TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS! Episode 7: Puke out, Fake out, or drop out!
Author's Note: Hey guys, sorry for the LONG delay, I've just been working on other projects, and just working in general with that, here's episode 7! Thanks for your patience and I hope you enjoy it!
"Last week on TOTAL DRAMA ALL-STARS! The teams went to war against each other on Keckawa Island! (Footage of the Court, Gwen, and Justin vs. Cody, Brick, and Lindsay, Al, Heather, and Jo vs. Mike, Tyler, and Bridgette, and the Trent and Dakota vs. Eva and Izzy Firefights shown)
There was ambushes (Footage of Dawn blasting Izzy in the head, Zeke hitting Cody over and over again), and betrayal in the Vulture ranks (footage of Zeke shooting Heather in the back, and positioning her to make it look like Zoey shot her). Ultimately, the Vultures won again, and thanks to the machinations of Ezekiel, sealed Zoey's fate (footage of the massive hug from everyone, and her kissing Mike goodbye).
Mike has now sworn vengeance on the once innocent homeschooled farm boy turned unstable schemer, but will he get his revenge? Will Zeke get him first? And what of the other Judases in the Vulture ranks, Scott and Justin, will their schemes against Vulture Captains Heather and Jo succeed? And just where is that ungodly stench coming from?
Find out now on TOTAL, DRAMA, ALL-STARS!" Blaineley exclaims.
(Cue Theme song and title screen, let's get this show on the road!"
Like always, everyone is at breakfast, enjoying their meals. That is, till Vito kicks in the door. "Yo Zeke! I gotta bone to pick with you!" Vito says. Vito/Mike is dressed all different than he was before, wearing a light teal muscle shirt with a flaming skull on it, fingerless fighting gloves, boxing tape wrapped half-way up his forearms, dark blue jeans, and army green high-tops, complimented with a red bandanna tied around his head.
"Oh, this is cute eh" Zeke says as he gets up smiling. "I'm guessing you're still a sore about Zoey?" Zeke asks rhetorically. "You're the one responsible for her bein' gone!"
Vito exclaims as he punches Zeke in the face, making HIS nose bleed for once. Izzy gasps in shock, and Scott shoots up, but Zeke puts his hand on Scott's shoulder.
"This is my fight Scott, so just sit down and watch the show eh?" Zeke says as he wipes the blood off his nose. Scott complies and sits down.
"I should give you a gold star Vito… you actually managed to hurt me" Zeke says a smile. "Oh I'll do more than hurt you" Vito says as he throws his fist at Zeke's face, only for Zeke to catch it with no effort at all.
He keeps Vito's fist gripped tight as he delivers a devastating punch to his stomach, and as he doubles over in pain and shock, Zeke grabs him by the arm, and tosses Vito over his head like it ain't no thing, and Vito smashes into the wall just above the trash can with a hard "CRASH!", then falls into the can itself head-first. Everyone cringes at this whole event, which happened in only a split-second.
"Well, that's one way to take out the trash" Zeke says as he wipes his hands. Brick facepalms, Alejandro and Heather smile, and Scott looks like he's about to burst with laughter until Dawn gives him the death glare. Even Dakota chuckles a little, until Gwen glares at her too.
Izzy does the same with Zeke, and he stops smiling, and asks her "What?" "You know exactly what" she replies disgusted as she walks out of the dining area for a second. "Wait… KNOW WHAT?!" Zeke exclaims as he runs after her.
"Looks like someone's busted" Courtney whispers to Gwen, and Gwen giggles in response.
Confessional, Ezekiel: Sigh, I knew Izzy would catch onto me eventually… but this fast?! Guess that teaches me to underestimate my Izzy eh? I'll have to talk to her after the challenge, or I'll be in the proverbial doghouse eh.
(Static)
Izzy: I knew about his schemes LONG before he even knew I knew… I know all their schemes… My Zekey, Scott, scum of the earth Justin. Why? Because Mama Izzy sees all, hears all, and most of all… KNOWS ALL! Ha-ha-ah!
Seriously though, he'll get QUITE the talking to after the challenge!
(Static)
Dakota: What? I'm a sucker for a good cheesy one-liner, and that one was as cheesy as they come!
(Static)
Scott: Well, I'm in the doghouse again, Heh-heh… nothin' new here.
