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Summary:

- Ruby's not home, she didn't sleep at their dorm and Weiss is worried sick about her.

- Yang and Weiss had a talk, they want to help each other to get rid of the foreign appendage.

- Blake's given the task of find RWBY's fearless leader.

"BLAME THE DUST!"

Ch10: News

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Jaune

"I-Is it safe?" Jaune's trembling voice asked, "Is Weiss gone?" He was rubbing his butt, still lying on the floor, wincing in pain.

Ren helped his friend to stand up whilst Nora kept guffawing at Jaune's misery.

"Y-Yes Jaune!" The orange-haired said between crackles, holding her sides, "Damn! Weiss' Mini-Nevermores did a number on ya'!"

Jaune looked like a mess, school blazer torn apart, hair disheveled, puffy, red cheeks with slight cuts, a few bruises on his arms, but nothing his Aura couldn't take care of.

"Ouch," Jaune complained, taking a seat on the nearest chair, "-guys, remind me not to piss off Weiss again-"

"Or any other members of team RWBY." A friendly voice silenced Nora's laughing, "You were talking about Weiss' girlfriend, implying things… in a very public place. Although I do not justify Weiss' actions, I think she's right to be mad."

"Pyrrha!" Nora greeted their teammate, who was checking on her boyfriend's injures.

"Hello Nora," she greeted, smiling softly, "-I ran into Weiss on my way here, she was mumbling Ren and Jaune's name," Nora nods, giggling still, "Do I want to know?"

Ren and Jaune opened their eyes, shaking their head, afraid of whatever information Nora had on them.

"These two deserve whatever our Ice Queen promised to do with them," she acquiesced, crossing her arms, "-they're the reason Weiss was sent to the infirmary a few weeks back."

Green eyes opened in concern, "Jaune, is that true?"

Sighing, Jaune nodded sheepishly, scratching the back of his head.

Frowning, Pyrrha took a step back away from him, looking from the blonde to Ren, waiting for her teammate's explanation.

"What did you two do to her this time?" The redhead asked, frowning, knowing how easily for her boyfriend was to get in trouble.

Jaune was about to reply, but an older woman appeared out of nowhere shushing JNPR and kicking them out of the library.

"W-Why don't we go to our dorm?" Pyrrha asked, taking Jaune's hand in hers, embarrassed for being kicked out of the library.

A very angry old woman glared at them, blocking them from re entering the library, waiting for them to disappear from her sight.

"Bye miss Librarian!" Nora waved goodbye enthusiastically, dragging Ren towards their dorm.

Walking in silence, Jaune mumbled, "Nora's right.," The redhead arched a brow, waiting, "-Ren and I… we accidentally poured some Dust on Weiss last month and she ended up in the infirmary-"

"Are you talking about the special Dust Renny had hidden in his desk?" Nora interrupted, curious.

Nodding, Jaune sighed as he opened their dorm's door waiting for them to get inside.

Curiosity was visible on Pyrrha's face, she was about to press for more information when a Ren opened his mouth and started to explain said Dust's benefits-secondary effects.

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Day 19, Beacon.

Blake

"Ready?" Blake softly asked, walking along with Yang.

The Bumblebee duo had managed to finish their mission in one piece and currently made their way to their dorm through the school courtyard.

Silently watching her scroll, Yang kept reading some texts as she walked, hand in hand with Blake.

"Anything on Ruby's whereabouts?" The Faunus asked carefully.

"No. All Weiss said was that she wants to talk to me." Frowning, Yang exhaled heavily before putting the scroll back in her pocket, "And she hasn't heard from Ruby since yesterday afternoon, either." A frustrated growl let her throat.

Her Mate hugged her slowly, nuzzling her nose on the blonde's cheek in a reassuring manner. It immediately worked, the tension from Yang's back reduced fragrantly.

Smiling, proud of her ability of keeping her Mate relaxed, Blake asked, "Are you going to be alright?"

"I am now," the blonde kissed her softly on the cheek, losing the hug, "-but I'll be better once I know where's Ruby."

"You need to talk to Weiss too, Yang, please try to ask questions before punching her teeth out of her mouth." Blake snorted at the mental image of a toothless Weiss.

"Can I trust you to find Ruby?" Yang interrupted Blake comical thoughts, "I need to talk to Weiss," a dark brow raises, "-I swear, I just want to ask her about this little thing." She pointed discreetly to her crotch.

Nodding, Blake refrained herself from teasing Yang about the not so 'little' size of the 'thing' she was talking about. Instead, she leads their way through the building, towards their dorm.

"I know you don't want to hear this," Blake started, "-but... if their actions had consequences, please," she stared into troubled amethyst eyes, "-Yang, I'm serious, please let them handle it. They're not-"

"They're not children, not even Ruby, I know." The blonde exhaled heavily.

