Rory captured Sheldon by the hand into the camper van, she was too cold, even with his coat on and an additional blanket.
It was past midnight, Sheldon was jittery, either through nervousness of recognizing what Rory wanted or because of the low climate.
Sheldon didn't know when the van had last been disinfected so was halfhearted about getting into the back of it, Rory had positioned down the blanket they had around them and moved all of the luggage into the front seats, Sheldon got a few more glow sticks out of his bag and put them around the edge of the van, Rory was laying down, her tank top was ridden up so her midriff was displaying, her belly button was looking at Sheldon, it seemed to do something too him, she had her arm over her face, she resembled a damsel in distress.
Sheldon climbed onto her and moved her arm, allowing him to kiss her.
Sheldon had never really commenced sexual congress before, it was always Rory who had started it, or at least assisted him to make the right movements, now it was his turn, he was thankful that the van wasn't tall enough for Rory to be astride him, he enjoyed the pleasure but didn't like to feel out of control, not knowing what would happen next.
Sheldon was grinning like a Cheshire cat whilst kissing Rory, he was happy to be away from the mud, then his cell phone started to vibrate, it played Coldplays 'the Scientist', Rory recognized it as Leonards ringtone. The fact that it was vibrating didn't help their predicament, Sheldon reached into his chino pocket and answered the phone,
"You said if I found another one of my species you would leave me alone" he said in a harsh tone.
"I said I would get out of your way, I'm miles away so there. I was just wondering how you were?" Leonard responded in the same tone he had been greeted with moments before.
"If you scanned my brain right now you would see a smaller amount of metabolic activity in my cerebral cortex." Sheldon replied,
"What the hell are you doing on your honeymoon Sheldon?" Leonard was panicking now.
"I just told you, I'm Horny, go away!"
Sheldon hung up the phone, threw it out of the window, went to get it and came back to being on top of Rory again, who was incredibly turned on by this macho performance.
Sheldon removed Rorys tank top and jeans, leaving her in her undergarments, He then removed all of his clothes, it took a while but that was to be expected.
He laid on Rory who removed the rest of her clothes, he did as he had done before, moved her legs apart with his knees, and he made love to her through the night.