(Static)
Brick: (Facepalms himself and growls in frustration) Great… I just traded one dangerous loose cannon for another, ugh… If we lose again, I feel it is my duty as Captain to relinquish control to someone who could lead better if I fail… Maybe Bridgette or Dawn would be able to do better if worse comes to worst,but until then… I'll give the honest ol 'MacArthur try.
(Static)
Mike: (Pulls a Banana Peel off his head, and drops it) gross… man I'm getting sick of getting the crap beaten out of me by Zeke… (Mike's eyes suddenly widen) you really sure that will help Vito? (Mike sighs a little) Okay Vito, I'll allow it. (Mike breaths deeply, and his eyes roll into the back of his head, and he collapses to the floor)
(Static)
Mike, pulling himself up…: (He looks different, his eyes are smaller, like Vito's and he has a sinister grin plastered on his face, and when he speaks, it's a combination of Mike and Vito's tones together) Thanks Vito… I know she meant a lot to you too, you're sacrifice will not be in vain… wait till they get a load of me now…
(Static, end confessionals)
"Okay guys… now that you're done with breakfast…" Blaineley cheerfully exclaims… "It's challenge time!" "Yay…" Justin says sarcastically.
"And we'll be doing it right here, in the dining hall because today's challenge is a four course eating challenge !" Blaine exclaims. "Uh, well that doesn't sound so bad…" Mike tries to say "Don't jinx-"Bridge tries to say before she is interrupted by Blaineley saying next "but with a twist, instead of your typical eat till you drop competition, we will be serving you the most ghastly, disgusting, stomach-twisting junk of a menu from Chef's evil, sadistic imagination" Blaine says as chef starts laughing manically. Everyone's eyes go wide as saucers as Bridge facepalms and says "thank you Mike THANK YOU SOOO MUCH".
"Oh COME ON! This is cliché even by Total Drama standards!" Alejandro yells in protest. "How would you know? You conned Courtney into eating the junk the last time you were here!" Justin exclaims as an "OOOOOHHHH!" reverberates throughout both rosters, and Al crosses his arms as he sits down and pouts.
Confessional, Alejandro: I can see why Noah hates that arrogant, pompous, idiotic joke of a model so much… Justin is getting on my last nerve!
(Static, end confessionals)
"Chef, if you would explain the rules please…" Blaine says as she passes off the mike to Chef. "My pleasure" he responds with a sadistic grin.
"Okay, listen up Maggots, the rules are simple! You will be served the worst 4 course meals, Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, and Dessert, conceived by any man without being lethal, hopefully" Chef says. "Hopefully? Well, THAT inspires confidence" Gwen quips, dripping with sarcasm. "DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK, WHITE AS CHALK GOTH GIRL?!" Chef screams in her face, she simply sits back and mumbles out "No".
"M-hmmm, damn right I didn't, for that Goth, you get an extra plate to eat after breakfast!" Chef bellows. Gwen only groans and slams her head on the table in response. Courtney pats her back in sympathy.
"Now where was I? Oh right! The contestant who can survive all the entrees all the way to dessert and/or is the last contestant standing wins for their team!" Chef says.
"Now, you have 20 minutes, I need to prepare you're "Meals", in the meantime, do what ya need to do to prepare, steel you're stomach, do your last confessional until after the challenge, say you're prayers… whatever, I have a "feast" to make… heh-heh, ha-ha-ha-HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!" he continues his maniacal laughter all the way to the kitchen, already giving most of the contestants a feeling of dread in their stomachs.
"Oh, and he forgot to mention, no cheating of any shape or form, lest your whole team be disqualified from this challenge." Blaine drones out. "Damnit" Scott mumbles to himself.
Confessional, Scott: Well, my plan goes out the window. Guess I'll just have to tough it out this time…
(Static)
Alejandro: I can't even imagine what "Urp", vile concoctions that he calls "Meals" he's cooking up… even the thought makes me (he leans forward to barf) "hurp… HURRRRAAAAGGGGG!" Sick, (he wipes his mouth, and is a little pale) ugh, at least it's over with. I can handle the challenge now.
(Static)
Gwen: At this point, I have no Idea who's crazier… Chris or Chef.
