Disclaimer: I don't own...erm...that thing. What's it called? You know, the thing with all the stuff. And all the people. And things happened? Yeah, that one. Artemis Fowl. I don't own that.
Inspired by Mesektet and Rhodos
Fate and Fortune
'Artemis, Juliet says she wants her CD back.' Holly informed the young genius behind her.
'What's that? Juliet doesn't want her CD back? OK.'
Holly rolled her eyes, and relayed this down the phone to Juliet.
'Artemis, Juliet says…you're a stupid jerk.' Holly told him, grinning slightly.
'What's that? Juliet wants her CD put in the microwave? OK.'
Holly winced at Juliet's reply, suddenly regretting her role in this conversation.
'Artemis, Juliet says…she's going to follow you around singing Sesame Street for the rest of your life.'
Artemis didn't answer. He was in shock at the prospect of his fate.
Oh, man. I am soooo tired. We had a sleepover last night, and I didn't sleep at all. Gah! It didn't catch up with me until now, and I have to go to work. Life sucks. I'll just have to drink alot of caffeinated drinks, I guess.
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