I HAVE RETURNED! And I have brought another chapter! Praise me!
I do not own May or Cal. My little sister does. She made me put them in my story.
Quote of the Day! "I got monkeys in me!" ~Gir (Gaz, Taster of Pork)
Kae stood at the door. She was fine with Zim having some private time with Gaz, but they had been in that room for 7 hours. SEVEN HOURS! And now they're time was up.
She kicked open the door. Zim and Gaz were still sitting on the couch, Paks connected. Kae lifted something that slightly resembled a blow horn and aimed it at them. It was a powerful sound cannon, currently set on the highest setting she could put it on before it caused actual damage to the Irkens' bodies. With a touch of a button, it fired a continuous stream on sound. Kae only heard a small ringing that told her it was working, but Zim and Gaz got the full blast. Both immediately jumped apart and grabbed at their antennae. Their cord connecting their Paks broke and retracted into the two Irkens again. Kae let the blast go on for a few more seconds and then removed her finder from the button, ending the sound. The mates from across the room stared at her.
"What was that for?" Zim shouted, then flinched at the volume of his own voice. He was still sore from the sound blast.
"You two have had enough happy time." Kae said. "We have a job to do."
"Five more minutes?" Zim asked quietly.
"You two have been like this for seven hours."
"Really?" This time Gaz spoke up.
"Yes, really." Kae pointed to Gaz. "You still need a disguise. Come with me. Zim, go do something porductive."
"Like what?"
"Making sure Gir and Minimoose don't destroy anything." Kae looked him down. Zim stomped out of the room.
"He's acting like a smeet." Kae muttered. Gaz looked at her.
"So, I get a disguise now?"
"Yea."
"Like your's or like Zim's?" It was obvious what she meant. A wig and lenses or a hologram.
"Line mine." Kae led Gaz into another room. There was a large purple machine with two half-ovals on it, across from each other.
Kae pointed to the space between the ovals. "Stand there."
Gaz was a bit confused. "Why do I need to do that to get a hologram?"
"It takes a full scan of your body and develops a hologram that will work with it. Then it crafts one and puts it on you. Understand?"
"I think so." Gaz stepped between the two purple half-ovals.
"Your human appearance is already programed into the system." Kae said. Before Gaz could say anything else, Kae pushed a button and both halves came together around Gaz. There was a bright light that streamed from the cracks. Then it opened again and Gaz was standing there. Human Gaz, with the purple hair and black eyes. Kae held out a mirror.
"Ok, now that that's done..."
"How do I take the hologram off?" Gaz looked down at her body.
Kae pointed to her wrist. "Take the watch off."
Gaz did and her hologram fizzed out. "Cool." She put it back on.
"Now, go back to your house before someone sends out a search party."
Gaz rolled her eyes. You could only tell because her hologram was on. "Like anyone at my place cares enough."
"We're not taking any chances. Now go." Kae half-dragged Gaz up the stairs and shoved her out the door.
"Incoming Message." The computer said.
"From who?" Kae looked upwards, toward where the voice seemed to be coming from.
"The Tallest."
"I'll be right there." She hurried back downstairs and turned on her monitor.
"My Tallest." She greeted.
"Yes, 'insert Invader's name here.' We have a special job for you." Red said, reading off a piece of paper. "You will be receiving an Invader-in-Training to watch for a few weeks* and showing him slash her about being an Invader. Only the finest in the class are chosen. Your smeet has a lot of potential. Blah blah blah." Red looked up from the sheet. "Basically, you have to watch an Invader-in-Training for a while so they can learn about being an Invader first-hand. You will be getting your charge via teleporter tomorrow afternoon."
*Irken Time. Different from Earth Time.
"Um, with all due respect, my teleporters don't work with that kind of distance."
"The ones here do." Red looked at something off-screen. "Hey! Someone's making donuts! Woo!"
The transmission was cut. Kae looked around for a moment.
"Computer."
"What?"
"Where's Zim?"
"The labs."
Kae turned and headed for the labs.
"So there is a smeet training to be an Invader coming." Zim said.
"Yup." Kae answered.
"Truely I am amazing for the Tallest to choose me to be an example for this smeet. I AM ZIM!"