(Static)
Bridgette: I haven't faced one of these challenges since Island, and if memory serves, I didn't do too well, I'm very worried to say the least.
(Static)
Lindsay: Chef brought back the nasty?! WHY CHEF, WHY?!
(Static)
Brick: Oh please… I liked chef's gruel, so I say, BRING IT ON CHEF!
(Static)
Heather: I've suffered through more of these "gross-out" challenges than anyone here, but that look on Chef's face and his freaking laugh… it worries me.
(Static)
Dawn: I have no experience with this type of challenge, but I have this feeling in my stomach that this will be the worst thus far.
(Static)
Ezekiel: Are you kidding me? Ha-ha-ah… my stomach is MADE for this kind of challenge! Thank you toxic… uh, Mine for once, I guess… (He shudders) T-toxic M-mine… (He breaks down and cries, and starts to gag, then throws up) HURRRAGHHHH! Make, it… stop… BLARRRRGHHHH!
(Static)
Mike: I have to win this challenge, at any cost, FOR ZOEY! AND VITO! (Mike cracks his knuckles with a hateful death glare) Prepare to go down Zeke.
(Static)
Blaineley: I take no pleasure in this challenge, being at the receiving a similar experience on World Tour, but it's Chef's birthday, and this was his special request, how could I deny him? We're practically like family!
(Static, End Confessionals)
"Okay guys… before Chef Serves you breakfast, again…" Blaine says as many contestants groan. "Okay, here's the rules, you eat the courses until you puke out, at which time you are done with the challenge" "Obviously chica" Alejandro says with a sarcastic venom.
Blaine glares right back and growls out "Anyways… you don't have to eat you're vile dish, you can "fake out" another contestant on the opposite team to eat it" All the contestants cheer and eye the opposite team, grinning evilly in unison at each other. "BUUTTT, if they eat it and don't throw up, you are the one who is disqualified!" Blaine exclaims, to the disappointed groans of all.
"Finally, you can voluntarily drop out if you feel you can't stomach the course you're on, of course, that puts you at great risk for elimination if you're team loses, as you are well aware" And with that, Chef comes out with "Breakfast". "Let the competition begin!" Blaineley exclaims.
"All right Kiddies… the first meal of the day is a rotten egg and spoiled cheese omelet, with a side of Mystery Meat (1) and a delicious Egg and chocolate milk mix! Enjoy!" Chef exclaims way too happily.
Everyone starts to dig in on both sides, except for Justin on the Vultures, and Mike on the Knights.
Before either can dare the other, people start power puking left and right, starting incredibly with Eva on the vultures, THEN Bridgette and Trent on the Knights side.
"Sorry Justin, but I gots to win this for Zoey, I fake you out to eat my plate!" Mike says with some degree of regret.
"Fine" Justin replies. He manages to stomach his plate, Omelet, mystery meat and all. But on the second plate the Mystery meat crawls around on his plate gurgling… and that does it for Justin, he pukes, hard. Brick at the knights table quickly follows, while everyone else manages to keep their stomachs in line, though some are forced to swallow. Gwen somehow manages to keep down both of the plates she was forced to eat as punishment down
This brings a hearty laugh from Chef, Gwen, Courtney, Zeke, Blaine, and Dawn respond with death glares.
Gwen whispers to Alejandro beside her, "How come you didn't barf? I so expected you to barf first, I even made a bet with Heather!" Gwen says, smiling viciously to Heather, who is right beside Al on the right.
Alejandro glares at her, "To be fair, I bet that you WOULDN'T puke at first course, pay up Gwen!" Heather exclaims. Gwen hands her five bucks. "You didn't answer the question though… how come you didn't?" Heather pries. "Simple chicas, I already puked before the course started, so there was nothing to throw up" He replies, smiling deviously.
"That's cheating…" Gwen says. "Lighten up Gwenny! We're the VILLAIN team… isn't expected of us to play dirty?" Heather asks rhetorically, smiling deviously. Gwen grins in response "True… being a Vulture does have its perks doesn't it?"
"Yeah, it does" Courtney replies. "There's no way we're gonna lose" Heather states confidently. "Well, not as long as Izzy, Zeke, and Scott are around" Courtney replies. "Yep" Gwen replies, high-fiving Courtney.
