DUN DUN DUN.

DUN DUN

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

*more dramatic music plays*

THIS. ENDS. NOW.

JUST KIDDING.

THERE'S GONNA BE A SEQUEL.

Tsunami: listen up, you!

Sans: what?

Tsunami: If I have to kill you one more time…

Sans: what? Even if you kill me again, I will just reappear from a different universe.

Tsunami: I'll hire Deathbringer to kill you in every single universe!

Sans: you can't do that. There are an infinite number of universes. In every single one, I will be there. And I WILL WINK. And applaud bad puns.

Tsunami: Fine. But if I keep on killing you now, at least there will be some sort of effect on you. *kills Sans*

Sans: *appears mysteriously* It doesn't matter anyways. Every time these stories get read, by each individual reader, a new universe is created, how that person sees this happening in their head. And when someone re-reads these stories, they get reset.

Jambu: hey guys! Remember that transporter artifact we got?

Six-Claws: yeah, of course. Here it is right here! *holds up transporter*

Jambu: well, I found another!

Darkstalker: ooooooh yeah, I remember… a long time ago…

Darkstalker: hey Fathom, what's the matter?

Fathom: *sweating* I found an old cave, with strange markings on the wall. Then everything started glowing.

Darkstalker: THEN WHY DID YOU LEAVE IT?!

Fathom: for the convenience of plot!

Darkstalker: oh, of course! *laughs and the screen blacks out except for a circle around his face and theme music plays*

Jambu: Well, what's left except using it?

Everyone there: NOOOOOOOOO!

Jambu: *uses artifact* WEEEEEEEEEEEE!

And then everybody blacked out.

Starflight: where… where AM I?

Fatespeaker: I don't… know.

Starflight: open your eyes. What's it like?

Fatespeaker: ERMAGERD.

Starflight: *gets up* what? OW. I scraped myself on something sharp. Was it one of the others' talons?

Fatespeaker: EVERYTHING IS BLOCKS.

Starflight: …

Fatespeaker: I CAN'T SEE THE OTHERS AND EVERYTHING IS BLOCKS. WE HAVE NO TALONS AND EVERYTHING IS BLOCKS. YOU SCRAPED YOURSELF ON THE LANDSCAPE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS BLOCKS.

Starflight: …

Fatespeaker: … NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Starflight: erm…

Fatespeaker: Pig? BLOCKS. Tree? BLOCKS. Box? BLOCKS.

Starflight: okay. Get ahold of yourself. Obviously this is some WEIRD dimension. What are our surroundings?

Fatespeaker: BLOCKS.

Starflight: I KNOW IT'S BLOCKS, WHAT ARE THE BLOCKS MAKING?!

Fatespeaker: It… almost looks like scales… made of like, sand? And there are these black pillars everywhere… with glowing purple things on top. And… O MY GOD, there are really tall, pitch-black scavengers with purple eyes!

Starflight: okay… and no sign of the others?

Fatespeaker: nope.

Starflight: we'll have to find them then!

Tsunami: uhhh… what happened?

Six-Claws: I… don't know.

Jambu: SQUARES!

Six-Claws: yeah. Well.

Tsunami: are we… we ARE! We are cubic scavengers!

Sunny: And we're all the same height! Yeee!

Glory: well, let's just get out of here.

Clay: hey guys, where are Starflight and Fatespeaker?

Sans: Heh. I know this place.

Tsunami: THEN WHERE ARE STARFLIGHT AND FATESPEAKER?!

Sans: They were taken to The End. This is the world of Minecraft. *dramatic music*

Sunny: why is that dramatic? Everyone knew it was gonna happen.

Glory: well, WE aren't!

Me: too bad.

Sans: we will have to get your friends back by making eyes of ender. And you make those by getting materials from enemies you find in hidden fortresses in the Nether. And you get to the Nether by building a portal. And you build the portal by mining obsidian. And you mine obsidian by getting a diamond pickaxe. And you get a diamond pickaxe by mining 3 diamonds. And you can mine diamonds by getting an iron pickaxe. And you get an iron pickaxe by mining 3 iron. All while defending yourself from monsters.

Me: wow. It sounds a lot different when you put it like that.

Sunny: how do we start?

Sans: you start… by punching a tree.

Tsunami: …how?

Sans: *punches a tree and all the stuff appears in his hands*

Tsunami: 0_o.

Glory: great. Now we have the stuff… but what now?

Sans: we throw the eyes of ender.

Glory: why would we…

Sans: *throws an eye of ender and it breaks in midair*

Tsunami: YOU JUST WATSED ONE OF OUR EYES!

Sans: *keeps throwing and following*

Tsunami: WHY DO YOU EVEN KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THIS GAME ANYWAY?!

Deathbringer: I knew all that too, I just felt like he had it under control.

Sans: Hey, I'M the one who is supposed to be laid back and do stuff like that! I only explained because I thought no one else knew! I went out of character!

Deathbringer: ;)

Sans: ;) DANGIT.

Tsunami: just do your gosh darn thing.

Sans: *throws more eyes*

SpongeBob text: 5 hours later

Sans: *keeps throwing*

SpongeBob text: tomorrow

Sans: *keeps throwing*

SpongeBob text: tomorrow for sure

Sans: *keeps throwing*

SpongeBob text: Meh

Sans: *keeps throwing*

SpongeBob text: So much later the old narrator got tired of waiting and we had to hire a new one

Sans: *keeps throwing* hmm…. *one signals the place* THAT'S IT!

Everyone else: FINALLY!

Sans: that's it. The halfway mark.

Everyone else: eeeeerrrrrggghhhh.

Sans: just joking. ;)

Me: you know what?! Sans has done too much in this story!

