tells us the plan as we eat. We were now on the subject of the bastard that ruined my life.

"Okay, Rui, this guy is a man-whore right?" I nod my head, and the world goes black.

"Now, now, Rui, you can't say that about your boyfriend~" I can feel the smugness radiating off of him. He-no, wait, I'm sorry-it turns me around to face itself.

"EWWW. GROSS. IT'S SO SCARY," I say in the most dramatic way possible. But then I see Rei frown.

"Fuck off, and go die, Utatane," Rei growls, but it just smirks.

"Why don't you?" it retorts, and Rei says, "I asked first."

"Rui? Who do you want to die?" it asks me. The hell? I mutter to Kiku, "Commence." She tilts her head ever so slightly to say that she got the message. It doesn't seem to notice.

"Um, are you the bastard Rui keeps talking about? Utatane Piko?" she asks it "innocently." It chuckles.

"Why, no! That's my twin brother. I am Utatane Kopi." I fall over laughing right here. KOPI. AHAHAHA. "What?"

"Kopi...what a lame cover," I manage to say between laughs. It stomps on my foot. There goes my ankle. I "scream" in pain.

I stop laughing and start crying. And I never cry. But it's part of the plan. Wink wink. Rei rushes over to me.

"Are you okay?" he asks me frantically and kneels next to me. I wink at him secretly. I "whimper."

"No, not really," I whisper and Rei directs a glare to it.

I snarl at it. "Bastard. Is this how you treat a girlfriend?" It chuckles but stops after seeing that all people in the cafeteria was focusing their attention at this bastard. I keep crying. "Rei, can you please take me to the nurse?" I ask Rei. He nods and picks me up bridal style. I blush lightly.

"You don't mind me stealing your girlfriend, do you?" he asks it with a smirk. It rolls its eyes and walks away.

But the pain really is intensifying on my ankle. I start to cry for real and not for show.

Rei notices this and starts walking. That's when we bump into Megurine-sensei, aka Miki's kickass mom.

"Oh, Rei! Rui! What happened?" she looks at us with concern.

"Bastard stomped on her ankle," Rei replies and she nods. And I black out.

Kiku POV

Excellent. Phase 1 of Operation Famous Fiend has been executed smoothly.

Aren't I such a badass genius?

Of course I am. I'm Juon Kiku, after all. It makes sense that all plans by me are badass. Like me.

If I wasn't badass, this plan would never exist and Rui would still be in Piko's grasp.

I freaking saved her ass. Told you I'm that damn awesome, but noooo.

Ahem. I should stop rambling.

I leave it at that because I'm damn tired.

This is so fucking short compared to my other chapters. Meh, I'll edit, but you take what you get right now.

BYE. ~Miki

P.S. My birthday's coming soon. Wink wink. Or face the wrath of QUEEN LUKA, JAPANESE NINJA NUMBER ONE. ;)