Confessional, Gwen: You know they're right, with Duncan gone; this team has become a lot more tolerable… no offense meant if you're watching Duncan. I always liked Izzy, Court and Justin became my best friends on this team really quickly, and even HEATHER, ALEJANDRO AND EVA, of all people have become tolerable, even if Heather still grinds my gears sometimes. Now, if we could just get rid of the terror trio of Jo, Scott, and Ezekiel this would be the perfect team for me.
Heh, I'm on a team with Heather as captain, and I actually enjoy it… who'd have thought?
(Static, end confessional)
"AHEM! With Brick, Justin, Bridgette, and surprisingly Eva are down after the first course, we move onto the Lunch Menu, Chef, would you do the honors?" Blaine asks, handing Chef her Mike. Chef grins manically, then says "My pleasure Blaineley… anyway, next on the menu is a Mouldy dough pizza with Separated sauce, mouldy cheese and Pineapples and Rancid ham with separated Orange Juice with More mould on top. Bon Appetit brats" Chef exclaims with sadistic glee.
"I now remember why I hate him" Tyler says to himself. "I know right? This is downright EVIL" Lindsay says in despair as she stares down at the "food".
"Well, here goes nothing" Dakota says. Everyone starts eating their "Lunch", and as expected this time, Al is the first to barf this time. Lindsay, Tyler, Cody, Heather and Gwen follow. "BLAARRRRGGGHHH!" is the sound that echoes throughout the dining hall as they do.
Everyone manages to hold their stomachs as they finish they're "Lunch".
"Okay, you maggots take a break while I prepare you're supper, Ha-ha-ha!" Chef laughs as heads back to the kitchen.
(Static)
Confessional, Gwen: Okay, the crazy meter has just tipped in Hatchet's favor… great job on somehow on being crazier than Chris Freaking McLean!
(Static)
Alejandro: Amigos… sometimes, OK, quite often I never ended up on this show… "CRUUHACCCKKKK, BLARRRGHHHH!" ugh but this day is worse than others, ooohhhh… help me.
(Static)
Justin: All this barfing CANNOT be good for my complexion (he looks at himself in his mirror) GASP! I'm… PALE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (He runs out of the confessional still screaming)
(Static, end confessionals)
"Okay guys, now for the main course… eww Chef even by your standards this is REVOLTING!" Blaine exclaims in disgust and horror. "The main course is… "Urp" Mystery Meat Salisbury steak with mouldy corn on the cob and separated tomato juice, excuse me" Blaineley says as she runs to the bathroom to barf.
"Hell no! I'm done, I don't even wanna see someone TRY to eat this garbage, I drop out" Courtney says, and then stomps off angrily.
Dawn grins evilly, and then says "I fake out my beloved Boyfriend Scott to eat my dinner". "So I guess I'm you're garbage disposal huh Moonbeam? Okay, bring it on!" Scott says grinning right back. He proceeds to eat absolutely everything served to him, with everyone watching with morbid curiosity.
He wipes his chin with a napkin, burps, and then asks arrogantly "Eh, I've had worse at home! You'll have to do better than that babe! What's next?" Leaning back in his seat as he has just ended his girl's day, she stomps out; obviously infuriated the devious ginger was able to pull it off. He just smirks deviously in response.
At the sight of this, Tyler looks down at the Mystery Meat, and then throws up,. Dakota eats hers with ease, and so do Zeke and Izzy. Mike almost throws it all up, but forces himself to swallow it.
"Okay, 3 vultures left, only two knights, make or break time as we head into the final course, dessert, and you will be having a 20 year old Crystal Pepsi (2) that has been warming up in the sun all day" Blaine says.
"20 year old Luke-warm pop?! That's really the best you can come up with?! You're losing you're touch Hatchet!" Scott says, laughing mockingly.
"Hey, I paid 80 bucks a bottle for these, so I expect some entertainment!" Chef exclaims smiling. "Whoa, back up the truck… you paid 400 dollars for 5 bottles of 20 year old soda?!" Izzy asks incredulously. "Yeah, never opened either" "What a waste of Money eh!" Zeke exclaims laughing.
The entire remaining cast, except for Mike, laughs their asses off for a solid minute, then Zeke comments on Mike's state of Mind.
"Hey Mike, you're looking a little green around the gills, do you need Zoey to kiss it all better? Wait a Second… she's not here!" Zeke exclaims, chuckling mockingly.