Surprise, Blake blinked, "Exactly my point." She pressed her forehead against her Mate's, "This was going to happen eventually, and probably with the help of someone else, don't you think it's better this way?"

Taking Blake's hands in hers, Yang sighed, "I know, and it is. It's just very difficult accept."

"You're not being fair," the Faunus' said, "-Ruby and Weiss have gone through a lot of things these past years… Remember, we almost lost Ruby once at the hands of Salem."

A chill ran down Yang's spine recalling the agonizing moments when they saw the young leader's lifeless body hit the ground after taking Salem's blow. The howl Weiss let go, how the heiress seemed to lose it at the thought of Ruby lying dead on the ground were enough reasons to make Yang's red eyes to turn back into their customary amethyst again.

Noticing Yang's heavy breathing, Blake cupped her cheeks in her hands, "What did Ruby make you promise before she headed against Salem?"

"I promised to never let Weiss alone or let anyone hurt her, take care of her like she was my own sister." Yang finally acquiesced smiling softly.

Content with the answer, Blake nodded, resuming their walk.

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Yang

Once in front of team RWBY, the blonde clenched her teeth, fist ready to punch a hole.

Rolling her eyes, Blake took her scroll out, "Please, remember: whatever happens, I'm here, and you'll need Weiss pretty much alive, so she can take responsibility of her and your sister's actions."

Frowning at the door, Yang finally nodded exhaling heavily.

"Besides," Blake said as the door latch clicked, "-we don't know if Ruby's preg-"

"RUBY?!" The door swung open as soon as the door knob was twisted, "Uh, hi guys, you didn't happen to see Ruby on your way up here, did you?" A very nervous Weiss Schnee asked looking past them to the hallway.

Stepping inside, not looking at the Heiress, Yang moved towards her and Blake's bed grumping.

"Hello Weiss." Blake greeted her with a short hug, a hug that was very welcomed and reciprocated, "What is it?" She asked trying to ignore the tension in the room was suddenly filled with.

"Where's Ruby?" Yang asked, trying not to snap.

Nervous, and worried sick about her missing girlfriend, Weiss crossed her arms huffing in exasperation.

"I-I don't know! I haven't seen her since yesterday after she accompanied me to the doctor's office. She stayed after I left, she's been sick all week and-"

"SHE'S WHAT?" Yang yelled, making Blake scowl and Weiss to jump a step back from the red eyed blonde.

"YANG!" Blake raised her voice, holding the blonde by the wrist, making her Mate relax her stance immediately, "Leave Ruby to me, you two, go and fix Yang." She gazed over Weiss, Yang nodded slowly and quietly, "I'll go now." At the heiress' look of horror, she adds, "Don't worry, Ruby and I will be back soon, help Yang. She's not going to hurt you." The Faunus promised.

"I won't kill you, Weiss, but you can bet your skinny ass that I'd love to kick you in the balls and neuter you!" The blonde groaned, crossing her arms.

'Yang wants to… what?! There's no way that she knows about-'

Sighing, Blake pinched the bridge of her nose tiredly, knowing very well that her Mate wasn't keen about the possible news. Apparently Yang's suspicions were on point. 'Who would have thought'.

"Weiss," the Faunus softly called at the nervous Heiress, "-please take Yang to the doctor or give her whatever helped you to reverse your condition," seeing the astonishment in Weiss' face, she shortly explained, "-apparently the Dust you gave us before we left had an after effect-"

"Please, Blake." Yang sighed loudly, "Find Ruby, I'll honor my promise." She kissed the Faunus briefly on the lips.

Nodding, Blake smiled reassuringly as she leaft the room, closing the door behind her with a soft click.

The door's clicks startled Weiss, who was gauging at the blonde.

Rolling her eyes, Yang addressed the Heiress in a neutral tone, "Yes, before you ask, I did grow one too. And please, try not to lie," she warned when Weiss opened her mouth, "-yeah, that Dust, whatever they said it was for, I guess they never added that it will have the user growing a dick, uh?"

"Yang, I-I swear," Weiss started, "-I have no idea how that Dust was in the Kit I gave you," tears began to gather in her eyes, "-I had no intentions to drag you into this too, and I have no idea how I can get rid of this. Come with me to the doctor, I have an appointment today."

Taking in Weiss apologetically behavior, Yang understood her teammate wasn't lying, she knew the heiress that well.

"Okay, but… how did you get yours?" Yang asked confused.

"Er," Weiss frowned, "Jaune and Ren," the blonde raised a brow, "-those assholes threw the Dust on my head and apparently it got stuck on my fingernails and shit happened!" she blushed, recalling how she cleaned the Dust off her nails.

