ACT 1, SCENE 9
Christine: No...
Raoul: Well, he's not rea- wha? You don't know about him?
Christine: No... Raoul, have you been eating chili before dinner again?
Raoul (with shifty eyes): Maybe... Well, hypothetically, lets say there is this phantom dude your obsessed with!
Christine: Okay! OMGOMGOMG! DIDITELLUABOUTTHISGUYI'MOBSESSE DWITH? OMGOMGOMG! HE'SUBERPWNAGE! I 3HIM!!!1!!!1!!11!!! 1 L1K3 S0 707411Y 7-1/\/K U2 4 UB3R N00B! H3 PWN3D U!!! W00T4G3!!!
Raoul: Uhh... could you please be obsessed with him without the computer lingo?
Christine: W-47 1S 4 c0/\/\put32? W3'23 1/\/ l1k3, t-3 1800's.
Raoul: Whatever! Let's just argue!
Christine: L3t's n0t!
Raoul: Let's!
Christine: L3t's n0t!
Raoul: Well, too bad! We already are!
Chrstine: -3y, w3'23 4t t-3 r00f!
Raoul: Now lets sing lovey-dovey! BUT NOT IN 1337!
Christine: Ita Vero! (Latin for "yes")
Raoul: In english.
Christine: But we're in france.
Raoul: No, we're in paris!
Christine: It doesn't make a difference! Just do it in english!
Raoul: Hey, that's my line!
Christine: Oh, sorry.
Raoul: It doens't make a difference! Just do it in english!
Christine: But its france! I only know french!
Raoul: No, you know english! You are speaking it right now!
Christine: Sumne? ("I am?")
Raoul: (Rubs temples) Let's just sing!
Chrstine: Ita Vero! (latin for "yes")
Raoul: In engl- Oh, whatever!
(Raoul and Christine start singing, with subtitles for Christine. Then they jump off the roof and the Phantom comes out of a statue)
Phantom: Well, I love Christine, but she loves Raoul, so I guess I can't win. At least i tried!
Director: HOW ABOUT U USE THE LINES UR SUPPOSED TO USE?
Phantom: Fine! (starts to sing All I Ask of you reprise) YOU WERE CURSED THE DAY YOU DID NOT DO ALL THAT THE PHANTOM ASKED OF YOU!!!!!! (Phantom runs towards one of the statues, and trips and falls off the building. Unlike Christine/Raoul, who somehow were saved, the Phantom died)
Director: AUDITION TIME! (A bunch of people dressed as asparagus runs into room Uhh... wrong movie...) I think...
Audience: I thought this was a play!
(Director looks behind him and sees audience)
Director: Hey! U gotta have passes to be back here!
Audience: But this is a play!
(Director and Audience start to fight, which lasts all through intermission! INTERMISSION! YAY!)
Yay! I went until intermission! Oh, and don't miss that, when I get around to updating it! It will have a new character, some popcorn, and the never-ending orchestra pit of doom! Yay!