At that, Mike throws his bottle of Crystal Pepsi directly at Zeke's head, hitting him right between the eyes with a hard "SMACK!" knocking him off his chair.
Izzy can't help but smile a little as Zeke climbs to his feet, but it quickly turns to concern as there is now a deep gash on the bridge of his nose that is bleeding profusely.
"Ok then Zeke, I Fake you out to drink my bottle of Crystal Pepsi then you SON OF A BITCH!" Mike screams in his face.
"I'll do the same, Ezekiel; I fake you out to drink my Crystal Pepsi as well" Dakota states.
The table is set, 3 bottles of Crystal Pepsi lay before Zeke, one for Scott, and one for Izzy.
Containing his rage at Mike, Zeke smiles looking down at the three bottles. "Okay then Mike, Dakota, I take you're challenge!" Zeke exclaims.
He opens one of the bottles, which makes a crisp "Pssshhh" noise. "Huh, it says "A taste like no other" well, looks like I'm about to find out, bottoms up!" Zeke as he opens his 1st bottle, and chugs it all in under 30 seconds, he does the same with the next two bottles.
Scott and Izzy finish theirs right around the same time.
"See? Not so hard, looks like you lose again… Mike… Urp…" Zeke tries to spit out.
"Who's green around the gills now, huh Ezekiel?" Mike says mockingly as the Crystal starts to run through Zeke's system.
"Oooh, Oh nooo, BLARRRRRRRRGGHHHH!" Zeke exclaims as he throws up violently and painfully. The Crystal has the same effect on Scott and Izzy, as they throw up as well. Mike, Dakota, and Chef start to laugh mockingly at them.
"It's… it's over! All the remaining vultures threw up the Crystal Pepsi! Mike and Dakota have won it for the Honorable Knights!"
The Knights cheer even as Dawn and Trent lend sympathetic glances to Scott and Gwen.
"You're prize for this week Knights is an early screening of Superman: Man of Steel!" Blaine exclaims. The Knights cheer even louder at this announcement.
"As for you Vultures, I will be seeing you at the elimination ceremony tonight." Blaine says deadpanly.
Confessional, Courtney: I cannot believe this, we had that victory in the bag, but Zeke had to screw it all up by goading Dakota and Mike! Now is the PERFECT opportunity to get rid of psycho homeschool!
(Static)
Gwen: Zeke cost us everything… there is NO WAY he's not going home tonight!
(Static)
Mike: Ah Justice, sweet, syrupy justice 20 years in the making, how does it feel to taste your own medicine Zeke?
(Static)
Dawn: Karma always finds you; you cannot escape it, Ezekiel, for all his Brains, brawn, and cunning, is no exception, good riddance!
(Static)
Alejandro: Seems Ezekiel has finally out-lived his usefulness, and not a moment too soon, he was becoming a major threat! Once he's gone, everyone will fall in line with me and Rosa's plans and strategies.
(Static)
Bridgette: I'm just glad that challenge is over, and we won! Mike and Dakota won it for us!
(Static)
Brick: Dakota and Mike, I salute you! Excellent job in the face of disgusting adversity today! I hope I never see another strip of Mystery Meat as long as I live!
(Static)
Chef: (Laughing) Ha-ha-ha-ah… totally got my money's worth!
(Static)
Izzy: My Zekey could very well be sent home tonight, and it maybe for the best, it's never been healthy for him to be here in the first place! Still, despite all the scheming and backstabbing, I'll miss him.
(Static)
Ezekiel: It… was awful; it tasted like the water I had to drink on Wakanawa to survive… (He starts losing it) NO! GET IT OUT! GET OUT, GET OUT-GET OUT! (He starts crying as he slams his head against the wall trying to make the memories go away) BLARRRRGGGHHH! Mommy… I'm sorry. (He walks out screaming and crying, followed by more terror puking in the distance)
(Static)
Scott: (He's holding an empty bottle of the crystal Pepsi in his hand) "Tastes like no other", damnit, I survived all the main courses, including two servings of Mystery Meat Steak, only to be brought down by this shit?! Fuck you Crystal Pepsi! FUCK YOU!
