Hi everyone! Thank you for the reviews my friends. Here are some responses to your reviews.
Dirtyspots- ahaha! Byakushi and Rukia should get along just fine now!
Denidene- I updated the story today! In Singapore it's now night. But it seems that it's morning for you!
Rabbit123 – I won't really say Rangiku's Bankai name. I don't know if Rangiku has a Bankai in bleach now.
ON WITH THE STORY!
Divisions
HEY! I, Yamanaka Rukia, had the worst day in my life!
I'll tell you. Oh, by the way, Shika Makeo has some touch of blue and black on her hair, and she puts down her bangs on the side and the front and has 2 side ponytails. She wears her uniform a bit weirdly. She had this badge that says '4th seat in 5th Squad!' Awkward…
Momo: Yamanaka-taicho?
Me: Yes?
Momo: Makeo-san is back, but she's all blushing and giggling. Something's wrong with her.
Me: oh? Call her to the counsel room. Me and Shiro-shi, I mean Hitsugaya-taicho has something's to discuss with her.
Momo: Would you like me to call Shiro-chan as well?
Me: Yes,Thank you.
Momo: *rushes off using flash step and returns* I have asked them to go to the counsel room. Shall we proceed, Yamanaka-taicho?
Me: Yes. Come, Hinamori.
Shiro-shi: Hey.
Me: Hey Shiro-shi.
Shiro: I had Ikira-chan come with me. That's okay right?
Me: first name and the suffix '-chan'? Sound's fishy. I'll just play the game. Sure! I don't mind at all ~! *fake schoolgirl voice*
Shiro: *looks suspiciously* alright…..
Iki: Thank you, Yamanaka-taicho. I want to follow my captain around to protect him.
Me: LET'S GET ON WITH THIS MESS! Now, Ika-chan, what happened? Why are you giggling like a little girl?
Ika: Oh! Oh course! *giggle* You lost, taicho! Hatsume-chan won Hitsugaya-taicho! *giggle* I saw them hugging and kissing each other, taicho! *giggle* In Bed, Hatsume was like 'AH! SOOO GOOD! YES YES!MORE TOSHIRO! FURTHER! YES!' Shiro-taicho was like 'Yeah, baby, hang on,I'm comin, I'm comin!' *giggle*
Me: *freezes into one spot*
Momo: Yamanaka-taicho…
Me: You bitch… Hatsume Ikira… be prepared… to die! Dance, Sode No Shirayuki! 100th dance, Yuki no rakka! (Snow fall. I translate in google translate)
Iki: AH!
Momo: Yamanaka-taicho… *stares in awe* *snaps out of it and arrests me* Sorry, taicho. You can't use Shikai here.
Me: LET ME GO MOMO! I HAVE TO KILL THAT BITCH! I MUST KILL THAT BITCH FOR STEALING SHIRO-SHI FROM ME!
Shiro: *soothes Ikira*
Ikira: *shivers*
Shiro: Let's go into bed. That'll calm you down a little.
Ikira: *blushes and nods*
Me: *eyes widen* MAKING OUT AGAIN? HOW DARE YOU SHIRO-SHI! I'LL KILL THE BOTH OF YOU! BANKAI! YUKI GA FUTTE! (Falling snow in google translate)
Shiro and Ika and Momo: A BANKAI?
Me: FIRST FALL, YUKI NO SAKEBI!
Shiro: Shouting snow?
*Huge pile of snow appears and travels 20000km/hr then a loud noise is heard *
Ikira: goodbye, Toshiro-kun… *whispers*
*Shiro-shi freezes my attack*
Shiro: That's enough, Rukia!
Me: SHUT UP! SECOND FALL, REITO SORA! (Freezing sky)
Momo: Taicho!
*snow and ice fall from the sky, combined*
Soutaicho: *appears* Yamanaka-taicho! Put down your sword.
Me: *takes a deep breath* Soutaicho, I ask you, is it horrible if you make out with someone else even though you and another person are arranged married?
Soutaicho: Yes. If the girl the boy made out with gets pregnant, the boy will be hold responsible, and at the same time, the girl who is arranged to be married with the boy will be able to choose the punishment.
