Jason was starving. He hadn't eaten anything since Agora declined his beans. He didnt want to show it before but he was pretty upset that Pythagoras didn't want any. Jason used Fettuccino's bean and parmesan recipe that Chef Gordon Ramsay himself retweeted when he saw Jason's tweet: "Wow wow wow these beans r da bomb. Holy". Jason didn't even need to mention CGR to get a retweet. Jaosn just figured that CGR was looking up "beans" on Twitter and found his twitpic.
Jason missed his Twitter. He had the Twitter name Jay-sunDerulo and thought he was extremely cool for it. He didn't even listen to Jason Derulo (Beluga Heights). He loved 1D. His favourite was Harry because he loved his styles. Jason all of a sudden had 1D songs stuck in his head so he decided to cheer himself up by dancing.
Hercules walked into the house, too turnt as always. When he came in, he saw Jason leaned up against the wooden dining table, twerking.
"Is that how you maintain your figure?" Hercules was genuinely impressed.
"What? No, it's a dance move. Called twerking. Want me to show you?"
"I…-"
Jason grabbed Herc by the arm and they twerked all afternoon.