I awoke in my bed. What a strange dream. What a long dream too. Oh my gosh! It's already eight o'clock! I spent all night reading fanfictions and now I'm late for my first day at my new school. While grabbing breakfast, I tell my parents goodbye and head out the door.

I see a couple walking on the sidewalk. Holy shit! It looks like the...what was her name? Tofu-CHAN and Phillipe-KUN walking. I quickly go up to them.

"Do...do you like tofu?" I ask timidly.

"No, I never had it. What are you, insane?" She stares back at me.

I turn to the boy and ask, "Is your name Phillipe?"

"No." They walk past me, and begin laughing. It's so strange, they look EXACTLY like them. I shake it from my head and dash to school.

Despite my waking up late, I arrive at school with time to spare. I roam around, trying to find people I could hang out with. I spot an Asian girl twirling a frisbee around her finger. Oh wow...she looks...just like Sushi-CHAN. Perhaps, she will be my friend.

"Um, hello." I say. She looks up at me with a confused look.

"Yeah?"

"Do you like sushi?"

"That's a little stereotypical. Are you racist?" The girl got up and left. This is not going well.

When school started, I went into my homeroom. There are saw many people from my dream. This is all too weird.

"Is uh, Janet here?" My teacher was taking attendance.

"Hai!" I shouted. "Ah, gomen! I MEAN, DAMMIT!" I slammed my foot in the ground. What was happening to me?

"Janet, go to detention."

I went into detention and sat down. This was so weird. Why was my fanfiction dream, almost coming true? I hear the door open. Everyone who looked like a character in my dream came in. I was shocked.

"What do you guys want?" I questioned.

"We have had the dream...just like you...Kuro-CHAN." The Sakura-CHAN look alike.

I leaped out of my chair, making it fall over.

"WHAT CAN WE DOOOOOOOOOOOO?" The Curry-CHAN look alike screamed in agony.

I thought for awhile, but then got an idea. "Well...we get dreams after reading fanfiction, correct?" They all nodded. "And we wake up when our character dies, correct?" They all nodded. "So, in order to beat these fangirls...we have to read fanfiction, fall asleep, and try to die, correct?" They all nodded.

"So tonight, we go home and read fanfiction and fall asleep and try to die?" The Ramen-CHAN look alike asked.

"Well, yeah. I don't think the fangirls are going to want to die though. So they might be tough."

But, we all thought that we should try.

After school, I went home and quickly started reading as much fanfiction as I could. I was on the Naruto section when my sister passed my room with a big bowl of popcorn.

"Hey, can I have some?" I asked her nicely.

"No! If you're hungry...eat your heart!" She stuck her tongue out at me.

I fainted from shock, hitting my head on the floor...and falling into a deep sleep...