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Rebuilding

Chapter 10: Officially Longer Than Achievement Unlocked

The Smashers continued their long journey to find the Melee veterans who had been separated during the molecular separation, with Mario bringing up the rear, rubbing his head.

"I was so sure-a it was real..." muttered Mario, rubbing his temple, confused.

Link turned around and looked Mario right in the eye.

"Don't worry Mario, I have strange dreams about robotic aliens attacking me and an unconscious friend too," confided Link.

"You do-a?" asked Mario, perking up.

"Yes," replied Link.

Mario lowered his voice to a whisper, "Really-a?"

Link looked at Mario.

Mario gazed eagerly, trying to study the Hylian's face, searching for an answer.

"No not really, you weirdo!" scoffed Link, turning back to the other Smashers.

Mario cursed, and sped up to catch up with the others.

He barely managed to proceed a metre further with the others, because DK threw out one furry brown arm, stopping everyone else from going any further.

"What is it?" asked Pikachu. "Where are we?"

"Rumble Falls," replied Donkey Kong, not taking his eyes off of the falls. "The key here is to keep climbing up and up."

"Got it," nodded Samus, still in her Zero Suit. She stuffed her armor in the unconscious Kirby's open mouth. "So what's at the top?"

"A way forward, I guess," replied DK sheepishly. Samus rolled her eyes, and carrying Kirby in one hand, scaled the first ladder.

Wordlessly, Mario sulked past the others, grasping hold of the ladder.

"This can't be that hard!" laughed Pit. "All we need to do is climb over this place!"

"Yeah DK, your games must suck," sneered Link.

"Shouldn't we have some kind of encounter to liven this place up more?" asked Fox.

"Yes, I really think you should," agreed a sneering swordsman.

"You!" snarled DK. "You're the little bastard that hurt Kirby!"

"You're the larger bastard who hurt King K. Rool," mocked Meta-Knight. "Your point?"

DK roared in fury.

"Get out of here," snarled DK to the other Smashers.

"Fine..." sighed Zelda, once again deprived of a chance to murder someone.

"Oh, sending all your friends away," scoffed Meta-Knight. "That hurt me, I think I might die!"

DK threw a punch at Meta-Knight, fracturing the latter's skull.

"That hurt me!" winced Meta-Knight, rubbing the bruise. "I think I might die!"

"Damn straight," grinned DK.

Pit's voice called up from the top of the waterfall. "The top of the waterfall isn't the top!"

"Keep climbing!" called DK. "I'm coming!"

"Great, and there's someone here who wants to talk to you!" called Pit.

DK climbed the ladder, wondering who the person could be. Was Diddy about to be a Smasher? Or even-DK gulped-King K. Rool?

DK had no time to ponder such questions, as Meta-Knight was flying alongside him, grinning.

"Kid, get that guy," ordered DK casually.

Pit shot Meta-Knight in the eye with an arrow.

"So, who's at the top, huh?" asked DK, getting nearer and nearer to Pit.

"No idea," replied Pit, giving a non-committal jerk of the head back, to where DK couldn't see.

"Hmm...I wonder..." wondered DK, thinking of K.Rool once again.

DK grasped the top of the ledge, and pulled himself up, looking for the new arrival.

"KONG!" cried a joyful voice, and DK saw a green blur fly at him. Donkey Kong then realised that he was being hugged. Good, thought DK, it can't be K. Rool.

DK prised Yoshi off of himself, and clapped him on the back.

"Isn't-a this great?" asked Mario. "Yoshi's here-a!"

Yoshi's arrival seemed to have made Mario, and everyone else, forget about Mario's dream.

Yoshi grinned around at Pit, and grinned, "Nice to meet you, Pit! And Wario, they finally let you in!"

Wario smiled embarrassedly, "Yeah...finally..."

"I missed you, Yoshi!" smiled Fox, patting Yoshi's nose.

"Me too, this is great! All my friends are back!" cheered Yoshi.

Yoshi's eyes found Kirby's body.

"Wh-what happened to Kirby?" asked Yoshi, his voice quavering immediately.

"Got attacked by a midget," replied Samus casually.

"That's terrible!" gasped Yoshi. "Is he still alive?"

