The Mission

The Setting: Deep Jungle

The disclaimer: Streah modgnik nwo ton od I

The Characters: Marluxia, Riku, Tarzan, Sora

The plot: Etalocohc!!!

The Story: Starts now

Flashback

"his mission is highly dangerous, best suited for multiple operatives...are you sure you want it done so quickly, Superior?" "Marluxia, if you can, be my guest. Look, you'll be going to Deep Jungle"-"Deep Jungle?! That primitive place! What could I possibly be doing there?!" "If you'd let me finish...In Deep Jungle, there is a tree known as the cacao tree. Retrieve one of it's pods and bring it back." "That's all? I thought"-"Just get the pod." "If that's all you want, sir." "... ... ...Imbecile..."

In Deep Jungle

Marluxia: Hmph. Nothing but primitive heartless and desolate forsts. No wonder no one comes here anymore. Cacao tree...grows big brown pods...like those. Perfect. I'm already done-

Etalocohc!!!

Marluxia: What was that? (hears rustling in bushes) Tch. (pulls out scythe) Finally some entertainment-

Etalocohc!!!

Marluxia: Come out and face me! (got tackled by Tarzan) Get off-what the?

Tarzan: You...leave now! In...danger...

ETALOCOHC!!!

And at that moment, a familiar dark aura blasted Tarzan back.

Marluxia: What-R-r-Riku?!

-A description: Riku's wearing nothing but a loincloth, has brown markings painted on his chest and face, dark circles under his eyes, hair unkempt and messy, foaming at the mouth, pupils the size of pinpoints and unusually long canines-

Riku: Eta...locohc...ETA...LOCOHE...

Marluxia: Wha...what does that mean-

Riku: ETALOCOHC!!! (walking on all fours, advanced towards Marluxia snarling and drooling)

Marluxia: S-stay away! (tries to attack him but he blocks his every move) What happened to you-( then sees Tarzan tackling Riku, then both of then are going at it like rabid gorillas) I think I'll just leave...(grabs a pod only to be tackled and bitten by Riku)

Riku: Teg...yawa...etalocohc...ENIM!!! (runs toward Marluxia again)

Tarzan: (throws a cacao pod to Marluxia) Run!

Riku: RAAARGH!!! (does this crazy new primal attack blasting Marluxia and knocking out Tarzan) Reven...reven epacse htiw ym ETALOCOHC!

Marluxia: No...get back! (tries to fend off Rku but fails) Keep it!

Riku: (grabs the pod, cracks it open, gets a mouthful of the pure cocoa and screams a high-pitched psychotic scream) Meh heh...AAAAAAAAAAHHHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (still walking on fours towards Marluxia, growling at him and laughing at the same time)

Marluxia: No...get away form me...NOOOO!!! (shields himself)

Sora: (bursts out of nowhere) There you are! I gotta stop him! But how...(looks at his shoe) It worked before...(takes off shoe and chucks it at Riku)

Riku: (catches the shoe in his mouth then spits it out) UOY!! (pointing at sora while holding Marluxia's collar) Uoy evah erom etalocohc...evig em ro eh seid!!!

Marluxia: Sora...(t: I'm actually gonna say it) help...me!

Sora: Marluxia! Give me a break...Riku...(pulls out a Mr. Goodbar) I have what you want, just leave him alone-

Riku: NYAHHHARRGH!!! (charges at Sora full speed)

Sora: RikuNOOOOO!! (threw the candy bar towards the escaping Marluxia)

Marluxia: Wha? (sees the bar) Oh no...(looks up to see Riku gunning for him) It's not what you think-(the cacao pod falls out of his pocket) Uh-oh...I didn't steal it..no, no, no no NOOOOO!!!

Riku: ETALOCOHC!!!!!!!!!

Castle Oblivion-3 days later (trinity!)

Xemnas: Well?

Marluxia: (covered in twigs, dirt, bruises, blood, bite and scratch marks, cacao pod innards and some other brown substance along with the fact that his cloak is torn and maimed greatly, he has a broken arm and some of his hair, teeth, and a little of his left ear is missing) No sir, I don't have it.

Xemnas: But you said-

Marluxia: I know sir, I failed. I couldn't take it. I was lucky I came out alive.

Xemnas: (t: Damn!) This means no second-in-command.

Marluxia: (sighs) Yes sir-

ETALOCOHC!!!

Marluxia: Oh no, he's back! he still thinks I have some!

Xemnas: What are you talking about-

Marluxia: Run while you still can! Save me PLEASE!!!

Xemnas: From what-

ETALOCOHC!!!!!!!!

Weiver esaelp!