Kae decided better than to tell him that she was the one assigned to this, not him. He would get distracted by something and forget all about it, anyway.
Kae stood at the teleporter, like she had been for several hours. First Zim and Gaz, now this. Did everyone want to keep her waiting? There was a brief flash of light and a small Irken stood there in attention position. It was female, with bright green eyes and curly antennae. She was wearing a simple training academy outfit.
"May, reporting." She said, stepping out of the teleporter. A second later, a small training robot, or T-bot jumped out of the teleporter. It saluted.
"Cal, reporting." It said.
"At ease." Kae said, and both relaxed. "Now, just to set the basic rules around here: don't destroy anything, do as your told, blah blah blah. I'll show you around."
Kae began walking around the base, Cal and May at her heels. "This is the laboratory, communications, battle simulator..." She brought May through all the rooms until she found Zim.
"That's Zim. And the blue robot is Gir, the red one is Ris, and the purple moosey thing is Minimoose. Gir and Minimoose are Zim's, Ris is mine. If you see Gir destroying anything, stop him. Same goes for Minimoose."
May looked up, startled.
"Your going to need a disguise. Come here." Kae led May into another room, where the same machine Gaz had gone into was. "You should know how this works. Step inside."
May did. The purple ovals closed and May let out a surprised squeal as light seeped through the cracks. The ovals opened and she now looked like an average human female. She had pale skin and long light brown wavy hair. Her eyes now looked human, but remained green.
"Your turn." Kae pointed to Cal. The robot stepped in. "May, what do you think Cal should be?"
"Umm..." She thought back to her research of Earth. "How about a Woolly Mammoth?"
Kae stared at her for a moment. "Woolly Mammoths have been extincted for thousands of years. Didn't you do some research before you came here?"
Cal looked down. "Yes."
Kae sighed. "How about something more common, like a cat or a dog, or even a rabbit?"
"Can I have a rabbit?" She asked, sounding excited again.
"Rabbit it is." Kae pushed a button and the ovals closed. A few seconds later, they opened again, reviling a small bunny. It hopped over to May to stand next to her.
"Take off your bracelet to take off the hologram," Kae said to May, "And take off Cal's collar to take off her's."
Kae looked around the room, trying to think of something for the smeet and her robot to do. "You came at a pretty bad time. Zim and I are just about ready to take the planet. We're just waiting on some weapons to arrive. There really isn't much to do right now."
Kae thought for a moment. "How about we go check on those laser-weasel experiments."
May nodded enthusiastically. She took her bracelet off and Cal took her collar off. Both resumed their original appearances. Kae walked through a few halls, the smeet and T-bot close behind. She opened a door and saw Zim and Gaz together again on the couch. They were very close, and their antennae were twisted around each others, which is the Irken equivalent of making out. Kae put her arm down so it blocked Cal's vision and backpedaled a few steps. The door closed.
"One more rule, don't bother Zim and Gaz when they are having some private time." Kae said. "Let's go this way."
"Ok, skool briefing." Kae looked at May. She looked just like a skool girl, with her little bunny poking it's head out of her backpak [I purposefully misspelled backpack, so it has the word 'Pak' in it. Get it?] "You are my cousin who is visiting from Washington. My name is Katelyn. You try not to say much, and don't draw any attention. If you need any help, Gaz should be in your class. Do as the teacher says. Your name is Maybelle, and your bunny is Cally. Any questions?"
"What is skool like, exactly?" Maybelle asked nervously.
"Like the Academy, only without the battle practice. Just don't act like an alien, and be careful. We can't afford for anyone to find us strange." Kae looked at the clock on her wall. "Come on, we have to go now. We're walking."
Katelyn and Maybelle walk to the Skool. "I already got you enrolled. You have to go to the Midle Skool. I'll be in the Hi Skool."
"Why?"
"You look too young to pass as a Hi Skooler." Kae looked up. "We're here. Go to room 58. Good luck."
Katelyn continued on her way to the Hi Skool. She felt something bruch against her leg. She looked down. Ris was there, with her cloaking device on. Katelyn couldn't see her, and neithor could Maybelle. "Ris, follow Cal and make sure she doesn't do anything to compromise the mission." Katelyn stood up and walked the rest of the way to her skool.
