A/N: Okay, here is the Goblin King as I promised. Enjoy!

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BELLA

Oh boy, Draco and I eventually had to come up for air and sustenance. When we did, reality came crashing back. It's funny how we can lose tract of the Real World when we are in our own world. Sarah is freaking out. I really mean freaking out. She does not want to give Jareth any kind of leverage on her. No worries, because between Draco and me and the Cullen family she will have more than enough support to get rid of him. Her freaking out has one funny side effect though. Jasper tries to calm her down, but her panic infects him. I know that it is mean of me, but I just think that it is hilarious.

Anyway, today is the day. Sarah will call the Goblin King here and we will negotiate. Now, I have only had a few, very brief, interactions with Jareth. If memory serves, he is very eccentric but mostly harmless as long as you remember not to let him have power over you. Sarah can usually handle him. I'm not exactly sure why the huge freak out this time. Well, maybe it is because she wants something from him. I mean that is really a first, besides the whole asking the goblins to take her little brother away of course.

"Ready?" I ask my friend. The Cullen family is hanging back because they really don't know what to expect.

"As I'll ever be, I guess," Sarah sighs. I stand near her. There is an empty place right in front of her that the drama king will likely use to make his entrance.

"Well, we are here," I reassure her.

"I wish that the Goblin King was right here, right now," Sarah looks like she is in pain and I can't say that I blame her from her stories though. A glittery cloud pollutes the room as a shadow forms itself into a man wearing the most ludicrous pants I have ever seen.

"You summoned, my dear?" he sounds more like a creeper than I remembered from before.

"Because that voice is not creepy at all," I state while I quirk an eyebrow at him.

"I believe I was talking to Sarah," even his huffy voice sounds gross.

"I have a question for you," Sarah takes a deep breath and starts off the negotiation.

"Then I have an answer for you," Jareth steps closer to Sarah and she steps back.

"Can you descry anything?" she might be sick after asking for his help, especially now that he is doing what I think is supposed to be his happy dance. It looks more like he is seizing while upright though.

"I can descry anything, or anyone, that I want to," he seems to feel like he has the upper hand.

"Dude, you use magic bubbles," Emmett booms out to remind the Goblin King of his hilarious methods.

"Thank you for that," Jareth is a little deflated.

"We would like to know if you could look in on the missing witches and wizards and see what is going on with them," Draco gets us back on track.

"I can, but why would I? I mean, what's in it for me?" he gives Sarah an appraising look.

"Not on your life, Jareth," she practically growls at him. Edward seems to be of the same mindset.

"Why must you always resistance my advances?" he seems genuinely confused about her stance. Poor bastard thinks that he's irresistible.

"First of all, you have no power over me and you just have to deal with that. Second, you are a bad guy despite your tortured attempts to make yourself believe otherwise. Third, you are completely ridiculous. Seriously, do you ever look in a mirror?" Sarah rants.

"Those are all beside the point, except the whole thing about me not having power over you. I could give you everything you ever wanted if you would just submit to me," who knew that Jareth could plead?

"It's not going to happen. Now, are you going to help us or not?" Sarah has hit the end of her patience.

"I repeat, what is in it for me?" Jareth is really pushing this, not that I am in the least bit surprised.

"How about the joy of doing something nice for the girl you claim to love?" Edward speaks up for the first time today. Sarah looks at him appreciatively and mouths a thank you at him. He is really protective of Sarah. I bet they would make a great couple. Well, it could go either way, I guess.

"Who brought you into this, kid?" Jareth sneers at his new competition for Sarah's attention, if not her heart.

"We did. Now if you are not going to be helpful then I will just have to wish you away," Sarah matches Jareth's tone for acid.

"You would not do such a thing," Jareth dismisses her threat as a bluff. That is a stupid move made by a stupid man.

"I think I saw owl feathers on my windowsill the other day. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?" Sarah has confused the vampires with this.

"Ummm…well, I…uh…" Jareth stammers. Sarah has really hit the nail on the head and left the otherwise eloquent Goblin King into a stuttering idiot.

ALICE

Okay, the Goblin King is way weird. I was not expecting all the glitter. Now he is helping us and I am completely flabbergasted as to how that happened. I was there and it still eludes me. It eludes all of my family actually. We are not stupid, not even Emmett who can be more of a giant toddler at times. There is no way that things ended up the way that they did. And yet, here Jareth is, working with us. The good part about that is that I can see him for some reason. That is, I have visions with him in them. The weird part about that is that I can see him while he is descrying the future of other supernatural beings that I normally cannot see.

A/N: Thanks for reading. Review if you please! What did you think of the Goblin King?