Dani: And we're back! I got tons of great questions, you guys are the best! The first one of the day is from FireNutZuko! It's for Envy!
Darn your logic, but...
Be nice to Al for a week and I won't call you a
"Cross-dressing
palm tree", I'll call your mini-skirt skorts or something, AND
I
won't call you a transvestite. Oh, I'll also give you your
favorite food
(as long as it's not human) for 2 weeks. What
do ya think about that?
Envy: Hm…sounds good. Al! Ya want a kitten!
Alphonse: Yes! 3
Dani: Ah, brotherly love. Next is for Gluttony.
WHY do you always ask
if you can eat people!? That's so wrong and
disgusting!
It's not natural! Do you even know what cannibalism is
anyways?!
Now that I think about it... would you ever eat the
other homunculi if there
were no living humans nearby?
Gluttony: …..I can eat them?
Dani: *Sigh* I guess you could, it would be sick though.
Gluttony: Hey, Envy! I need to talk to youu…..
Dani: ….Next question! It's for Edward.
Yeah... the cops are
finding out where you are... so... start running
pipsqueak!
And don't rant about the "pipsqueak" part or else...
Edward: Ah! Crap! Wait, what's the 'or else'?
Dani: I'm sure you don't want to know.
Edward: *gulp*
Dani: *Evil smile* Now for our next question…
Ed: Wait! I have to know what the 'or else' is!
Dani: *ignoring Ed* Our next question is for Al.
How do you feel about people abusing, neglecting, and killing animals?
Alphonse: People do that?!? That's terrible! This needs to be stopped! I'm starting a campaign!
Envy: I'm with you, Bro! *Looks at FireNutZuko* I support my little brother and his goals. Good, huh?
Dani: *rolls eyes* Excellent, Envy. You're a saint.
Envy: I know, right? I'm so not a crossdressing palm tree.
Dani: No, you still are.
Envy: Dammit!
Dani: *laughs* Our next question is more of a…suggestion really. It's from Anonymos1996, for Ed and Al.
I dare you to kiss...
Edward: Ew! He's my brother, sicko!
Dani: *shrugs* Do what the reviewer says, Ed.
Edward: *Shudders* Sorry about this, Al.
Alphonse: Don't worry, Brother, we'll live…*cringes*
*Ed and Al quickly kiss, then pull away.*
Edward: *Runs off to clean out his mouth* I'M SORRY AL!
Alphonse: *Curled in a small ball on the floor* I-it's okay…
Dani: Poor Ed and Al… *sigh* Another suggestion. This one for Roy.
I dare you to propose to Ed, lol!
Edward: *just got back from bathroom* Aw…really?
Riza: Yes, you can't really expect him to do this, can you?
Dani: It's what the reviewer wants…
Roy: I guess I have to. *Sigh* Fullmetal, will you marry me?
Edward: No.
Roy: Thank God!
Dani: Okay, next from CrazyMellow102! The first is a sort of statement, for Dante.
Me loves being a homunculus... Thank you
Dante: Any time!
Dani: Okay, next is for Ed.
I wish I were your height... For no reason... lol!
Edward: See! It's a good height!
Roy: Who is he talking to?
Dani: I have no idea…
Roy: It doesn't matter if it's a good height, Fullmetal, it's still a short one!
Ed: WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU CAN'T SEE HIM WITH A TELESCOPE?!?
Roy: I didn't say that, Ed.
Edward: You were thinking it.
Roy: So?
Dani: Next, we have something for Envy.
T^T I wanna hug from my fave homunculus!
Envy: I've given too many hugs lately!
Dani: Oh, come on! Just this once!
Envy: *Sigh* Fine. But you know the rules. No more than five seconds.
Dani: Hurray! Next is for Al!
Envy told me to give
you a hug. *hugs!* And I wanna give you a kitty!
*Gives a golden
tabby kitty* Kittys are awesome. =3
Alphonse: Yay! I love hugs! :3 *takes kitty* Thanks! You're the best!