The day passed without interest. Katelyn and Maybelle came back to the base and Gir made them waffles.
They all chowed down.
Suddenly, Zim came running into the room. He huffed out his problem. "Gaz *huff* Battle simulator *huff* laser gun *huff* DOOM! *huff, huff, huff*"
"Complete sentances, Zim." Kae said. She took another bite of waffle.
Zim caught his breath and began the story. "Gaz was training in the battle simulator, but it was broken so-"
"Why's the battle simulator broken?" Kae asked.
"Gir was playing with it. Anyway, it couldn't make the holograms, so I let Gaz put on the Game Helmet, you know, the one that goes over your face and makes it seem like your in the game? Yea, that one. And Gaz put her Vampire Piggy Hunter game in, and while she was playing, she accidentally left the battle simulator. She has a real laser gun, and is headed this way!"
Kae almost choked on her waffle. Gaz thinking she's in a game, with a laser gun. Oh no.
Everyone's heads snapped sideways when they heard a crack. Gaz, with the Game Helmet still on and holding a laser gun, had kicked the door open.
"I've got you now, Vampire Piggies!" She snarled.
"RUN!" Kae and Zim shouted at the same time. Everyone scattered. Robots hid behind furniture, Irkens ran upstairs, and there was chaos.
A few minutes later, everyone sat in the destroyed living room. A large Resisty spaceship was crashed in the kitchen.
"Wow, that was an amazing battle!" May cried. "With Gaz shooting everywhere and everyone running, and then that ship started shooting at us and Gaz thought is was the Boss, or a Zombie Hog thing and everyone was yelling and then it exploded! It was awesome!" May was bouncing up and down. "Invaders are so amazing!"
Cal nodded.
Kae looked around the destroyed house. The only thing left standing was the front wall. "We'll need to clean this up." She said.
No one moved.
"Computer!" Zim shouted. "Clean this mess. I'm going to go check on that microwave experiment."
Zim walked over to the dented trash can and jumped down.
"Wait, microwave experiment? Zim! Stop! Remember what happened last time!" Kae ran after Zim.
With nothing else to do, the Invader-to-be and robots followed.
Me: I am going to give another prize to a lucky fan. The fan I have chosen today is...drum-roll...INVADERXxRath!
INVADERXxRath: Hi.
Me: I have a pre-chosen prize this time. You get, Minimoose for a day! holds up Minimoose
Minimoose: Squeak!
INVADERXxRath: Yea! grabs Minimoose Wait a minute, only for a day?
Me: Yup
INVADERXxRath: But Lilac Rose6 got to keep Gir for a week!
Me: Yes, but I know and semi-trust Lilac Rose6. I have no clue who you are. Plus, I need him for the next chapter. So, one day.
INVADERXxRath: But-
Lilac Rose6: Runs onto the stage I'm Back!
Me: What are you doing here? You were in the last chapter's author note. You're not supposed to be here.
Lilac Rose6: Oh well. I'm here.
Me: How did you get in?
Lilac Rose6: Gir let me in.
Me: Then how did you get past security?
Lilac Rose6: Uhhh... Goes into a flashback
Lilac Rose6 is crawling through an air duct. Suddenly, Gir jumps up out of nowhere.
Gir: Hiya Rosey!
Lilac Rose is so surprised she yelps and falls through the air duct. She stands back up and looks around. She is standing next to a door labeled 'Stage.'
Lilac Rose6: Oh, I'm here. That was easy.
End of flashback.
Me: Holds a walkie-talkie up to my mouth Sargent Rankle, post a secerty officer in the air duct from now on.
Sargent Rankle: Why?
Me: Because someone just got in through it.
Slab Rankle: Oh, ah, right away.
Me: Turns to Lilac Rose6 You can go now.
Lilac Rose6: But I like it here.
Me: Pulls out a small cylender device with a red button on it. Too bad. Pushes the button.
Lilac Rose6: A trap door in the floor below her opens up. She falls through. The door closes.
Me: Ok, now that that's settled, INVADERXxRath, enjoy your prize. Everyone else, please review. I will not post the next chapter until I get some more reviews. So come on, or you will never know the ending. SO REVIEW!