"Yes," replied Samus, "But we need to find someone who can help us, and Mario left his doctor crap back at the second Mansion,"

"But everyone got separated!" cried Yoshi.

"We know," cut in Link. "We're looking for everyone, we found DK near the Bridge of Eldin, and we met up with Bowser too..."

Yoshi gulped.

"Bowser?" asked Yoshi, following everyone else up the next ladder.

"Yes, Bowser, he took a Sma-" began Link, before realising that they were in a new area. "Whoa, cool!"

"All these clouds and other homosexual decorations..." murmured Fox. "It must be Pit's homeland!"

"Hey, that's not a very nice thing to say!" objected Pit.

"Well, is it your homeland?" asked Fox, raising an eyebrow.

"Of course!" replied Pit.

Fox sighed and shook his head.

"And what's with the breakable floor?" mocked Samus, throwing Kirby at a tile in the floor, which shattered, while Zelda broke several floors behind her.

"Well, it's based off of ancient Greek architecture!" replied Pit.

"So?" asked Zelda, taking great pride in killing the floor.

"Ancient was the key word there," replied Pit hollowly, sulking.

"Well, that's stupid!" exclaimed Zelda. "It's a long way down!"

"That's true," nodded DK. "I bet throwing someone, say, Wario, off of this just might kill them!"

Donkey Kong threw Wario off of Skyworld, but unfortunately, the floor regenerated under Wario before he could fall to his death.

"Whahahaha!" laughed Wario triumphantly.

"Ah, we'll kill him later," said Link reassuringly to everyone.

"Why, are we playing a game?" asked Yoshi unexpectedly. "I like games!"

"No, wait!" cried Wario helplessly.

Wario tried to run away, but tripped over...um...a protruding flap of his own body fat...yeah...and fell to the ground.

Yoshi jumped towards Wario in his over-excited manner.

"Stop! Please!" Wario screamed. "I'll bomb Yoshi's Island, I swear!"

But it was too late; Yoshi jumped on Wario, and used his spine as a springboard.

Everyone cheered, and Wario gave a scream of pain. Wario opened his eyes, and realised he wasn't dead.

"I'm alive!" cheered Wario. "This is awesome!"

"Oh, sorry," said Yoshi. Yoshi kicked Wario off of Skyworld, sending the latter careening into the abyss below.

Everyone cheered harder, and the loud noises finally snapped Kirby back to reality.

"My head hurts...which means all of me hurts...ugh..." groaned Kirby.

"Hi, Kirby!" smiled Yoshi.

"Oh. It's you...hey...um..." said Kirby blearily.

"Yoshi," said Yoshi, uncertainly.

"Right, Yoshi, yeah..." mumbled Kirby. "Hey...isn't this an Assist Trophy?"

Kirby picked up an Assist Trophy on the ground, still not entirely aware of his actions in his fatigued state, and Knuckle Joe appeared.

"Whoa...hey...Joe..." sighed Kirby, rubbing his eyes.

"Is this green guy giving you trouble?" asked Knuckle Joe brusquely.

"Um, no...it's Meta-Knight who did all the whatever..." replied Kirby.

"You!" cried Knuckle Joe suddenly. "Green man! What do you know about Meta-Knight!"

"Me?!" asked Yoshi nervously. "Um, he has a sword...I think?"

Knuckle Joe's eyes flared with rage, and he gnashed his teeth before dashing at Yoshi.

"YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!" cried Knuckle Joe, beating up Yoshi.

"Ow! I'm sorry!" screamed Yoshi, being Vulcan Jabbed.

Everyone pointed and laughed.

"SMASH PUNCH!!1!" squealed Knuckle Joe in an anime fashion, rushing Yoshi.

Everyone pointed and laughed, even Kirby, who was quickly recovering at the sight of Yoshi's misfortune.

"Rising Break!" finished Knuckle Joe, uppercutting Yoshi, and knocking him against the ceiling of an upper platform, which shattered on Yoshi's face.

Everyone pointed and laughed.

"He's strong!" Kirby told everyone, amid gales of laughter. "He's been doing some extreme training, I think!"

Kirby's awake, Yoshi's here, Wario's fallen off of Skyworld, Ness/Marth/Falcon didn't appear, DK gets too much facetime, and I need reviews. Gimme. Or I won't love you anymore. I mean it this time.