Disclaimer: Your Mom. Yeah I went there. But I still don't own Twilight… no matter what I say.
Sorry this update took so long. I've been sick and had writers block again. Heads up everyone, I'm gonna be ending this soon. But if I get a lot of reviews on this chapter (more than 20) I'll write a sequel. I have an idea for it anyways.
I did something different with this chapter; I wanted to see how the other characters felt about Emmett's change. So I "asked" them.
Song of Inspiration: Popular by the Veronicas. LOL, that song is sweet.
Commencing…
Chapter 10: The Office Style
My POV
I took Edward out of the room to speak to him privately:
Me: So, Edward, can I call you Eddie?
Edward: No.
Me: Ok, so Eddie, do you like your older brother?
Edward: Yes, we get along well.
Me: So what do you think of his transformation?
Edward: His transformation to Emo?
Me: Yes, not the vampire change. The Emo change.
Edward: I don't like it. It's stupid. Emmett should act his age, not like a child.
Me: Ooh! Seems like you really don't like your brother!
Edward: What!? No! Hey!
(I get up and leave)
Edward: Come back here! We are not through talking!
Me: Yes we are. I got everything I need. Thanks Eddie-poo!
Edward goes and sulks in a corner.
Then I went back and got Alice:
Me: So, Alice, how are you?
Alice: Great thanks! How are you?
Me: I'm fine, thank you. So, about your brother…
Alice: Which one?
Me: Emmett.
Alice: Oh.
Me: Yes, so what do you think of this "Emo thing"?
Alice: I like it. He's expressing a different side. I'll enjoy it while it lasts.
Me: While it lasts?
Alice: Yeah, this has gone on for at least a week. That's a new record. He changes his personality every month. Watch him, he'll be gangster next.
Me: Gangster?
Alice: Yeah, or Pimp or something like that…
Me: Interesting… so you fully support him on this?
Alice; Entirely. Unfortunately, I'm the only one in the family. Bella agrees with me, but she's not part of the family yet…
Me: Oh, well thank you, Alice. Could you send Jasper in next?
Alice: Sure! It was nice talking to you!
Jasper walks in:
Me: So! Jasper ol' boy! What's up?
Jasper: Um… not much…
Me: Well that's cool. So let's cut to the chase. How do you feel about Emmett going emo?
Jasper: I love it.
Me: Really? Why?
Jasper: He's so easy to make fun of and play tricks on now.
Me: so this is all for your own amusement?
Jasper: Um… yeah…
Me: (talking to self) hm… so he's selfish.
Jasper: No! I didn't mean it in that way! Well… I did. But not to be selfish! It's just that he's always so mean, and now it's my turn and---
Me: Thank you Jasper. That is all. Please tell Rosalie to come in next. Thanks.
Jasper: But I wasn't done!
Me: I was.
Jasper: But- hey- wha- oh never mind.
He grumbles out the door and Rosalie walks in.
Rosalie: Hello?
Me: Come in, Rosalie.
Rosalie: What is this all about? I have a hair appointment in an hour that I don't want to miss.
Me: This will only take a few minutes.
Rosalie: Oh. Ok, so start already.
Me: You like Emmett, right?
Rosalie: he's my husband.
Me: You didn't answer the question. Do you or don't you like him.
Rosalie: I like him.
Me: Do you like his phases and persona changes?
Rosalie: Would you?! My f-ing husband is acting like a 12 year old! He wears eyeliner and tight jeans! No! I hate his change! I wish Bella had never given him the idea! I wish Bella were never around!
Me: Well… wasn't that interesting…
Rosalie: Er, sorry. I didn't mean to sound so harsh.
Me: Yes you did. Anyways, so when do you think he will go back to his regular self.
Rosalie: Well, thankfully, these phases never last long, hopefully he'll be Emmett again, and not Black Heart, in a matter of days.
Me: Thank you Rosalie. That is all. Please tell Carlisle he is next.
Rosalie: Will do.
Carlisle walks in and checks his watch, looking nervous.
Carlisle: Um… listen, I have to go. I have to perform a brain surgery in a half hour. Can this wait?
Me: No. Sit.
He sits.
Me: First question, do you like Emmett?
Carlisle: …yes…
Me: Do you like Emos?
Carlisle: What's Emos?
Me: Never mind. You can go.
Carlisle: Um… ok…
Me: Esme is next; send her in.
Esme glides into the chair.
Esme: What is this about?
Me: Emmett.
Esme: What about Emmett?
Me: His Emo thing.
Esme: Oh! My! I hate it. He'll hurt himself. I've read stories about these things. A mother thinks her son is just being a boy, and the next day, the kid has hung himself in his closet, or cut his wrists in the bathtub.
Me: But Emmett's a vampire. He can't cut himself. Or hang himself. He's tried.
Esme: True, but he can be killed by werewolves. And we are already on bad terms with the ones around here. I'm just worried that he will do something rash. Or pull an Edward and go to the Voltori. (sorry if that is spelled wrong, I don't have the book with me)
Me: he doesn't seem that upset. Not enough to kill himself.
Esme: You never know with Emmett.
Me: Your daughters say this will probably blow over in a few days.
Esme: That is the only thing that keeps me from going hysterical with worry at this point.
Me: Well thank you, Esme. It was a pleasure talking to you.
Esme: (distracted) uhm-hm.
Me: We're done here. Thank you all who participated in this survey. You---
Emmett: What's going on here?
Me: um… nothing!
Emmett: Doesn't look like nothing.
Me: well it is.
Emmett: Ok. I'm going out.
Esme: Be careful dear!
Emmett: I will.
Author's Note: Ok! Review! The next chapter will be the final chapter. So if I get 40 reviews by the end of that one (20 here, 20 there) I will post the sequel in a few days.
Hope you liked it!
Maddy
P.S. This was the longest so far: 6 pages, counting author's note. And remember, it's all for you!