Okay heres alittle Random Misfits nonsense
Hi I'm Misfits the Chibi Master,
Welcome to the Chibi Adoption Agentcy Where I work and Mangage Transformer Chibis with my Aprentance Sideswipe, who is currently really late for work. But I don't mind. of Course I don't mind. I'm nice like that. Anyway i was currently sweeping the Front porch of the Agentcy with my new Chibi second in command Chibi Jazz, and my thrid in Command Chibi Hotshot. , Yeah we got this Giant mondo sized porch with cute wooden rocking chairs.
Anyway I was wearing the offical Work uniform with is things cute little green apron which mine was a kids size. I mean the thing only went down to my hips. which made it so cute. Sideswipe has one its one I enlarged to fit him. only he took a white cryon a doodled all over his. he has really crappy hand writting.but then agian how many times do you really see a 477Transformer HANDWRITTING anything? no Seriously.
Anyway Chibi Hotshot wasn't really sweeping he just sat in a Rocking chair doing...well I don't really know what he was doing. and Chibi jazz was being helpful and sweeping along with me. I think the Chibi hotshots get stupid after a while. cause I make one and its normal it acts like it should and then like a few weeks later its the dumbests thing to ever walk the Surface of the Chibi Adoption agentcys clean freshly waxed floors. but their sooooo cute!
Unless of course if I've experimented with it such as the time I made that pudgy Chibi Hotshot just to see what hotshot would look like if he was pudgy, that little guy is still around and normal in mind and is currently trying to loose weight, oh hey look there he goes. I watch as Pudgy Chibi Hotshot jogs by, wearing a Red and white striped sweat band. he waves and continues puffing along. until he trips flat on his face
"Oooo dat had ta hurt." Chibi Jazz said. " Yahright Pudgy?" he calls
Yep everybody calls him pudgy. its the name I gave him to tell him apart from the Other Chibi hotshots when I was still working on a way to get him pudgy.
"I'm Okay!" Pudgy calls. and gets back to joging around the Agentcy
Chibi Jazz leans over to me while leaning on his broom hes only about half my height. I bet you would have thought they were my height.
"Ya think 'e'll eva git back ta bein' skinny?" he asks
I shook my head " Na, he'll kill himself before he gets to his goal weight."
"Den 'y do ya let 'em try 'n' lose it?"
"Dude did you see what the Other Chibi Hotshots did to the poor little guy?"
"Oh yeah da Roof incident. yeah i rememba dat."
See only the Chibi Hotshots get Stupid... Oh yeah your Probibly Wondering what Chibi Jazz is Talking about.
The Roof Incident. I don't think Pudgy will forget that, see the Other Chibi hotshots didn't like him cause he was fat so they thought "if hes so fat, can he bounce if we threw him off the roof?" well they kid naped poor Pudgy and they threw him off the roof, oh the poor thing was nearly dead if Chibi Ratchet wasn't taking a morning stroll the next morning. he fixed poor Pudgy and the little guy was so depressed. So he decieded to get back at them by trying to loose the weight, I couldn't stop him I felt so bad and it really was intirely my falut that he got fat.
"It was after all, my falut, so I'm making it up to him." I said.
the Chibi Hotshot got down from the Rocking chair and Ran after Pudgy, droping his broom.
I guess the little thing felt bad for Pudgy. thats another thing Chibi Hotshots are also a little smaller then the other Chibis, why? I don't know. thats why they make a great army their small in size harder to hit more effetive in numbers. and just so darn cute!
" 'ey Misfits 'y do ya even keep makin' dose guys? Deir stupid really" Jazz kept leaning on his broom.
"Cause their cute thats why." I said in a sort of Monotone voice. Chibi Jazz knew why. I think he listens to me more than the real Jazz does.
"Oooooooh I'm sorry Misfits I forgot." he apologised
I'd rather not Talk about why I do, so please don't pester me why. it has nothing to do with the Real hotshot.
I'm keeping it to myself.
"its okay Chibi Jazz." I said sweeping some Magnolia leaves off the porch.
"Hiya Misfits." Sideswipe finally came.oh yes the Illustrious Wonderfull Red Lamborghini HellRasier Aprentance Finally Arrives...TWO FREAKIN' HOURS LATE! I can take half to one hour but two hours is my limit. anyway.Woah wait a second. what the hell? Sideswipe was covered in mud? Wait did he try to go mudding agian dispite the fact he has no four wheel drive? WTF?
Anyway the Porch is freaking huge cause I had to make it big enough for the Transformers to move around in it. so what me and Chibi Jazz were doing was practicly diddly Squat. and Sideswipe was only making it worse by tracking mud onto the nice freshly waxed floor.
"Oh now you show up. Where the hell were you?" I asked.
"Um, does Issues with Brother ring a bell?" Sideswipe grined. a bit of mud fell on top of Chibi Jazz. and knocked him out.
I hate it when he does that, Grin, Cause he knows that when Someone smiles around me (cept a con) i want to smile too!
"What happened?" I just had to know. the two of them when they fight I find it funny cause their brothers and they fight about stupid stuff. I have a Sister and shes older than me. we never had a Relationship with each other like Sideswipe and sunstreaker did. It made me Jealous. I wish I had a twin like sideswipe and sunstreaker. Hey did you know that Identical twins aren't really Identical? yeah there finger prints and eye color are diffrent. Neat huh?