Dani: I never got a hug…*looks at Roy and smiles*
Roy: Really? Why me?
Dani: Because you're my favorite! Pwease? *cute eyes*
Roy: *sigh* Fine. *Hugs Dani quickly*
Dani: *hugs back* Hurray!!! My life is complete!!! 3 Our next question is for Winry.
Automail is cool...
Here's a new wrench! *hands a shiny wrench to
Winry*
Edward: Don't give her that! She'll hit me with it!
Winry: Shut up! *takes wrench and hits Ed with it* Thank you for the wrench, by the way. I love it!
Dani: Our next question is for anime Wrath.
I'll give you a big
smily face cookie! *hands a giant smily
face cookie*
Wrath: Hurray! *takes cookie and eats* I love you now!
Dani: Hopefully that cookie doesn't have too much sugar.
Wrath: *Eyes widen*
Dani: Back to the closet with you! *locks Wrath in closet*
*Various thumping noises from inside closet*
Dani: Why must you all insist on giving him sugar?!? Our next question comes from LoveStories. The first is for Envy.
You weren't supposed to
eat it! It was supposed to be worn on top of
your head and people
think you're more of a palm tree! *hand covers mouth*
Oops...
*Runs behind Ed* Don't kill me!
Envy: I am so not a palm tree! I'm glad I ate that hat!
Edward: *Protects the reviewer* No eating hats! Or reviewers!
Envy: :P
Dani: Our next question is for Ed.
You're welcome! I love
the homunculus you too! You're awesome both ways!
XDXD
Edward: Thank you! I know, I'm supersexy!
Dani: And not full of yourself at all! *Rolls eyes*
Ed: How can I not be full of myself? Have you seen how sexy I am?
Dani: Did you switch brains with Roy?
Roy: Hey, I'm not that bad. Though I am the sexiest man alive…
Dani: That totally proves my point. Anyways, now LoveStories has a present for Roy! A big fluffy teddy bear!
Roy: *Takes teddy bear* I'm so happy! I'll cherish it forever!
Dani: If I gave you something would you cherish it forever?
Roy: Ermm…of course!
Dani: Hmmm…*gives Roy a framed picture of self* There!
Roy: It's…beautiful. I'll hang it up in my apartment…
Dani: Hurray! Our next question comes from BugzAttack! The first one is for Bradely!
Whats with the melons? Is that the only fruit you like?
King Bradely: Pretty much, yeah.
Dani: Our next question is for Envy, from the manga!
How do the 'guess my
weight games" at the fair make you
feel? (Due to your true
form's size you must weigh more than gluttony...**...)
Also, how
does it feel to be a SHRIMP even SMALLER then Ed, (and carried in
a
little jar no less.)
Envy: Never once have they guessed my weight. I get so many great prizes off those things. And I always share them with Al! *Glances at FireNutZuko* Because I love my brother.
Dani: *rolls eyes* Suck up. Next, for Mei Chan!
Do you believe you and
Alphonse have something together? I know you
don't really
like Ed, if Al and you are married will he be invited to the
wedding?
Mei Chan: Well, I do believe me and Alphonse-sama have something special! 3 And Ed is Alphonse-sama's brother, so I suppose he can come.
Al: Who said anything about a wedding?
Dani: The reviewer! See? *points* Right there. Anyways, the next question is for Pride from the manga.
Stalking is not a turn
on for girls,if your that into Hawkeye
tell her how you really
feel, I dare you =P
Pride: Who said I liked Hawkeye?
Dani: The reviewer…do I have to keep pointing this out? Anyways, our next question is for Riza.
Does Mustang really
call you Riza when you are alone, or was that
just something you
said to trick Envy? What else is going on between you two
that
we don't know about?
Riza: At the time, I said it to fool Envy, but he really does call me Riza sometimes. Also, we do have a private relationship but I won't talk about it.
