To Ziden115: The edge of your pogostick? HAHAHA! That made my day!
"So this is Kakariko Village?" Luigi asked. "Yep, it sure looks like it." Marisa said. "So peaceful and quiet." Remi said.
Suddenly, everyone in Kakariko screamed, as they all ran in their homes. "Was it something I said?" Flandre asked. "No, it's just that we got a very monster-like turtle with us." Suika said. "I'm right here, you know!" Bowser exclaimed. "Dude, you ARE a monster-like turtle." Daisy said. "I am not, i'm a very buff, very awesome king of the Koopas." Bowser said. "Who gets beat up by Mario every time." Reimu said, smiling. "Oh shut up." Bowser muttered.
Roxas knocked on a door as a woman opened the door, as the woman looked JUST like Anju. "Hello?" "Um, hi...do you know how to get to Death Mountain?" "Um, just go past the gate, you'll be on the Death Mountain Trail and you'll hit Goron City." She said. "Okay, thanks." Roxas said. "Now please, take that monster with you! Dump him into the lava for me!" Anju said and closed the door.
"Just because I'm awesome and a pretty cool king DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE FEELINGS!" Bowser yelled. "Take it easy." Sakuya said, patting Bowser on the back. "Not everyone is used to you like we are." She said. "Thanks for cheering me up..." Bowser muttered as they walked to the gate.
Sanae looked at Viridi then at Suwako who were sitting side-by-side as they both looked at the sky. "Wait a minute." She flew up and took a good look at Viridi and Suwako. "My god, they look the same age!" She thought to herself.
"Now where are we going?" Rosalina asked as she held on to Riku. "Anywhere but here! I didn't think Ansem would kill Tron and Cloud." He said as Epona ran really fast.
Lea took out his Keyblade and pointed it at Ansem while Even took out his shield. "You think you can just kill off a bunch of people just so you can get Rosalina? I don't think so." Lea said. "Hit me with your magic, I dare you." Ansem smirked. "Very well." Lea said. "FIRE!" He yelled, but not a single fireball came out of his keyblade. "Come on...WORK." Lea said. "It seems you haven't mastered magic yet." Ansem said. "Damnit, I thought Merlin taught you that." Even said. "Oh shut up." Lea said, putting away his Keyblade and taking out his chakrams. "Oh dear." Even said as he quickly grabbed Aerith's corpse and quickly ran off. "BURN BABY!" He yelled.
Epona turned around and ran off in another direction. "This goes to the Mushroom Kingdom! Are you crazy?!" Rosalina exclaimed. "We're not stopping at the Mushroom Kingdom, we're heading to Gensokyo." Riku said. "But...everyone's lives will be in danger there!" "Link and Zelda risked their lives to protect you, so did Leon and the others. No doubt they will too." Riku told her. Rosalina smiled and a tear fell from her eye. "Hey, there's no need to cry all the time." Riku said, looking behind him with a smile.
"WHOA, INCOMING!" Roxas yelled as a boulder came rolling down, but Suika jumped forward and punched the boulder, smashing it in pieces. "There you go." Suika said as the Tektites saw this and cowered in fear of Suika's massive strength. "Wow, I expected Hyrule's monsters to be more...agressive." Daisy said. "They're all cowards." Yuuka said as they continued up the trail as Suika punched any more boulders that would've crushed them.
Lea fell on one knee and weakly looked at Ansem. "It seems the fire bug has used all his fire." Ansem said as he doesn't have a scratch on him. "Go to hell." Lea said as Ansem took him by the throat.
"Ah Link! My brother has returned!" Darunia said as he squeezed the life out of Luigi. "Do I look like Link to you?!" Luigi weakly said, his face turning blue. Darunia opened his eyes to see he was choking Luigi. "Oh, sorry brother." He said as he let go of Luigi.
Luigi started coughing like crazy as Roxas used Curaga on him. "You okay, Luigi?" Daisy asked. "I WILL be..." Luigi muttered. "Luigi? Don't be silly! This is my brother, Link! He's the hero of Hyru-...Since when did you grow a mustache?" "Link never GETS facial hair." Luigi said as Darunia blinked a few times and scratched his head in embarrassment. "Sorry about that, I guess seeing this Luigi fella reminded me of Link." He said, blushing in embarrassment as well.
"Get out of my castle NOW." Beast ordered. "Not until I eliminate Belle." Yukari said. "So be it." Beast said as he charged right at Yukari. "YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET IT!" He yelled. "You sure are cocky." Yukari said, smirking. "But then again, you are a beast." She said as she jumped out of the way and fired danmaku at Beast.
"So what can I do for you?" Darunia asked. "Going to go to Death Mountain to find the Crystal Star." "Ah, you need some special clothes to get in there." He said, "Luckily for you, I know a sage that started making clothes like this." Darunia said. "It'll just be a minute."
Viridi looked at the sky and sighed. "Here, have this." Sanae said, giving Viridi some ice cream. "What is it?" "Aya and Hatate came across this place called Twilight Town and tried some ice cream. They gave three to me so you, me and Suwako can have one." She said as Viridi took a bite. "...Salty...but sweet. What the heck is this flavor?" "Sea-Salt Ice Cream." Sanae said as Suwako took a bite. "DANG THIS IS GOOD!" Suwako exclaimed.
Beast fell on one knee as Yukari kicked him down. "And to think you would put up a good fight." She said as she picked up a sword hanging on a wall and impaled him. "Now, time to find the Princess of Heart." She said and walked forward.
"Dang, she's gorgeous." Luigi said, looking at Saria who was walking to them. "What does she have that I DON'T?" Daisy asked, a little mad. "Well, she's cute, she's kind, she's very friendly..." Darunia said but Daisy elbowed him in the chest. "And she's not THAT strong..." Darunia said in pain.
"I think this should do it." Saria said as she gave them the special clothes. "And as for Bowser..." Saria said. "Well, try this on." "A stupid red jacket?" "Hey, I was running out of material." Saria said as Bowser tried it on. "Hey, it fits." He said. "I was going to make a shell out of it, but like I said, I was almost out of material." "Now let me lead you to the secret entrance to Death Mountain." Darunia said as he led them to the secret entrance.
"Oh there you are." Yukari said as she walked forward to Belle. "Don't make ANOTHER move!" Cogsworth said, getting in front of her. "Cogsworth! What are you doing?!" Lumiere exclaimed. "Buzz off, clock." Yukari said as she stepped over Cogsworth and grabbed Belle. "Nice body guards you have here." She said and drained her life force. "K-Kairi will stop you..." Belle weakly said. "I drained almost all of the princesses of heart except for her. You think she'll stop me with that stupid Keyblade of hers?" Yukari asked and dropped Belle.
Yukari looked at them and smirked. "See you boys later, I got the last princess of heart to kill!" Yukari waved and walked through the gap. "Remind me why the spell hasn't been broken yet?" Cogsworth asked as Lumiere shrugged.
"And here you guys go!" Darunia said. "Just go through that hallway and you'll find the Crystal Star." He smiled as they all waved at Darunia and walked in.
"They sure are brave." Saria said. "Yep." Darunia said and smiled at Saria. "Hey, play that song for me." "You really like that song, do you?" She giggled and pulled out her Ocarina. "Yeah, I do." He smiled as Saria started playing as Darunia started dancing.
I may be 17, but my inner child kicked in as soon as I saw the Pikachu balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.