dave walked ot of teh safri zone wit his fronds and they all were sad becuz jake england the evil poacher got away form them and also he killed a lot o scyters. ten dvea brightend up though becuz he new the gym was OPEN! guys! we hav to go 2 the the gym adn get th next badge come on guys dave sed. trezi and will nodded and tey left to the gym for the SECONG time ina day.
they oped the door of the gym adn it was pit black. dave cudnt see anyting! THEN THEN HER A VOICE. maanaaahaaahaa it laffed. suffently a light turned on and standig ther was GANONDORT. I AM TEH GYM LEDER. he rowed YOU CANNOT BEET ME LIK YOU BEAT MY RIVAL LONK. bring it on! dave telled him. yeah we can tak you togeter terezi sed. gondorof tuned in2 a monsta and rammed tem and they wnet flying ot of teh gym.
ouch! will siad. dis guy meen BUSNESS. yes he does a women voice sed that is why yo need the TRIFORC. IT AS ZELDA WHO IS HOT. den the king of hrule waked up to her adn sed yes. you dudes need the tricorfs to beat gonan. heer. tak this map to them and go quockly. they then waked behinf dav and his fends and dissaperad in a flash of lig. dude that was RAD. will yelled. dave grined and they set out to fnid the ticforcer. along da way they fund a TM but dave did not wnat to teach it 2 GROUNDOON becuz he wuz in a hurry. the map led to the pokemart were LUIGI WUZ THER HOLDING A BOX! he waked up and sed to dave take-a the-a box-a dave-io! dave tok the box and thanked luigi but he wuz not luigi he wuz MASTERCHEIF. i am sorry 4 hiding myslef from u but i HAD NO COIC. zelda and da king gave me a packga and I had to protert it WITH MY LIFE. master chef told them. dave sed its cool bro. and they walked ot. tareri openeded the box and insine was the TRIANGLEFORCE. yes! we did it! terezi yeled in joy. yeah we did good. will ejaculated. theyb went bak 2 the gym and ZELDA AND THE KIGN JUMPED OT OF TEH BUSHES. the king sed good job getting the triforce. now giv it to my lovely dagter zelda so we can go adn use it FOR GOOD. zelda wuz mad thog adn sed WHY DO I HAVE TO DISGUSE AS THE GURL? SHUT UP KITKAT. the king yelled.
ZELDA WUZ KAFKAT? dave thog! NOOOO HE THOUGHT SHE WUZ HOTT! AND ALSO THE KING ADN ZELDA WUZ TEAM BAD. dey riped off ther disguses adn jack sed this is yor flat karpart GIVE MY THE TRIFOCUS DAVE. dave sed no man. its ours we ned to beet galadof. Fine then jack sed IT'S RELY A BOM ANYWAY. adn him and kitkar ran away. oh no the triforce is a bimb! terezi screamed!dave throug it in2 teh distance and it blowed up. dave sed oh well. we can still beat ganondog with our POKMON. tey walked inside teh gum and dave sent out GROUNDOON. AH I SEE U ARE BAK. FGANDO YELLED. BRIGN IT ON. dave wuz scaresed thou. there wuz no hope witout da triforce becuz it wuz a bomb and did not exit.. then the tm they found earlir floted and began to talk! I AM THE TERRIFORCE. it !1 dave yelled. he tought it to GROUNDOON and sed GROUNDOON USE TRIFOR. adn GROUNDOON USED IT AND CONANDORF EXPLODED AND THE BADGE WUZ THER ON TEH GRUND!
dave picked it up adn terezi said yes dave! you have the rare NOT GUD BADGE. its like the gud badge you got form lunk except NOT GUD IT IS EVIEL LIKE JAKE ENGLAND THE POACHER ADN TEAM BAD AND GANOPEDORF who are al bad gus in case you fogot except gandorf becuz hes ded now. cool dave sed. only 4 more 2 go until i can got to DA LEAGE.
and ten they left 4 teh next town