What's up everyone, I'm back, and I have some news. I decided that I am canceling one of my fanfics, that had a good first runner up, so it doesn't need one, so in turn, I can focus on this more. So, you know, yay?

"Mmmm, this sandwich is good!" Kairi exclaimed as she finished a teriyaki chicken club while Cal was drinking an iced tea right by her, as they were sitting in the park after getting some food from a nearby vendor.

"Yeah, good thing we got out of there, I think I was going to be scarred from what I saw." Cal finished his drink and tossed his bottle in a recycling bin when two mysterious figures approached them.

"I think these are who we are looking for dude." The two looked up to see two other people looking at them. One was tall with a blue mowhawk and black sides, a blue and white hoodie, black cargo shorts, and blue Converse. The other one was shorter with bed-head chestnut hair, a brown military jacket and jeans and black converse, but had distinct dark circles around his eyes.

"Uh, are you talking to us?" Kairi asked them.

"Yeah it's them, you idiot! Now let's finish them and get our jobs back at the park." Kairi and Cal got into defensive stance, Kairi pulling out her gun and Cal pulling out his katanas. Their about to be opponents pulled out an assortments of shurinken and kunais.

"Hey Mordecai, first one who gets in the winning blow gets their dinner paid!" The shorter one exclaimed as he threw a bomb at the two as they barely dodged it.

Back at the Hotel

"Wait, how did these two end up high again?"Wallace asked as Kim and Knives finished tying up Ramona and Scott, with some clothes on of course, in a corner. "Besides, why are you tying them up?"

"They were molesting me and Knives, and from the amount they smoked, it's going to be a while before the come down to earth, if you know what I mean." Kim finished the knot.

"Wait, were you like an ex-stoner?"

"Yeah I was, in college with this fool." She sat down on a couch when Mr. Chau and Neil came outside from smoking. "Well, that episode is over, how much more shit can we put in one day now?" Neil commented.

"Well, I've seen Scott naked more than all of you guys. So if Ramona was sober, I would say 'balls in your court'." Wallace commented.

"Awkward." Mr. Chau grunted.

"Well now, let's see if I can help lighten the mood." A blast of snow and ice burst through the place, instantly freezing most of the furniture and snow covering at least a foot of everything.

"What the-?" Kim said as she pulled herself out of all the snow. "Who could do this?"

"Me you small girl!" A pale blue man then flew into the room as everyone was getting out of the snow. He looked like a normal human professor, but his skin was pale blue and he had shaggy white long hair that came to his shoulders that also came with a beard. He had broken dark blue round glasses and had a mysterious golden crown on his head. There also seemed to be a person, much smaller than him, in the background.

"Don't worry! Me and Hambo will help!" She then showed him a stuffed animal.

"Now dear, you just sit this out, okay? This is grownups work."

"But I want to help you so me mommy and daddy can be together again. They didn't know I was okay!" Her voice was quiet. "Now they are gone." She held her stuffed animal real close to her. "Please bring them back."

"I will Marcy, don't worry." That name ring a bell to Knives, who was now up. That was the name of that lady who kidnapped me, but that must mean that she is her daughter. Oh no, but who's he?

"Who're you?" Knives asked him.

"You must be smarter to be alive to ask such a simple question. I'm here what you have inside of you. And my name doesn't mean too much, but I'm… slowly forgetting it, so I keep saying it." He summoned some snow creatures to his aid.

"My name is, Simon Petrikov."

Back at the Underpass

"Cal, don't move!" Kairi yelled as Cal barely tripped over some explosive tags tat Rigby had set.

"Shit, behind you!" Mordecai had snuck up right behind her to hold her hostage by keeping a kunai by her neck.

"Well now, this is one job we can do right, huh Rigby?" Rigby used his time to trip wire Cal's position so he couldn't move without shooting of some explosives.

"Yeah man, no let's hope Simon had finished off those losers so we can get out of here." Cal knew he could just teleport himself, but that would give the tall one too much time and Kairi would be dead before he could even have the chance. So right now, they were screwed. The taller one tied Kairi up and took her gun away from her.

"Well, that settles it."

"Should we go see if Simon needs help?"

No way man, let's just stay here." The shorter one then reached into his jacket and got out,

"Grilled Cheese Sandwiches!"

Man, I hope that the others are okay.

At the hotel

"Stupid Snow, die!" Kim yelled as she shoved her knee into a snow beast. If Simon was enough, these monsters were too much to handle. Mr. Chau and Wallace surprisingly were fighting back the ice wizard while she, Knives, and Neil were boldly fighting off about half a dozen monsters while keeping Ramona and Scott from either dying or freezing to death.

"Neil, can you get Scott and Rammy out of here? They're too hard to keep safe!" Neil then dragged them out, but got shut out because Simon had blown the door with solid ice.

"No!"

"Oh yeah!" Simon said as he flew away from Wallace's and Mr. Chau's attacks.

"Can't catch me!"

"Oh yes we can." as Wallace did a backflip on a wall and kicked him in the face.

"Well, eat my ninja ice!" He then summoned a bunch of swords and (pun) knives and threw them at the wall and exploded into Mr. Chau and his daughter, freezing them in place.

"You go Mr. Simon!" Marcy cheered in the background. All who were left were Wallace and Kim.

"Were doomed." But then a burning sound was coming from the door and a fiery explosion filled the room as Neil busted the door. He was holding dual M16s with flamethrowers, had his shirt off, had a cigar in his mouth and looked plain-

"Badass."

Whoa, what's up with the inclusion of all the CN characters? By the way, it's CN's 20th B-Day!