Everyone shut up and got in their seats as she walked in the room. As she walked by me I gagged from the smell of her perfume and all the pink she was wearing burned my eyes. It was a horrid sight. She got to the front of the class and did that stupid throat clearing thing to get everyone's attention even though she already had our attention.

"I would like you all to open up to page five of the books on the desks and read until the end of the hour…no talking." I looked through my book quickly before looking at Hermione who had a look of shock on her face.

"Excuse me professor, there is nothing in this about suing defensive spells." She said to her making Umbrigde snap around and glare at her.

"miss-"

"Granger." Hermione spit out at her in disgust.

"Miss. Granger you do not take that tone with me and you will raise your hand when you talk in my class." I saw Hermione roll her eyes at her and I giggled.

"Is something funny miss. Potter. "She asked me in her horrid voice as she quickly made her way to me. I could see Draco's smirk from the corner of my eyes as he predicted what would happen next.

"Yes actually there is. I think it is rather funny that you think we can go out in the real world with whatever the blood hell is in this thing you call a text book. And secondly have you seen your outfit? What do you get dressed in the dark or is your brain just that screwed up. And thirdly you look like a toad, especially with your face turning colors like that and bloating up." I told her with a smirk on my face as the whole class tried to not laugh at what I was saying, Draco and Harry being completely unsuccessful and falling out of their chairs from laughing so hard which only made me feel better about what I had just said to her. Alice looked at me in shock; I'm guessing she saw what would happen to me next. Hermione also looked at me in shock but had a small smile on her face. I'm guessing she was thinking exactly what I had just said out loud.

"First of all miss. Potter," she started to say her face getting more and more red with every word she said, "There is nothing in the real world that will require you to use any of this defense bogus that you are supposed to be learning in this classroom. Second of all I look better than you ever will," with that said Ron and I now joined Harry and Draco rolling on the floor laughing and the rest of the class was now laughing but not as hard as the four of us, I even saw Hermione laughing a bit. Umbrigde was just getting even more furious now, "and third of all detention tonight in my office to you, your brother, and your two friends on the floor. CLASS DISSMISSED!" she yelled before storming out of the room. I started laughing harder as everyone filed out of the room. Draco finally stopped and helped me up as Harry and Ron made their way over to us. Hermione met up with Alice and we all walked to our next class, which was unfortunately, potions.

"That was the funniest thing I have ever bloody heard." Ron said to me as we continued to laugh while walking down the hall.

"I can't believe you had the guts to say that to her. It's a no wonder you are a bloody Gryffindor." Draco said to me while still laughing which brought Harry and Ron to their senses and they immediately stopped laughing and frowns filled their faces. They both fastened their pace and walked in front of us to get away from Draco from what I presume. I growled at them making Draco smirk at me and slide his arm around my waist again like he did the previous day.

"So your accent is starting to slip through after all these years of being at Hogwarts. It's getting stronger and stronger." Draco said to me with a smile making me push him softly.

"Oh shut it before I turn beastly" he laughed at that as we turned the corner into the dungeons. I could no longer see the trio and Alice in front of me. Either they are walking extremely fast, or we were walking very slow.

"Oh by the way Hayley, I love your hair; it is the bees' knees'." Draco said to me with such a serious face that I just started cracking up again.

"Draco no one says Bees Knees' anymore."

"We do in London. It is our way of saying fabulous without sounding like a girl. You bloody Americans just stole it from us and made it un-cool." I started laughing even harder at that and was laughing so hard that I had to hold on to his shoulder so that I wouldn't fall on the floor and so that I could still walk since I could not see in front of me. It didn't help that the dungeon was so dark that you can't see ten feet in front of you. From what I saw before I started laughing, it was just as I remembered it. The walls were black and cold and there was dirt all over the place. The walls were damp and there was algae growing through cracks. There were torches placed on the wall that were lit so that we could see where we were going but they weren't any help at all. I remembered back to when I was a first year and it was my first time in the dungeons and I was running into the walls the whole way down to class. The memory only made me laugh harder. It was a good thing Draco had his arm around my waist or I would have been on the floor at this point. We turned the corner and stopped and I figured that we were in front of the potions classroom. I could feel many eyes on me and I quickly regained my composure and stood up straight. I saw practically every person that would be in our potions class staring at us.

There was an ear piercing scream behind me that I knew too well. Draco immediately let go of me and jumped away from me. I turned around, looking in the eyes of Pansy, the pug faced slytherin girl who I hated with such a passion I would just love to rip her head off.