"Weiss," Yang smirked at the curses the Heiress allowed to leave her mouth, "-how did you get the Dust off your fingernails? I bet they were painted exactly the same color as the Dust!"

Taking aback, Weiss nodded slowly, "H-How did you clean your hands?" She tentatively asked.

Yang smirked, "Apparently the same way you did," she made an obscene gesture with her hands, "And then they came out all clean and shiny!" She shamelessly giggled.

"YANG!" The heiress covered her eyes embarrassed, smiling at the sense of humor of her blonde friend, "Don't be so crass!"

Laughing at Weiss' shamefacedness, the blonde started to make her way out the dorm.

"C'mon Weiss," Yang prompted, "-you need to take us to the Doctor."

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Weiss

Walking with Yang in silence made her feel uneasy, the bubble blonde was thinking deeply about something, the scowl on her face gave her away.

Yang finally asked, "Any idea of how those morons got this Dust? According to Blake, this thing can only be bought in the Faunus black market."

"No idea! I was baking for Ruby, and then Jaune and Ren were throwing something into the air. The thing landed on my head! I was covered in that damned Dust from hair to toe!" At the end she sighed, "I didn't even know there was an actual Dust that could do this."

Nodding Yang keep walking next to the Heiress.

"So," the blonde started, "-what I am understanding is, that this thing between my legs," at Weiss' raised brow, she corrected, "-our, this thing between our legs, is not your fault, but Jaune and Ren's?!"

A light-blue Aura engulfed Weiss' frame, "Yes. You can thank those idiots for giving us this… thing." She said with clenched teeth. A snort followed by a fit of giggles was not the expected reply.

"I can't say that Blakey didn't enjoy it though." Yang smirked winking at her, but stopped when she saw the heiress opening her mouth, "I guess the same goes to Ruby, uh?" A small frown washed away the smugness off her voice.

Weiss' face turned bright red, smart enough to keep her gaze low, never looking into Yang's eyes or otherwise the blonde could see blue eyes dancing proudly at the lewd and arousing memories.

"Weiss." Yang softly called, making the heiress lift her gaze.

"Y-Yes?"

"I'm going to need you to help me bury two bodies." The blonde hissed, clenching her fists, hot Aura dancing around her.

A very unlady like snort left Weiss' lips, "Count me in, I'll help you kill those two idiots." She replied nonchalantly, keeping her pace towards the medical ward, "I was planning to do it by myself anyways."

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Blake

Blake: 'Please Ruby, tell me where you are. Yang's with Weiss at the doctor fixing her.'

The Faunus didn't specify fixing whom, though. The fearless leader hadn't turned off her Scroll, she was only avoiding her sister and Weiss. Fortunately for the Faunus, her short message was received and replied.

Ruby: 'Is there something wrong with Weiss?! Why'd you leave her alone with Yang?!'

'Gotcha' grinning, the Faunus answer was short.

Blake: 'Where are you? Let me take you to them.'

Ruby: 'Remember when we first meet? -Weiss and I, you and me as well- I can believe I've literally exploded.'

Smiling at Ruby's text, Blake closed her scroll and hurried, not before letting her Mate and best friend she had found their leader.

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Yang

Letting go a heavy breath, the blonde startled the heiress, "Blake's found Ruby."

"How's Ruby? Is she okay?" Weiss jumped asking quickly, checking her own scroll.

Blake: 'Found our leader. Ruby's fine.'

Sighing, the Heiress followed her girlfriend's sister in silence for a few minutes after closing her scroll.

"I'm sorry." Weiss whispered in front the Doctor's office.

"Uh?" Yang stopped and turned around to find Weiss hugging herself.

"For causing you troubles," the heiress lifted her gaze, "-I know you've never-" she sighed, "-I didn't mean for this to happen."

A hand on her shoulder, and the heiress' chin was lifted gently by a calloused finger. Yang was smiling guiltily.

"I'm sorry for overreacting," the blonde sighed, "-but please understand that it wasn't easy to know that you've been, literally, screwing my little sister-"

"HEY!" Weiss shouted, pushing the blonde by the shoulder, "You're saying that like it's a bad thing!"

Frowning at the statement, ignoring the little push, Yang asked, "To be honest, I am not mad about that," seeing Weiss puzzled look, she mumbled, "-what had me worried are the possible consequences of your actions."

The color suddenly was drained from Weiss' already pale face, "W-What?" She screeched, "Is that even possible?!"

Face palming, Yang sighed devastated, "And here I was thinking that you were the smart one, but you're a literal dick."

"HEY!"