(He throws down the bottle in a rage, only for it to bounce back up and hit him in the right eye) Ow! My eye! w-whoa! (As he stumbled holding his eye, he tripped on the bottle, sending him to the floor with a CRASH!) DAMN YOU CRYSTAL PEPSI!
(Static, end confessionals)
At the Vulture Cabin…
"Okay guys, we now have to decide who goes home" Heather states. "I nominate Ezekiel! He's unpredictable and unstable, PLUS he lost the challenge for us! I say he should go home!" Courtney says, smiling slightly. He narrows his eyes at her.
"I agree, Zeke needs to go home, this just isn't the place for Zeke to be right now" Gwen says.
"WAIT! Are you kidding me?! Zeke has done more for this team, won more challenges, than everyone else combined!" Scott yells.
"Okay then Scott, who do YOU nominate for the elimination block?" Alejandro says curiously.
He points and says one name… "Eva".
"WHAT?!" Eva yells and tries to grab the ginger redneck, but is grabbed by Justin, Zeke, Courtney, Izzy and Gwen before she can reach him.
"Think about it… we have more than enough strong and overachieving women, Jo, Courtney, Gwen, Izzy, and of course Heather, but WHAT have you done for this team besides grind on our Captain Heather's nerves? NOTHING! You even failed this challenge first, you're an obsolete part that should be cut" Scott says, finalizing his argument.
"Does anyone else have any other candidates?" Jo asks. "No? Then the meeting is adjourned, thank you Courtney and Scott, you've given us quite a lot to think about".
A little later, Izzy takes Ezekiel out to "have a friendly chat".
"WHAT was that Zekey?" Izzy asks angrily. "What was what?" Zeke asks confused. "Eva! Why didn't you say anything in her defense?" "Uh… because Scott is kinda right…"
"SCOTT'S RIGHT?!" Izzy screams indignantly. "Are you hearing yourself?!" "Yeah I am EH! I have done more for this team than almost everyone! More than Heather, more than Eva, More than Al, Gwen, Jo-"
"Me?" Izzy asks. "I wasn't saying that…" "But you were thinking it, WEREN'T YOU ZEKE?!" Izzy screams, very upset and angry. She slaps him in the face, hard, knocking Ezekiel off his feet.
"I can't believe you Zekey! I know everything! I know you eliminated Zoey! I know about all your scheming with Scott, I KNOW ALL OF IT!" Izzy screams again, now crying.
"I'm doing what I have to do to-" Zeke tries to say before Izzy interrupts him. "I know Zeke, end Total Drama at all costs, make sure what happened to everyone never happens again" Izzy pulls Ezekiel up and says "I ask you this my Zeke, is ending this show worth selling your soul over?" With that, Izzy walks away wiping tears from her eyes, leaving Zeke behind in stunned silence.
Confessional, Ezekiel: Is this really worth it? Can I really end this show all by myself? How far am I willing to go? I-I just don't know anymore, I'm so sorry my Izzy… (Zeke starts to tear up, and then cries, head in his hands) WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?!
(Static, end confessionals)
At the elimination campfire…
"Okay Vultures, here we go again… you know what the marshmallows represent, so here we go" Blaine says.
"Heather of course" Blaine says as Heather's Marshmallow is tossed to her, she smiles as she pops it in her mouth.
"Alejandro and Jo" They walk up and get theirs.
"Gwen" Gwen catches hers.
"Courtney" She runs up and retrieves hers, High-Fiving Gwen as she sits down and stuffs it in her mouth.
"Izzy" She catches hers, Zeke smiles at her, but she ignores him.
"Justin, come on up!" Justin smiles at he gets his mallow, Courtney hugs him.
"Now we come to three… Scott!" Scott catches his and smiles.
"And now we're down to the final two… Eva, you surprisingly got sick first this challenge, putting you in the position you are in now… is it the end of the Eva train?" Eva glares hatefully at Scott, who cowers a little in response.
"And Ezekiel, you goaded Mike and Dakota, causing you to fail the challenge when you were most needed, will you're arrogance be you're downfall?" Zeke only hangs his head in shame.
"The last Marshmallow goes… too...
(Cue Dramatic Elimination Music)
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Zeke looks back at Izzy, tears in his eyes, and mouths out "I'm sorry".
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Eva continues to glare at Scott, who is quite unnerved at this point.
