Sorry for the looooong update! Anyway I hope you like this. I don't own Chris.

"Welcome back to Total Drama-" said Chris

"NO TIME FOR THAT!" said Jackie cutting him off.

"You ruined it!" said Chris

"Uh-huh whatever,I just wanna get this race started!" said Jackie holding a black and white checkered flag. The racers where back inside thier cars ready to go.

"Fine." said Chris. "But before we start I need to tell you what your racing for. Whoever gets to the checkpoint frist gets a special surprise!"

"Oooh,I wonder what the special surprise is?" asked Pika happily

"Well whatever it is I'm gonna win it!" said Checker

"The frist destination is Hong Kong,China." said Jackie "So be there frist or you lose!"

"And with that said let's get this race started!" said Chris through a megaphone. The racers and Jackie cheered.

"Alright! On your marks..."

The racers revied their engines. Jackie raised the flag.

"Get set..."

The racers where revied up and ready.

"GO!"

Jackie waved the flag and the racers sped off leaving a trail of dust behind. Chris and Jackie coughed waving dust away.

"And thery're off!" coughed Jackie "Damn,there is alot dust!"

The racers were now on the streets of Tokyo trying to be frist. Checker tried to get past Phobos but Phobos stopped her by closing her in.

"Damnit!" shouted Checker "Almost had it!"

John tried to run Eli off the road,but was ran off the road instead. He hit the brakes and avoid crashing into a street lamp.

"Whew." said John with relif in his voice. He got back on the road. "Eli is so dead!" He hit the gas and speed up.

Nina was ahead of everyone,but Jaxon and Cody where right behind her. The two boys were neck and neck. They were trying to past each other.

A helicopter,with Jackie and Chris inside,was following the race.

"Looks like Nina is in 1st place while Jaxon and Cody are right behind her!" said Jackie "Phobos is in 4th while Checker is in 5th! Eli and John are close behind while Deimos is lagging a bit! Eyrton is in 9th and Io in 10th!"

"Will the others ever catch up or will they be the losers?" asked Chris "We'll find out after this commercial break!

Ashley was ahead of Dawn who had rear ended Ashley.

"She's going to pay for that!" yelled Ashley.

That's when Ashley noticed a sign that said "Go This way!" in both English and Japanese. Ashley thought for a second and turned a sharp right with the others following. The road they where on lead them straight to an empty airport!

"WHAT THE HELL!" screamed Erika as she crashed through the gaint glass window. "Chris and Jackie! If you can hear me,YOUR BOTH INSANE!"

"Actually the airport thing was Chris-sama's idea." said Jackie pointing to Chris who was to busy watching the racers.

Kimmie was keeping Pika from being ahead and Pika was becoming annoyed.

"LET ME THROUGH!" said Pika hitting the gas. She rear ended Kimmie's car leaving a big dent.

"HEY!" shouted Kimmie as she watched Pika pass her. "Damnit!" She tried to catch up.

The racers where soon out of airport and on the runway! There where planes still on the runway and each of them were trying to avoid crashing into the planes. Dan slipped off the runway and to the grass from an oil slick Chris had made.

"CHRIS,YOU EVIL BASTARD!" yelled Dan banging his fist on the steering wheel. He managed to get back on the road and catch up with Lance.

After the runway they somehow managed to get on a country dirt road. It was wet and muddy.

"Ugh!" said Eli "My car! She's gettin all dirty!"

Jackie giggled. "Best thing I've did so far." She and Chris high-fived each other and continued to watch the race.

That's when something went off. It was one of Chris' bombs! The racers tried thier best to avoid the explosion. Elizabeth did manage to avoid most of the explosions but was soon blown off the road.

"AAAAHHH!" she screamed when she landed back on the ground. Her airbag went off and her tires fell off.

"Looks like Lizzie is out of the race!" said Chris "We need a towtruck here!"

A towtruck rolled in. Chef came out and hooked up Elizabeth's car to the truck.

"My car! It's totaled!" She and her car were towed away.

"Poor Elizabeth!" said Jackie "Anyway let's who's in frist place now! Looks like Jaxon passed Nina and is now in 1st place. Cody is still in 3rd while Checkers is 4th! Eli has passed Phobos and is in 5th place!"

The racers soon left the country and where in on a mountian road. It was very twisty and crazy. But what the racers didn't expect was that the mountian was Mount Fuji!

"Cet homme est fou![1]" said Nina who was beginning to sweat from the heat. She turned on her AC and cooled off.

"A volcano! Are you serious!" said Phobos who was also beginning to sweat."This guy needs some serious help!"

Pika looked around and looked around. "Cool,we're in a volcano!"

After they left out the volcano they came to a hult at a bridge. It was out!

"Aw,fuck!" said Checker "How the hell are we going to get across that! The bridge is out!

"No shit Sherlock!" spat John

"Fuck off,Watson!" Checker spat back

"Looks like thier in a bit of a pickle!" said Chris "Will they ever find a way to get to Hong Kong or will they all just give up! Find out next time on Total. Drama. RACES!"

Tranlations!

[1] "This man in insane!"