Dani: Aw. Our next question is for Ling Yao/Greed
YOU ARE THE COOLIST
CHARACTER! I LOVE YOU IN A CREEPY STALKER WAY AND SQUEELED AND
FLAILED HAPPLY WHEN YOU FOUGHT BRADLY! YOU ARE SO BADASS!
ROCK
ON!!
Ling: I know, I pwned in that fight! I am amazing, right?
Dani: You are! I love you as well. Almost as much as I love Roy!
Roy: Competition?
Dani: No one can compete with you, Roy! But I do love Ling!
Ling: *smirks*
Dani: Next question! It's for Doctor Knocks
No one writes
fanfiction about you, how does it feel to know you
aren't loved?
Dr. Knocks: It doesn't feel good! Not good at all! *cries*
Dani: Poor guy. Next question is for Roy!
I dare you to go up and
KISS OLIVER ARMSTRONG! Let Ed take a video so if
she kills you I
can watch!
Roy: What?!?! But-
Dani: No buts! *hands Ed video camera* Do it!
Roy: You would be upset if I died!
Dani: I'm the author, remember? I won't kill off my favorite character! Now do it.
Roy: *sigh* Major General Armstrong! Come here, please!
Oliver Armstrong: What is it, Colonel Mustang?
Roy: *Kisses Oliver*
Oliver Armstrong: *Pushes Roy away* YOU IDIOT!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?
Roy: THE REVIEWER TOLD ME TO! I'M SORRY!
Oliver: ……Go die.
Dani: Next question! It's for Alex Armstrong!
Like wise, you should give your sister a hug...see what happens.
Alex: OF COURSE! I LOVE HUGGING MY SISTER! *hugs sister*
Oliver: EVERYONE LEAVE ME ALONE!
Dani: Before she explodes, our next question! It's for manga Lust!
MUHAHAHA BURN BABY BURN BURN!
Lust: So mean!
Dani: *Laughing* You have to admit it's funny.
Lust: IT IS NOT!
Dani: Okay, okay. Next question. From laitue, for Kimblee!
How do you do to have
such beautiful hair ? Who is the man you want
to blow up the most
? (I'm a NOT a man so don't answer : "You" !)
Kimblee: Lots of conditioner. Also, I would love to blow up Roy Mustang, but Dani won't let me. *sigh* Oh well.
Dani: Damn right I won't let you! Next question is for Archer!
Do you agree with me if
I said that you are an evil bastard ? Do you
never want to tan ?
Archer: I am an evil bastard! Ha! Also, being pale makes me sexy.
Dani: It does not!
Archer: Shut up!
Dani: Okay, now for our next question. It's for Roy!
Will you protect me if Archer try to shoot me because I gave him a kick?
Roy: Sure.
Dani: Good Roy. Now, our next question is from .Secrets for Envy!
Yay! *hugs* One...two...three...four...done! :]
Envy: Good job. *Hands cookie*
Dani: Ahem.
Envy: *also hands one to Al*
Dani: Nice. Now we have a question for Al!
Would you kill a cat if I paid you five million dollars?
Alphonse: No. Of course not.
Envy: *hugs Al* HOW COULD YOU ASK SUCH A THING OF MY ADORABLE LITTLE BROTHER?!?
Dani: Next, a question for Edward.
Maybe you could try buying yourself one of those stretcher things and stretch yourself out?
Ed: Would that work?
Dani: I dunno, but you should try it.
Ed: Good point.
Dani: Next, a question for Lust.
Who do you prefer more
as a mate/boyfriend? Envy or
Gluttony? Personally, I'd pick Envy
for two reasons! 1] He doesn't eat people
2] He'd kick any guys
butt that'd try ta hurt me :P
Lust: *shrugs* Envy, I guess.
Dani: Why?
Lust: He can change to any guy I want! 3
Dani: What a terrible reason! Anyways, our next question is for Envy.
Who would YOU prefer more as a mate/girlfriend? Lust or some other girl or homunculus? lol
Envy: I fly solo. I don't need a girlfriend.
Dani: Well, there you have it! Until next time, remember to review!