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"Ezekiel"
Instead of catching his marshmallow, he instead hugs Eva tightly and cries out "I'm sorry Eh… I'm so sorry you have to go Eva, I should've gone instead!" as he cries hard, tears flowing down his face.
Eva pushes him away, "Get a hold of yourself Homeschool! I don't blame you, if anything, I blame myself and SCOTT" she says with a hateful tone with that final word.
Eva shakes Zeke's hand "You are a great competitor, and it has been an honor to be on the same team as you" she says. "Really?!" Zeke exclaims. "Yeah, I'll miss you two, if you ever need a good sparring partner, call me up, we'll have a blast!" Eva exclaims with a rare smile.
"Smell ya later Zeke, Izzy, Gwen, hope to see ya real soon!" Eva says as she walks away. Zeke finally picks up his marshmallow, and eats it, smiling a little.
"Eva, do you have any final words before you leave?" Blaineley asks. "Yeah, Iz, Zeke, Gwen, hell, even Courtney and Justin, I'll miss you guys, kick Heather and Scott's ass for me!" She says as she straps on the helmet, gets in the cannon, and is shot off as she screams "Scott, I will get yooooouuuuuu!"
"Well "sniff" excuse me "sniff" that was another tear-jerking elimination huh?" Blaine asks, dabbing her eyes with a tissue.
"Eva maybe gone, but questions remain like… will her elimination motivate Zeke to abandon his scheming and play the game more fairly? Now that everything is out in the open, will Ezzy last? And what of Scott and Justin, will their schemes work, or come back to bite them? And how many of these tear-jerker eliminations can I take before I run out of Mascara and eyeliner? Find out on the next Episode of TOTAL, DRAMA, ALL-STARS!" Blaine exclaims as the camera pans out over the whole Island.
Elimination Confessional, Ezekiel: I... I'm so soorry everyone, I haven't played the game fairly eh, and I just might lose everything for it. Izzy, Mom, Dad, I'm sorry, you're boy is coming home.
Final Confessional, Eva: Damn that Scott! I HATE that redneck! I'll probably be going home for this, I will find you Scott, and I WILL mess you up beyond all recogntion, I SWEAR IT!
Voting Confessionals:
Heather: Goodbye Eva, and good riddance!
Alejandro: I may regret this later, but currently Ezekiel is much more useful, so Eva goes.
Jo: I never liked Eva anyways, so this is conveinent for me!
Courtney: Goodbye Psycho homeschool!
Gwen: I like Eva, Zeke can out muscle us all, easy choice for me, I vote Ezekiel.
Scott: If Eva doesn't leave, that psycho will kill me! I'll take my chances with my bud Zeke thank you!
Justin: Court will kill me if she finds out, but I hate Ms. Muscle head, so I'm voting for her!
Izzy: I think it would be best for my Zekey's health if he leaves... I'm so "sob" sorry it had to come to this Ezekiel.
Ezekiel: Eva's played the game fairly, meanwhile I've schemed and connived my way here, I don't deserve to be here anymore eh.
Eva: That... that white trash snake! I know it doesn't matter much, but I vote for that Muscle-shirt laden hillbilly Scott!
Final Tally:
Eva: 5
Ezekiel: 4
Scott: 1
Eliminated: Eva
Eliminations so far: Lightning (28th), Sam (27th), DJ (25th), Duncan (24th), Zoey (23rd), and Eva (22nd)
Disqualification by Injury: Owen (30th), and Geoff (26th)
Replacements: Geoff (Later Injured), and Cody
Side Notes:
1."Mystery Meat" is a character of sorts in my buddy coGreen20's fanfics, TDI Re-do and TDA Do-Over on Deviantart, seriously, check it out! You won't be disappointed.
2. I must thank on YouTube for providing the inspiration for the 20 year old Crystal Pepsi "Dessert". Check out that video of him drinking that Crystal Pepsi… one of the funniest things I've ever watched on YouTube!
Also, check out my Partner in Crime Rufus T. Serenity's fan fics MAD MIKEY, TOTAL DRAMA RAPTURED, AND ATTACK OF THE 50FT HEATHER!
They're really, REALLY good!
Also, check out our partnership piece with our compatriot CRRGL, Total Drama, What Is Real? I guarantee you'll love it!
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