Me: Then, the punishment I choose for Hitsugaya-taicho is execution within 25 days starting from today.
Soutaicho: Very well. Yamanaka Toshiro, you will be escorted to the repentant cell by your supposed wife, Yamanaka Rukia. Who will now be arranged to be married with Kurosaki Ichigo. Captain Kurosaki will have his name as Captain Yamanaka Ichigo for now. Rukia Yamanaka will be addressed as Kurosaki-taicho. Tell your squad members that, fellow captains.
Me: Hai, Soutaicho. *escorts Shiro*
Shiro: Rukia, I know you don't want to do this to me, so just let go of me and we can get this through.
Me: I have chosen your punishment. If you do not want this punishment, then why did you cheat on me? You cheated on me twice! With Karin, and now with Hatsume-san. You made her head over heels for you!
Shiro: She made me drunk damn it!
Me: WH-what?
Shiro: She put alcohol in my drink and made out with me when I was drunk!
Me: Sh-shiro… Then what about what you said? "Let's go into bed. That'll calm you down a little."
Shiro: I still have some alcohol. Now it doesn't matter. I'm going to die by your hands anyways.
Me: I… What have I done?
Shiro: whatever. *gets in the cell and orders the guards to lock him up*
Me: I want you, guards to allow me and Hinamori to see him when we want to. Do not allow anyone else but me, Hinamori, the King, and Soutaicho. Is that clear?
Guards: We do not listen to you. We listen to only Soutaicho!
Me: Listen to me or you want me bankaiing your ass.
Guards: *looks nervous* Yes, Kurosaki-taicho.
Me: Ichigo, you can stop hiding now.
Guards: Yamanaka-taicho! *bows to Ichigo*
Ichi: *nods* you put Toshiro in execution?
Me: I'm not talking here. C'mon. Help me pack at the Hitsugaya house. Then we can move to the Yamanaka manor.
Ichi: Kay.
Me: *tells Ichigo the whole story*
Ichi: So you made a mistake?
Me: A HUGE mistake. What do I do Ichigo?
Ichi: well, you go talk to Soutaicho and maybe he'll stop the execution you started.
Me: It's not that simple Ichigo. You see, I almost killed him and his fukutaicho. If I tell Soutaicho to stop the execution, I'll be the one that will be executed by Toshiro and his fukutaicho straight away!
Ichi: Ah! The soul society is so complicated!
Me: Huh?
Ichi: Execution this, execution that. C'mon. I'll help you tell the old fart.
Me: *hits Ichigo*
Ichi: What the hell Rukia! *rubs head*
Me: Be more respectful to Genryusai Shigekuni Yamamoto-Soutaicho.
Ichi: Whatever lets go to the old fart *dodges my punches*
ST: Yamanaka Ichigo, Rukia. What is it that you seek?
Ichi: Hey. Rukia over here- *hit by me*
Me: HAVE MORE RESPECT!
Ichi: Fine. I, Yamanaka Ichigo, and Yamanaka Rukia, have come here to seek something important. Captain Kurosaki/Yamanaka Rukia wants to stop Hitsugaya Toshiro, who was Yamanaka Toshiro, 's execution. Captain Kurosaki/Yamanaka Rukia, will tell you more, Soutaicho.
Me: *booming voice* Soutaicho! I ask for your permission to talk with no respect.
ST: Permission granted.
Me: Before I start, Ichigo called you an old fart.
Ichi: hahahaha *laughs awkwardly* *scratches back of his head* Forgive me. It was just a friendly meaning! Hahahaha.
Me: ahem. Yama-san, *ST twitches* *tells the whole story with no respect at all*
ST: Hmmmm… Yes, it is true that if you cancel this execution, you will be executed by Hitsugaya Toshiro and Hatsume Ikira for pointing your sword at them, Using your Shikai against them, and using your Bankai.
Me: *bites lip*
ST: I will give an exception for you in 1050 years, you will be executed. Is that clear?
Me: *gulp* yes sir.
