Peach and Zelda smiled at the two villains after playing tea party with them.

"OK boys, thanks for playing with us. You may leave now." Zelda said, while Peach kissed both of them.

"You can take your original clothes with you and change in the closet." said Peach. "We've also prepared a goodie bag for each one of you. When you're done changing, come back here to claim your gift."

Bowser and Ganondorf walked into the closet, getting out of their uncomfortable dresses and back into their usual clothes. After leaving the closet, the two princesses smiled at them. They gave the villains a large transparent cellophane bag of frosted sugar and shortbread cookies, the same ones from the tea party. Those were the ones Bowser loved eating during the Halloween and Christmas parties.

"Goodbye sweeties!" said the princesses in a sweet voice. Bowser and Ganondorf turned the doorknob, exiting the royal room and back into the drab hallways. They both went downstairs.

Bowser walked to the living room and found a mint copy of Super Smash Bros Comix, printed on some shiny paper. That comic possibly belonged to Ness or Lucas, and possibly forgot to take it before leaving. Bowser picked up the comic and read it for 45 minutes. At the end of the comic, he then came up to a full page classified ad.

"You can travel through time!

Impress your friends and family by travelling through time! Using Sunset Valley technology, Gunther Goth had managed to build his own time machine and use it travel to anywhere! Recently, he had released the blueprints for his time machine, and you can follow his legacy by making your own time machine too! Forget silly inventions like the Phase Distorter, that can't warp living things; this Time Machine can warp anything through time! You can travel to the past and future too.

Call X-XXX-XXX-XXXX to order your time machine now!"

Bowser took out his phone and called the number on the advertisement, not paying attention to the fact that he was only getting some blueprints. For the next two weeks, he kept dreaming about his new time machine.

Two weeks later:

Bowser was watching TV in his mansion when the loudspeaker blared.

"Will Bowser please report to the office please, you have a package in the office." Bowser walked over to the office to see Master Hand sitting behind it's desk. On the desk, was a cardboard tube with Bowser's shipping details.

"This came in the mail today. It couldn't fit into your mailbox, so I called you here to claim it." said the white gloved hand. Bowser took the package to his room and unwrapped it. Instead of expecting the time machine, he got a series of blueprints.

"Step 1: Obtain a Porta Potty."

"Time to see Dr. Andonuts for help." thought Bowser. He took the subway to Dr. Andonuts's office and knocked on the door. The door opened, and Bowser entered the room.

"Hello Bowser." said the old scientist. "Do you need help on your homework?"

"No. I bought something from a comic book, and instead of the time machine that I expected, I got this." Bowser replied. He placed the blueprints on the table. Dr. Andonuts read the blueprints and had an idea in his head.

"Since the fourth Phase Distorter we remade couldn't transport life, I'll work with you, if you let me keep the finished product and the blueprints." negotiated Dr. Andonuts.

"It's a deal." agreed Bowser. He shook hands with Dr. Andonuts.

"OK. The project starts tomorrow, come here at 12pm. You'll be working with us for 6 hours each day with occasional breaks. We'll provide some snacks and drinks."

Another two weeks later:

"Ring, Ring!" went the Koopa's phone. Bowser answered it, until he realized that it was the Receiver phone from Apple Kid. He wasn't expecting a call from Apple Kid, since the development of the Time Machine was over.

"Bowser, come over to Dr. Andonut's lab! He modified it so you can get to your destination faster!" sad the Apple Kid. His youthful voice was heard on the phone.

The Koopa sped out of the mansion and inserted his fare pass into the subway turnstile. After a few minutes, he arrived at the Downtown station, the area where the Andonuts lab and Bowser's mansion is located. Bowser sped off to Dr. Andonuts's lab and rang the doorbell. The large door lifted, allowing him to enter. Bowser entered the house and into the scientist's laboratory, where Jeff, Dr. Andonuts, Apple Kid and Orange Kid were patiently waiting for Bowser to arrive.

"Hi Bowser, thanks for letting us collaborate on your time machine. It's ready to be used right now!" cheered Orange Kid. He pointed towards a time machine that looks like a Porta Potty. A purple light was emitting from the time machine like a light saber.

"So who's going to try it?" asked Bowser.

"You, Jeff, Orange Kid, and Apple Kid will be entering the time machine. I will stay behind for safety reasons." said Dr Andonuts. He grabbed a wooden stick and pointed toward a white board with complex pictures and words.

"First, the four of you enter the time machine." Dr. Andonuts instructed. He pointed the stick at a shabby drawing of Bowser, Jeff, Apple Kid and Orange Kid. Beside it was an arrow pointing a drawing of the time machine.

"Next, when you arrive at your destination, you earn some money and collect some artifacts." Dr. Andonuts pointed the stick at an arrow, leading towards some pictures of money and treasure.

"Finally, when you come back, we will analyze the treasure and sell them for money." Next to the treasure, was an arrow pointing towards money.

"Now have fun kids!" Dr. Andonuts waved at the travelers as they entered the time machine and disappeared.

The four of them arrived in a lively large town. The large walls surrounding the town were painted with colorful designs and each entrance was guarded by an armored man. Rainbow fireworks painted the night sky and many people hid their faces with unique masks, from traditional masks on seniors, to cartoon character masks on children. Bowser had an awkward moment when he saw a kid in a mask that resembles him.

"Hey kids, would you like a mask to celebrate the Carnival of Time?" asked an orange haired salesman. He was dressed in purple, and had a variety of masks in a giant sack. The man has slanted eyes like Brock and was grinning when there wasn't anything funny around here.

"Sure!" Orange and Apple Kid were jumping up and down, wanting one. The salesman handed each of them a mask resembling a Pikachu, and the kids put them on their heads.

Suddenly, the rumbling of something was heard, possibly an earthquake.

"Guys, look above you." instructed Jeff. His voice was partially muffled by the Pikachu mask. The four of them looked above to see a red-eyed moon, it's evil eyes glaring at them while it was falling to the town.

"I...I shall consume." the Moon said in a really deep, and haunting voice. It was around 100 feet from hitting Clock Town.

"Play the Song of Time!" Jeff yelled. Bowser, Apple Kid, and Orange Kid glanced at each other.

"We don't have an ocarina!" replied Bowser.

"Consume…consume everything." said the Moon. It was close to crashing onto Clock Town. Suddenly, it touched the Clock Tower, making the faces of the clock fall off like a kid on a bike. The rumbling of the moon grew louder as Clock Tower collapsed on some people, immediately killing them in one hit. Orange flames emitted from the moon when it got close to the floor.

Bowser, Apple Kid, Orange Kid, and Jeff jumped over collapsed rubble and dead bodies and made it to the outskirts of Clock Town (the west part). However, an avalanche of flames caught up to them and swallowed them in the flames, burning them to death. They blacked out as they heard a malicious voice.

"You've met with a terrible fate, didn't you?"

Meme version: Builds a time machine with the help of Jeff and Dr. Andonuts. Sent to Termina a few minutes before the moon falls on Clock Town.

The Time Machine is based on the Sims 3, and it's possible to build one if you have the Ambitions expansion pack.