Note: This chapter takes place in another 6teen fanfic by DemonChild6 called "Never Again". I got permission a long time ago to use the author's OC, Reggie, in a fanfic (the original fanfic I would've used her for just went nowhere). All credit for the "Never Again" fanfic and its OC goes to DemonChild6.
Ch. 10
(6teen Mediaverse - Never Again fanfic)
The teleport sequence plays out and our heroes realize they are standing in a huge-ass mall.
Brian: Where are we now, Mall of America?
Stewie: I don't think so, because there's a Canadian flag hanging from the ceiling.
The device dings at Stewie.
Stewie: (looking at the device) This is 6teen, but apparently this Mediaverse isn't TV specific.
Brian: How do you know that?
Stewie: Because there's a small Robert Loggia on my screen trying to get me to click on a link...
Mini-Robert Loggia: (sounding like a mouse version of himself) Click the link, dammit! Click the F-in' link!
Stewie clicks the link.
Stewie: Oh, that explains it. We're in a 6teen fanfic called "Never Again." It was written by someone called DemonChild6. (starting to look annoyed) Wait a minute... (looks at the camera) Are you using this chapter to plug a story about lesbians?!
T-MAX X-H: Hey, it's not about that! I'll have you know that DemonChild6 is a very talented writer, and the story was very good!
Stewie: Are you saying it had nothing to do with lesbians?!
T-MAX X-H: No!
Stewie: I find that hard to believe...
Brian: I agree with Stewie on this one.
T-MAX X-H: Both of you can kiss my ass!
Stewie: Hey Brian, I just realized some stoner is staring at us...
Camera pans over to the usual meeting spot of the 6teen cast, where our favorite skater/stoner Jude is staring, wide-eyed, at Stewie and Brian from across the food court.
Jude: Whoa... Did anyone else just see that baby and dog appear in lightning?!
Nikki: I think you've been watching to many sci-fi movies again, Jude.
Jude: But I'm not stoned, bra. Well, maybe I am, but I see them right over there!
Stewie: What'd ya say we go over there and fuck with the stoner's mind?
Brian: I'd say fuck yeah to that.
Stewie and Brian walk over to the giant lemon stand where the 6teen cast is sitting. They walk right up to Jude, with the group looking baffled.
Stewie: (to Jude) Hey pothead... Have you ever seen a super smart talking baby before?
Brian: (grinning evilly) ...Or a talking dog?
Jude: (looking amazed) Whoaaaa... (to the group) You dudes believe me now?!
Nikki looks in shock at the talking dog and baby.
Nikki: Ok... We just crossed the border into weirdsville!
Jonsey: Cool! I could make a fortune showing these guys to the public, or even the high school!
Stewie: You wouldn't like our contractual demands... Or should I say, you couldn't afford them! (whispering) Canadian douchebag.
Reggie: I think the kid's cute, and he's definitely smarter than you, Jonsey.
Jonsey grumbles.
Brian: (noticing Reggie) Well, hello beautiful. What's your name?
Reggie: Reggie Valentino, and I'm already taken.
Brian: By who, might I ask?
Nikki: Me.
Brian: Oh I see, well - Whaaaaaaaaat?!
Jen: Took awhile for that plane to land, didn't it?
Stewie: Yes. Forgive Brian, as he is sometimes a little slow on the uptake, so to speak.
Brian: Who you calling slow, football head?!
Jude: Duuuude... That's what his head is shaped like!
Stewie: At least mine's got a superior brain housed within it! I bet your head is empty! Except for maybe some pot plants growing inside!
Jude: I don't get what he's saying, but he is sooooo cool to look at.
Jonsey: He's the kind of kid you'd see on National Inquirer!
Stewie: Ohhhh, you're the smartass, aren't you? If I decide to kill anyone here, you're going first!
Jonsey: Ok, the baby's starting to scare me! (hiding behind Nikki and Reggie)
Stewie: Hey bitch! I've got a name, you know!
Reggie: (sounding sweet) What's your name, little man?
Stewie: (sounding cool) The name's Stewie Griffin. (notices the guitar sitting by Reggie) Is that your guitar?
Reggie: Yes it is. I'm a musician and a singer.
Stewie: Well, I'm actually a bit of a singer too!
Reggie: Really? Have you done anything I might have heard?
Stewie: Well, I did do a cover of Bryan Adams' "Everything I Do" that I made into a music video. Would you like to see it?
Reggie: Sure.
Brian: Ugh... Stewie, are you really gonna show her that piece of garbage?
Stewie: SHUT UP, BRIAN! It's a damn good video! (brings up his device to the table) I put the video on this device. Check it out...
Stewie plays the music video for the group. (it's an actual music video from an episode of Family Guy, look it up for a laugh) The group has mixed reactions.
Stewie: Well, what did you all think?
Jude: Duuuuude... That was totally fucked up bro. I liked it!
Jonsey: That just cemented you in my mind as a screwed up little baby!
Nikki: It was definitely... original.
Reggie: ...I liked it, it's artsy and gutsy at the same time! And you have a good voice.
Stewie: Thanks, Reggie! It's nice to know someone here appreciates my work.
Brian: ...And there's the inflated ego.
Stewie: (in a low voice) Fuck you, Brian. Fuck you.
Jude: Duuuudes... I gotta get stoned with you two.
Stewie: Sorry, designated driver.
Brian: I'll smoke a bong with you.
-Cutaway-
Brian and Jude are sitting on a couch, Brian holding a bong and looking content, Jude holding his hat and looking paranoid.
Jude: Duuuude... They're trying to take my hat, bro.
Brian: Who's trying to take your hat?
Jude: Willem DaFoe and the clown from "IT."
DaFoe and Pennywise rise slowly from behind the couch. DaFoe prepares to grab the hat, when Brian spots him.
Brian: Hey Jude, you were right! (holding up the bong) Willem, you want a hit?
-Cutaway Ends-
Stewie: Well, that was inciteful. Well everyone, I'd love to stay, but Brian and I have to get going. We've got one more stop on our journey.
Reggie: Ohhhh... Well I hope you come back and visit us sometime.
Stewie: Not sure if I'd be able to. But, never say never. Come on Brian.
Stewie and Brian step away from the table, wave goodbye, and the Stewie presses the button to take them to their last destination.
Jude: Bye, bros. Those dudes were awesome! (Jude suddenly falls asleep)
Nikki: Well look at that... All that excitement tuckered our little Jude out.
-End Ch. 10-