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Previously:Edward opened his mouth and was just about to say something when the door burst open.
I turned my head facing the door to see Emmett standing there with a huge grin and both his hands behind his back.
"BELLA!" he bellowed making me cringe Edward rubbed my arm but remained silent.
"Finally your awake, How long can you actually sleep for, I came in to wake you up this morning but Grouchward wouldn't let me, so lame" Emmett said.
"The reason I didn't allow you to wake her was because it was four am Emmett" Edward replied calmly.
"So I don't see what that has to do with anything" Emmett replied with a look on his face that told me he was completely serious."Of course you wouldn't" Edward answered.
"Anyway as I was saying grouchward wouldn't let me wake you up, so I had to wait" Emmett smiled. "Okay" I whispered, silently thanking Edward for not allowing him to wake me.
Emmett was still smiling in a completely weird way. I'm slightly freaked out what is up with him.
"I have a present for you" Emmett crooned in a I'm talking to a baby voice.Oh shit. A present from Emmett, that's never a good thing.I cringed slightly afraid. I looked up at Edward to see him smiling. If he was smiling then it couldn't have been all that bad. Right.
Suddenly Emmett pulled his hands from around his back and held out a huge teddy. It was dark brown and had tight fur and was wearing a pair of baby blue pyjamas with bears on them, they had get well soon on them. I have to admit it was super cute. Emmett handed the teddy to me and I smiled at him.
"I seen on television that when people are sick your supposed to give them teddy's and candy and shit like that, Esme told me I couldn't get you candy cause you'd puke again, which is exactly why I told her we should get candy, I mean that shit was awesome it was like the exorcism or something, anyway she told me if I bought you candy she would take my x box away, so I just got you the bear, He said with a smile.
I croaked out a thanks while I blushed. "I love it" I whispered.
"Oh yeah I almost forgot, I got ya a card" he said pushing an envelope towards me. I took it in my hands and went to open it but before I could Edward pulled it from my grasp. "Why dont I do that...Just to be you know...safe" Edward said with an apologetic smile. I knew he was referring to the dreaded birthday party fiasco. Stupid paper cut! It was probably better that he opened it.
He pulled it from the envelope and handed it back to me. I took it carefully cautious of sharp corners. The front had a picture of a bear holding feel better balloons but in the corner someone had drawn a picture of a toilet in permanent marker. I looked up at Emmett who nodded enthusiastically with a "Open it". So I did and begun to read.
To: Bella bean.
Sorry that your sick, even though its kinda funny.
I'm also sorry that you puked on Esme's carpet. It was gross and hilaruious
you should have seen your face it was green so awesome.
I hope next time you make it to the toilet but if you don't that's OK...
I was wondering if you get the urge to throw up real good could you plz do it on jasper because that shit would be so funny, actually Edward would do too, it may be even funnier if it happened to him. lol that's all I want, consider it my birthday gift for the next decade,
Love your favorite vampire, super strong and gorgeously sexy brother,
Emmett
p.s Alice just told me that I should write get well soon, or some crap like that.
underneath that he had a drawing of what I assume to be Edward covered in what looks like my vomit. It was pretty graphic.
I looked up at Emmett and he was smiling. I smiled back "Thanks" I croaked. Edward had an annoyed look on his face while he glared at Emmett.
"Edward stop glaring" I said. Edward turned to look at me. "But baby..."He said with a pout. God he was so childish but oh so adorable."I know Edward but Emmett bought me this bear and wrote this emm...unique card. "Unique" Edward asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yes unique, He was trying to be nice and make me feel better, so apologise for glaring at him" I ordered.
"I'm sorry Emmett" He mumbled. I kissed his cheek. "hey no prob-lame-o, poutward" Emmett laughed while walking out the door. "I'm gonna go find Rosie" he said before leaving and shutting the door behind him.
Edward looked at me and smiled. "I love you Bella" He whispered in my ear. He pulled back and looked into my eyes. "Babe your not really gonna puke on me are you" He asked looking a little worried.
I laughed my ass of. "No...I'm...Not, ...poutward" I managed to get out between fits of giggles.
Edward growled and started tickling me on my belly. I twisted and turned scrambling to get away from him, laughing so much my sides hurt. "Apologise, baby, take back the poutward, I. do. not. pout." he said firmly."Yes ...gasp...you do" I laughed. He continued tickling me while I squirmed. "Take it back" he growled playfully with a small smile on his face.
He started tickling me under my arms and I lost it. "I...take it back, I take it back!" I screamed. he stopped his torture immediately and I stopped moving and lay still clutching my stomach while I tried to stop panting. Edward was looking down at me smiling and I couldn't stop the smile that appeared on my face. "I love you" Edward smiled. "I love you too Edward" I whispered while I snuggled up to him lying my head on his chest and holding the bear between us.
We lay like that for a while.
"What will you name him" Edward asked with a smirk on his face as he looked at the bear.
I looked down too. "I dont know" I replied."What do you think?" I asked.
He laughed "I dont know Bella I've never name an inanimate object before" He laughed harder while I glared daggers at him, which caused him to laugh harder. I was getting pissed. "Well if you wont help me then I'll do it by myself. Hmm... what can I name him...I know, Poutward" I said in a completely flat tone. That caught Edwards attention and he stopped laughing.
"You wouldn't" He said it more like a question. "Oh I would" I answered with a smirk. He narrowed his eyes at me. I ignored him and continued on "I mean it does make sense, he looks Exactly like his daddy" i said holding the bear beside Edward's head comparing the two. He turned to me and smiled. "you're such a dork" he laughed.
I began to protest but stopped when I felt his lips on mine. I sighed into the kiss and he smiled in return. "such a dork, but your my dork" he whispered against my lips. I smiled in return.God I loved him.
A/N Things are finally back to normal so I'll be updating more you enjoyed this is my longest chapter yet!
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