Louisiana would have been much more comfortable with her situation if she had found out about the prank war at a sooner time. Seeing as she wasn't one of the many states lucky enough to be in the room when Roanoke decided to yell about the war that I made everyone really overreact to, Louisiana was at a major disadvantage.

You may be asking how she found out.

So we got Louisiana chillin' in her room, being an absolute pimp with some apps on her phone (not being specific because I'm not dating this and because I don't use apps that often so I don't really know which ones would work) when she decided that she wanted some ice cream. Because ice cream is where it's at.

Louisiana made the trek to the kitchen, where she saw that Nevada was looking through the seriously over-sized fridge. She wondered if she could shut Nevada in there and how long it would take someone to find him. When she was almost finished with her calculations, Nevada turned around, screeched like a little child at the sudden Louisiana that was behind him, and threw an egg at her.

Louisiana stood in shock for a second or two, because she was one of the states that you definitely do NOT mess with if you value your life. Nevada realized that he had thrown an egg at Louisiana, and almost screamed again. But he kept his cool, because Nevada doesn't freak out. Except all those times that don't count.

"Did...Did you just..." Louisiana said in utter disbelief, wiping some egg off her face.

"BYE!" Nevada said, running away with like 12 cartons of eggs in his hands.

Louisiana was all like "Oh no you din't sista!" in her head because if anyone found out that she was anything less than 100% ruthless classy genious, she might just die from embarrassment. And she began to stalk back to her room to curse Nevada, because she wasn't just a Voodoo Queen, she is a professional Black Magic Wiccan.

As Louisiana is stalking to her room, quite a few shouts were heard, but she didn't pay much attention to them, as shouts and other loud noises, such as explosions, were just business as usual in the Jones household. She opened her door.

You know that thing with the bucket that rests on top of the door until someone opens it? Yeah.

Louisiana was immediately covered in tar. She stood in disbelief wiping stuff off her face for the second time in 2 minutes. Needless to say, Louisiana was furious. But before she could do anything, she had to get the tar off of her before it hardened.

So she waddled to the nearest bathroom, and turned on the shower, which sprayed blood. Louisiana freaked out and fell to the ground before she realized that it was just kool-aid mix in the head. She got all the tar off of her and her clothes, and effectively clogged the drain before realizing that she would have to put her wet clothes back on, because she's so smart that she forgot to bring any. In her defense, she was covered in tar.

Louisiana was forced to do one of the least pleasant things in this world; put wet clothes on. (HAVE YOU EVER DONE THIS OH LORD IT'S HORRIBLE) She stalked once again back to her room, where she opened the door to discover that someone had refilled the bucket with tar.

Now children, if you ever make anyone mad, make sure it's not Louisiana.

At this point, her anger amplified her magic, and the tar flew off of her and coated the walls. Louisiana was surrounded in an aura of swirling black and crimson red(if you don't know your aura colors, this means she's in a murderous rage :D), and she flew (Yes flew, she happens to be hovering about a foot off the ground) to the nearest source of life, which happened to be Maryland, fresh from running from SC. He slammed into a wall, and was suspended in the middle of it by our dear Wiccan Voodoo Queen Louisiana.

"WHY?" She asked, and it may be noteworthy that it sounded like three voices were coming out of her mouth.

"Hey Louisiana," Maryland said, carefully calculating his words so that his head didn't get ripped off. "You're looking really sharp today! Loving the magical aura surrounding your body, it's looking really fierce! And why what?"

"THE EGG, THE TAR, THE KOOL-AID?"

"Oh, I guess you didn't know about the prank war. And about the tar, I'd say you'd want to get North Carolina for that."

Louisiana slammed Maryland to the ground, and he was certain a rib or five had broken.

Louisiana flew off to go find North Carolina, aura stronger than ever.

Alright, one more chapter until the timeline!