AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot {Mmmmm, donuts…} lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle {Muggle =/= Mudblood} afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok! {So the Sorting Hat was just like "They are looking kind of evil. You know what, scratch Gryffindor, move 'em to Slytherin." If someone in Ravenclaw is looking less smart one day, do they move them to Hufflepuff?}

I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR {and Marilyn Manson and Green Day and Simple Plan and Paramore and Nirvana and Cher}. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. {I'm picturing him wearing a bolo tie.} He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak {Hey, we're going to Outback tonight, Egogy, you wanna come? Oh, yeah, the steak thing. We'll just bring you back some Blooming Onion.}) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. {I only sleep with Draco! I just do it a gazillion times a day!}

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. {Isn't that the song that made you not want to kill yourself later?}

"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice. {Geddit, lik da MCR concert dat Voldiemort and Da Death Deelers crashed… Oh wait spoiler.}

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears. {Fjking bustard.}

Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. {I love random walls like that.}

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?) {Actually it's probably one of the more in character lines in the story.}

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying. {And B'loody Mary was crying all cryitively.}

We practiced for one more hour {because I secretly wanted Draco to kill himself}. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache. {Ibuprofen, you're a life saver. Kinda.}

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. {At this point the room was ankle deep in tears.}(c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." {Committed. Not attempted. Keep that in mind later.}