"Same old same old, Hey Pudgy." Sideswipe waved to Pugdy as he made another Lap around the Agentcy. pudgy waved. and Thankfully he did not Trip onto his face agian.
"Misfits why do you let him try and loose weight he hasn't lost a single pound."
"Cause I felt Sorry for what I did!"
I think Sideswipe rolled his Optics.
Sometimes dispite the fact I have a Crush on the guy I sometimes just hate his guts. if any. I think I'll make a pudgy Verson of Chibi Sideswipe, see how he likes it. Yeah thats what I'll do.
"Then agian I feel sorry for the Real Hotshot, and What the Chibis Did to him."
"You know hes never going to forgive you for that."
"I know that. I hope R.A. figured out a way to make him normal agian...Anyway go get a broom and Start sweeping we've been doing diddly Squat out here."
Sideswipe did as he was told ( I was Surprised) and Got a broom which I had enlarged earlyer. and Started to Sweep, not the Leaves, But me and Chibi Jazz right off the porch.
"Oops, Sorry Misfits."
That little liar...well at least he got SOME the leaves off. But still!
"Ihojit"
"Hey I got the leaves off didn't I? and i'm not a Mor-OW!"
Heh heh heh Siders got hit in the head by his own Chibi with its Jetpack. the Chibi as also Covered Head to foot( Transforemrs don't have toes...at least not yet do they) with mud.
" Unca Sideswipe ya gots ta hide me!" the Little Chibi Sideswipe went frantic and started to try and climb into Sideswipes mouth.
Dude thats funny!
"Cwhibwi! Git da hwell owut wof mwy mwouth! wou tawste naswty wlike cwrap."
At this time I had to Crack a stupid joke one, Cause of the perfect timing and two, he talks funny when his mouth is full. like the time I gave him this bag of Tootise roll pops. that was funny.
"And How do we the Red Hellrasier know what Crap Tastes like?"
"Oh shwyt wup"
"BwaHahahaha!" I laughed. " I got you to Talk funny."
Sideswipe glared and got Chibi Sideswipe out. he was surprisesingly wet with with some kinda of Saliva..EW.
Woah since when Did the Transfor- oh wait that was my doing. nevermind. i remember. that one time. that was fun.yep...woo good times. sideswipe : Bot wonder : only TF with Saliva. a mutant of Misfits the Chibi Masters work. Watch him as he Hacks a loogie on his twin. see him run like the dickens away from his twin. Watch him as he stands on top of the ark and spit over the edge to watch it land on top of a unsuspecting Prowl. See prowl look up and say "What was that?". but not see Sideswipe. watch him make spit balls and shoot them out of a Straw at the minibots and Use them as target practice. watch him stupidly make spit bubbles. watch him Spit right in megatrons mouth and the Run like HEEELL. Watch him as He acts like a Llama and spit to communticate.watch him as he spits on misfits covering her in TF Saliva. watch her turn him into a Red Llama. Watch him continute to spit to communicate.Watch him drool in Recharge and watch the drool Sloooowly drip on to Sunstreaker.
anyway Hey i wonder if Ratchet knows about that? I'll have to ask Sideswipe if Ratchets ever figured it out yet that he as saliva?
Woops I'm getting ahead of my self agian
"Now what is your problem?" Sideswipe asked as he got the mud from inside his mouth out
" THE SUNNYS ARE COMMING THE SUNNYS ARE COMMING AND DEY GOTS DA HOSE!!!"
What? what the crap were they talking about?
"Wait did you say they have the hose?" Sideswipe looked at the Chibi with extreame seriousness. " Which one?"
" Da BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG one."
"Oh hell no."
the Chibi Nodded.
"RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!"
then With the Speed of Ten Sideswipes and Half they ( Well Sideswipe did the running the Chibi was in his hand) ran like hell where to? I don't know. but just then a HUGE stream of water came flying ouver my head as Sunstreaker and Chibi Sunstreaker walk out looking left and right.
"Hiya Sunny." I waved.
Sunstreaker looked at me. they where one: Pissed off. two there was a mud hand prints of Sideswipes and Chibi Sideswipes on each of them( it had SS under it.) and three: Sunstreaker had the Biggest hose I will ever see in my entire life.
"Misfits. Where the Hell did that little Red Bastard of a brother go?"
Aw come on Sunny-D you'd know I'd never sell out my Favorite Generation one Transformer ever. you have to have known that by now.
So I pointe him in the Wrong Direction, He'd find Sideswipe evenually so I was only buying my Favorite some time, hopefully ( and he probibly won't) Use it wisely.
"dat way." I said pointing to the left.
"thank You Misfits." Sunstreaker ran off. Damn that was a Long hose. it was like a andaconda
anyway i picked up Chibi Jazz as Sideswipe ran Screaming by us followed by a Stream of water. I didn't know sideswipe was Hydrophobic or afraid of Water.
Wow lookit him run. Go Sideswipe!
"Wait Sideswipe Don't Track More Mud in the Agentcy! it just got Waxed!"
"Don't worry misfits I'll get it." Sunstreaker walked over my head.
wow he's being nice to me.
Wait a second, if he uses that in the agentcy he'll drowned the Chibis! ACK!
I ran after him
"WAIT SUNSTREAKER YOU"LL DROWN THE CHIBIS!"