"What, are you going to tell me you two were having safe sex?" Yang lifted a brow, "I want to believe that you know what happens when a di…what this thing-" she pointed to her own crotch, "-causes when it shoots ]inside a female –unprotected and fertile- womb, don't you know that, Weiss?"

Gauging, all Weiss could do was stare, lungs constricted, given the lack of air, body started to shake by its risen blood pressure, "I-I didn't-" then she frowned, thinking, "-if that's possible… what about you and Blake? Did you two-"

Before Yang could answer, a smirk already on her lips, the door in front of them opened.

It was Doctor Violet.

"Would you mind keeping your voice down?" She scolded, spotting Weiss, "Oh, you're early Ms. Schnee, please…" The Doctor invited them inside the office.

The blonde couldn't help but whisper her answer as she walked past Weiss as she follows her inside the office.

"You could have always pulled out before cu-"

"Are you coming or not?" The Doctor urged.

"See?" Yang giggled, "She gets it!"

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Ruby

She stood in the middle of the main courtyard, the very place where a crater was created the first day she arrived to Beacon, the same day she meet girlfriend: Weiss Schnee.

"This is a disaster," she smiled softly, "-now dragged Weiss into this thanks to another type of Dust."

"Well," a mellow voice replied, "-if the 'disaster' you're addressing here's the same one your sister and I've been thinking it could be 'm sure you two will be fine."

"Hey Blake," The young leader greeted, tilting her head towards her friend, "I know you heard me, a little help will be appreciated." She snorted a dry laugh.

"Remember how troubled you were at the beginning of your relationship Weiss? She didn't want to be near you, and look at you two now," the Fauns pointed out, placing a hand over the leader's shoulder, "-you've been in a relationship with her for several years now," Ruby smiled, "-I am pretty sure that whatever you two had to confront will came out alright, as long as you stay together and talk."

A smirk crossed the leader's face, "Oh, do we now? Miss I had to run away Yang, I wanted to protect you from him?" Ruby joked making the Fauns flinch.

"Ouch, but yeah," Blake huffed, "-exactly my point. You can't avoid her forever Ruby, she's very worried."

Sighing, Ruby nodded kicking a small rock, hiding her hands in her skirt pockets, "You know, this is all my fault."

"I highly doubt it." Blake said firmly.

Snorting, the young leader added, "Weiss… she, all she did was to try and keep me happy, I was the one who wanted to try it," Ruby looked into the sky with a small frown, "-and I was so careless."

"Yes, you were, both, but I am sure that if Weiss wasn't comfortable with whatever you're saying you did, she'd have let you know." She smiled, waiting for Ruby's reaction.

She rolled her silver eyes, "C'mon Blake, I might be young, but not stupid," she showed the Faunus her Scroll, "-Yang texted me as well, I know you two had an idea of what's happening and why I'm hiding." She took out of her pocket a small envelope, handing it to the Faunus.

Taking the content out, reading it, Blake lifts her brows in slight surprise, and smiled, folding the paper the way they were, handing them back to Ruby.

"Well, this is good news though," Blake rubs Ruby's arm, "-congratulations?" She sincerely smiled, "-to be honest I am not surprised of this outcome."

"Of course." Ruby scoffed, smiling in the end.

"No, don't get me wrong Ruby," Blake pleaded, "-the Dust that affected Weiss, its goal is to help female couples to bear offspring," at the leader's stunned gaze she added, "-long story. But what matters is that Yang had time to process this information when I told her about it."

"I-Is she mad? She's probably disappointed, isn't she?" Ruby's silver eyes started to water at the thought.

Blake couldn't stand Ruby crying, thus she hugged her with all the love and care she felt for the younger woman.

"No, no Ruby, she's not mad and she's definitely not disappointed," she assured her, "-Yang was shocked at the beginning and now I think she's excited," at the puzzled look in Ruby's eyes, Blake giggled, "-Ruby, you're making her an aunt, you have any idea how thrilled Yang feels?!

Watching the young woman wiping her tears away, and laughing softly at the statement, Blake linked their arms together and prompter to follow her towards their dorm.

"Talk to Weiss." The Faunus advised wisely, "I'll keep Yang out of our dorm for the next hour, just please," she gazed over the crestfallen woman, "-keep in mind that your sister thinks you are way too young to become a mother."

Ruby snorts and whispers, "Believe me, she's not the only one."

Golden eyes blinked quickly at the whispered words, but all Blake could do was to laugh along with her nervously giggling leader as they resumed their way towards RWBY's dorm.

:: TBC ::

Next chapter previous:

Ch11 Anticipation:

Ruby's prompted to discuss her condition with Weiss. Yang and the Heiress had a talk with Doctor Violet, who explains to them why the weird Dust exists and under which circumstances it is 'allowed' to be used.

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