ST: If you prove your powers toward me, I will decide if you will be executed in the 1050 years, or you will die in battle or a murder.
Me: Yes, Sir!
ST: Now, release your Bankai.
Me: Sir, yes sir! Bankai! Yuki Ga Futte.
Momo: Bankai! Pichicheri. (Peach Cherry)
Me: Hinamori! You have a Bankai?
Momo: yes, taicho. I'm sorry for not telling you.
Me and Momo: *battle*
Momo: Ahhhh!
ST: Enough! Yamanaka Rukia, you have passed. You will live and die in battle or a murder.
Me: Arigatou, Soutaicho.
ST: Hitsugaya Toshiro, will once again be Yamanaka Toshiro. He will be freed by you, Yamanaka Rukia. As for Kurosaki Ichigo, he will remain as a Yamanaka clan member, but he will be ruling the lower branch. Yamanaka Toshiro will be ruling the Higher branch. I think I am saying too much. Commence a Captains meeting! *sends hell butterflies*
Captains: *arrive* we are here sir!
ST: Hitsugaya Rukia, please go get Hitsugaya-taicho. He will once again be captain.
Me: Hai!
(Me and Toshiro)
Toshiro: *singing softly*
Me: Shiro-kun.
Toshiro: *expression turns emotionless* What do you want? *hissing*
Me: I saved you. I'm bringing you back. You'll still be with me. I'm sorry, Toshiro.
Toshiro: *smiles* Thank you, Rukia.
Us: *takes time to the meeting hall* We have arrived.
ST: We shall start the meeting. As I have said to the captain and lieutenant of Squad 5, Hitsugaya Toshiro, will once again be Yamanaka Toshiro. As for Kurosaki Ichigo, he will remain as a Yamanaka clan member, but he will be ruling the lower branch. Yamanaka Toshiro will be ruling the higher branch. Which means, Captain Kurosaki, will have to produce heirs for the lower branch. Pick your wife, Captain Kurosaki.
Soi Fong: *blushes*
Retsu: *blushes*
[Ooohh Ichigo is popular with the ladies!]
Ichigo: I choose… Soi Fong-taicho.
Me: Soutaicho, doesn't that mean Soi Fong-taicho will change back to her original name?
ST: Yes. Captain Soi Fong will be Shaolin Yamanaka. Now, addressing of the captains will be listed on the Seireitei news tomorrow. [which is today] All of you are dismissed!
Captains: Yes, sir!
Seireitei News!
Where the news is fresh.
Captains listings!
Soi Fong- Shaolin-taicho
Yamanaka Ichigo- Captain Kurosaki
Yamanaka Toshiro- Captain Hitsugaya
Yamanaka Rukia- Captain Rukia
Latest News!
Captain Rukia, has released Captain Hitsugaya from his execution. It seems that there was a misunderstanding between Captain Hitsugaya and Lieutenant Hatsume. Fourth seat of the fifth division, Shika Makeo, was giggling as she had saw Captain Hitsugaya and Lieutenant Hatsume have sex, but it appears that Lieutenant Hatsume has put alcohol in Captain Hitsugaya's drink as she is in love with Captain Hitsugaya, and wants to make Captain Rukia feel upset and make her angry. All of this was Lieutenant Hatsume's plan. This matter is closed to the head captain. Do not confront him with this anymore.
Captain Soi Fong and Captain Kurosaki?
Captain Kurosaki has been chosen to rule the lower branch of the Yamanaka clan. He had to choose a wife to produce heirs for the lower branch to begin. Captain Kurosaki had to choose a captain. Thus, he had Captain Unohana Retsu and Captain Soi Fong to choose from. He chose Captain Soi Fong. Head Captain Yamamoto has decided to put Captain Soi Fong's name back to her original name which is Shaolin. Captain Soi Fong will now be addressed as Captain Shaolin or Shaolin-taicho, as it's the head captain's orders. Captain Shaolin's full name is Shaolin Yamanaka now.
Sorry guys! I'm only putting Seireitei News in the important parts. My apologies. I need to go and help my squad. Sayonara!
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