Title: You're the Dummy, Dummy
Rating: PG
Fandom: Crossover: Batman & Yu-Gi-Oh!
Characters: Gurimo (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Scarface (Batman), Arnold Wesker (Batman)
Summary: There were times, rare times, that Gurimo questioned Master Dartz and now was one of those times.
Word Count: 208
Author's Note: In all honesty, I wasn't sure how to have Gurimo approach this particular villain.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Batman and Yu-Gi-Oh! do not belong to me; I'm merely borrowing certain characters for this crack!fic, that is all.
1o: You're the Dummy, Dummy
"Stop cowering behind that dummy and duel me!"
"Who're you calling a "dummy", dummy?"
"L-Listen, you… you r-really d-d-don't want to… to… d-do this…"
"Shut up, you idiot! And learn to stay in your place!"
"Y-Yes, Mr. S-Scarface, s-s-sir…"
What kind of idiocy was this? Did this man believe he could fool him in to believe that the puppet was the one that went by the name of "Mr. Scarface"? How absurd! No one could fool him!
"I demand that you duel me! Do you hear me? I have challenged you to a duel!"
"Yea, yea; I heard you the first time. Yo, Dummy! Make yourself useful for once and go get my gun!"
"Y-Y-Yes, sir…"
"And stop stuttering, you moron. You only prove how stupid you really are by doing that."
Gurimo could only stare. And stare and stare and stare…
"Forget this." He grumbled under his breath and left without the Ventriloquist and his dummy even noticing.
He would just tell Master Dartz that his latest target had problems that not even the great Leviathan could handle absorbing.
And so, Arnold Wesker would be spared from having any more problems added to his plate. The man already had enough issues to deal with as it was.