Chapter 5: Burnin' Times On Magma Magma Island

The group of seven heads towards the Inn to heal and Tinkle hits them!

Tinkle: Hey guys! I have news of the next Creepy Star Thingy. It's on Magma Magma Island to the south! I have no idea how to get there though.

He flies away and they finish walking to the Inn. There, Mario gets drunk and starts telling horrible jokes.

Mario: You're all so stupid and ugly...that if you entered a stupid and ugly contest... you'd all win... or lose... WHICHEVER'S FUNNIER!

Yeeeeah... He sobbers up and goes to the dock to find Kolorado, who he's never met before! Kolarado sees him and introduces himself. Mario spin jumps on the whale and it opens it's mouth, complaining of a stomach ache. Matio goes inside and Watt lights up the room, err, mouth. they go inside the stomach and attack fuzzipede!

Mario: This guy'll be easy. I can do 20 damage with a power bounce. I'll kill it now!

Sorry Mario, but the fuzzipede attacks first! He just eliminated your jump attack!

Watt: Don't worry! Just use hammer throw!

Mario: Oh yeah! I forgot I had that! Time to go down fuzzipede!

BEGGINNING OF CHAPTER!

BAM! Fuzzipede is dead. The whale squirts them out and they get on his back to go to MMI (Magma Magma Island). There they visit Yoshi's Village and learn that the yoshi children have escaped into the forsest, which is full of water! They meet Sushi who goes to town to rest. Now how will they get back the kids? Time to visit Mario's Pad!

Mario: Why is half of toad city standing outside my house? I'd better see what this is about!

Luigi: Mario! I don't know what's going on! Everyone is blaming me for something I didn't do!

Toadsworth: I am VERY dissappointed in you Master Luigi! Very dissappointed!

Luigi: I don't know what you're talking about!

Suddenly, Bowser Jr. jumps down and grabs Toadsworth, dressed as Shadow Luigi!

Shadow Luigi: Hahaha! Did you forget about me Mario? Time to go Toadsworth!

Luigi: Mario! I have to clear my name. Let me join you! I can help you swim across water and I'll bring my 12-gauge to fight with!

Like it or not Mario, Luigi has joined you're party! He can carry you across water! Good thing you came to your house!

Mario: Good! Let's get back to MMI!

They take the whale back, get all the kids, fight tons of enemies, get a ton of coins, and talk to the village chief. He gives them the jade raven and they use it on the statue thingy. They continue on to the giant tree thingy (I use the word thingy a lot don't I?) and meet Rafiel ( TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!) who gets them into the volcano. Kolarado comes up and runs into the volcano. They follow him and finish a few puzzles. Then at one point they need PARAKARRY! As they switch out, Luigi pulls out his 12-gauge!

Luigi: Oh HELL no! I thought I got rid of you! Now you're on my team!

Mario: It's MY team! But you two need to work together or we're gonna die! Let's just move on and beat this chapter!

Luigi: Uhh... Chapter? You act like this is some kind of video game about stuff.

Mario: Uhh... Did I say chapter? I meant Island.

Luigi: Oh, honest mistake. They sound so similar.

Mario: Let's get back to the adventure!

They continue on and get the ultra hammer! They get towards the end of the volcano and see the Lava Piranha! They attack and Luigi pulls out his water bazooka! BLAM! He takes out the Lava Piranha and the end of battle music plays! Uhh... what's that shaking? BAM! The Piranha pops up covered in lava! Luigi blasts it again and they get the star thingy!

Mario: WHERE THE HELL DID THAT BAZOOKA COME FROM!

Luigi: DUDE! I got this a year ago!

The group leaves as the volcano erupts and they fly back to toad city! AWESOME! Looks like they don't have to take the whale. And now it is the:

END OF CHAPTER!

Time for Peachy-Keen!

Peachy-Keen: I need to find something to help Mario!

She goes to a trivia thing and finds out where Mario needs to go. She gets the Sneaky Parasol!

Peachy-Keen: WOO! Time to take a nap naked and let anyone take advantage of me!