Sans: *disappears*

Tsunami: aaaaahhhh.

Me: this one also hasn't been funny enough! Quick everyone! Realize there is grass here!

Everyone: hey! There is grass here! *tries to eat it*

Glory: heeeyyy… you can't eat this grass!

Deathbringer: the game code won't allow it! Eeeerrghh! We need to save Starflight and Fatespeaker and GET OUT OF HERE!

Tsunami: then let's dig! *digs down*

Deathbringer: nooooooooo!

Tsunami: what?

Deathbringer: it's taboo to dig directly down!

Tsunami: why?

Deathbringer: because you'll fall into lava!

Tsunami: but we'll respawn right?

Deathbringer: yeah, but you'll lose all your stuff!

Tsunami: Sans had all our stuff!

Deathbringer: All of your EXP!

Tsunami: We don't HAVE EXP!

Deathbringer: but UH… It's UH… *dies inside*

Tsunami: yeah. That's what I thought. *continues to dig down*

Deathbringer: YOU'LL REGRET THIS ONE DAY!

Tsunami: *distant* Hey, I found it!

Deathbringer: *dies*

Sunny: oh no Deathbringer!

Deathbringer: *respawns* TSUNAMI, I'LL KILL YOU!

Everyone: *goes down the tunnel*

Tsunami: *gasps* it's- it's it's-

Clay: THAT'S RIGHT!

Tsunami: Clay, you have grass!

Clay: THAT'S RIGHT!

Tsunami: Is that all you can say?

Clay: THAT'S RIGHT!

Sunny: Clay! To your left! *sword swings down on Clay*

Clay: *blocks it* THAT'S RIGHT!

Sunny: sorry, other left.

Glory: hey Sunny, what's 5 x 2?

Sunny: 10.

Clay: THAT'S RIGHT!

Deathbringer: Whatever! Let's just go into the portal! *jumps in*

Everyone else: *jumps in*

Starflight: Uuuuuuuggghhhh, we'll never find them this way!

Fatespeaker: *sitting back and relaxing* don't worry! With your vast intellect, you'll be finding them any minute!

Starflight: but I don't even have eyes…

Fatespeaker: *becomes a being of darkness* IT DOESN'T MATTER.

Starflight: I will demonize your demon eyes.

Fatespeaker: eeegh! What a bad joke!

Sans: I thought it was great!

Me: NO! This is a WoF story! Stay back!

Sans: *disappears mysteriously*

Everyone: *appears from the portal*

Starflight: *bumps into them*

Fatespeaker: hey, Starflight, you found them! I knew you could!

Starflight: … … … … … EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tsunami: OH MY GAWD YOU GUYS ARE STILL DRAGONS?!

Deathbringer: because they are NightWings, they turned into Enderdragons. But wait, why didn't I become one?!

Me: because the asker who suggested this part didn't include you!

Deathbringer: fine. Whatever. I have bigger problems to worry about because the ONLY WAY OUT OF HERE IS TO KILL THE ENDERDRAGONS.

Everyone: 0_o

Tsunami: You can just make a portal back on your own though, right?!

Deathbringer: oh yeah.

Glory: hey, has anyone else noticed Clay is fatter than normal?!

Clay: hey, what's that supposed to mean?! *barfs put Anemone* oh yeah.

Anemone: ah hah HA!

Starflight: *gasps* YOU!

Anemone: THAT'S RIGHT! I bribed Clay to carry me in his stomach in exchange for random grass I found!

And now… *takes out full enchanted diamond armor and sword* I SHALL END THE SOCIET OF THE ANTI-NEMONE!

Everyone: GASSSSSPPPP

*Commercial Break*

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Now back to your regularly scheduled story.

Fatespeaker: OH MY GOD! Clay, where can I buy some!

Anemone: *in background, attacking Starflight*

Starflight: DON'T YOU THINK MAYBE THIS IS THE PRIORITY?!

Deathbringer: Don't worry Starflight! I got dis! *sends Anemone into another dimension*

Everyone: aaaaaaaaah.

Me: HAH! Don't think I'd let you all off that easily! *disappears*

Tsunami: whatever. Deathbringer, take us back to our regular dimension.

Deathbringer: okeydokey! *opens portal and leads everyone in*

5 months later

Starflight: *gasps* all the grass has grown back! The seed shave grown!

Fatespeaker: you mean it took that long?

Starflight: SHUT YOUR FACE.

Fatespeaker: .. ..-. / -.- - ..- / .- .-. . / .-. . .- -.. .. -. -. / - ... .. ... -..- / -.- - ..- / .- .-. . / .- - .- -.. .. -. -. .-.-.-

Starflight: thanks.

Anemone: HAH! I found you!

Starflight: WA?

Anemone: *opens a portal and shoves Starflight in it*

Fatespeaker: how did you-

Anemone: don't you know? Just like Deathbringer, I am the same Anemone in all the stories! But with me, it's ALL the stories! EVER! With me in it! The cannon, the not-so-cannon, the stupid, the shipping! And now, I will kill the entire Anti-nemone!

Fatespeaker: but-but-but-

Anemone: It's time to unleash my FURY!

Fatespeaker: noooooo!

Anemone: I have changed color over book 2 and 6! I am one of the only known current animi! I enchanted Auklet's harness! I was gaged when I complained once! I made a reference to a human term! Indigo also said a similar thing! Ahahaha!

Fatespeaker: w-what? What was all that!

Anemone: you will never know! *flies off* and this time I will NOT get hit by Goodyear!

Wow. I wrote that faster than expected. Anyway, at least it was the longest chapter, and even if it was its own story it would be my longest. Btw, I hid 6 Easter eggs in this story. Look for as many as you can.