Guys i will be updating faster, p-pfft..

Lets rephrase that.

Hopefully, i could update faster. I will have summer classes and...

No i didn't fail... Its summer lessons about sex-ed and i'll be the teacher. Hahahaha! Just kidding.

Im slightly baby-sitting and i'm hoping i could blaze a child like this. Its my cousin

I mean raise.

Shit. My plan got revealed.

So i hope i can really update like... Everyday... But that's impossible. For me.

And i'm getting confused where the hell this story is going.

I have a chapter list of this story until the end and when i saw it when i was pooping. (i use gadgets when i poop). I thought.. "what the fuck is this title all about? I have no memory of this!"

I seriously forgot what the hell it is all about. And i just have to think of something that is related to the title of this chapter. And i think i will have to revise some because it's clearly nonsense!

What the fuck is with the "heaven and earth" title like are they going to do a stage play or whatever. I remember some but i forgot almost half of it!

This chapter is freshly made. Its not planned and i just had to think of something that is relevant to the title...

Please enjoy or i will murder your family.

May contain some grammatical mistakes and spelling errors.

I do not own katekyo hitman reborn.

And i think i'll be putting flashbacks or whatever... Or i'll insert the ending of the previous story so no one forgets what happened before. I cannot blame all of you for forgetting this story because i too forgot what this is all about. I cant deny it :/

I feel like my story is gonna be rated m because of this one.

Ponds and knives

By xxdarkdestroyerxx

Chapter 8: Lost

When belphegor slowly let his hands go down, he saw fran giving him a heart-shaped box. "and this is... For saving me before..." fran said in a low but still monotonous voice. "Think of it as an act of gratitude."

Belphegor reached for the box and watched fran's retreating back.

He waited for fran to reach his bedroom before he slowly mumbled, "silly frog... Its valentine's day today" and he blushed as he ate the chocolates inside of it.

And he didn't know why he blushed.

Int-fran's room

"hmmm...hmm~" fran hummed as he rummaged through his bag for he was searching for his phone. Suddenly, he felt something unusual in his bag. He lifted it up to see what it was.

It was revealed to be a heart-shaped box. Fran looked at it and questioned its existence. "i am sure that i already gave you to bel-senpai..."

His eyes widened a fraction as he realized that the one he gave to his senior was the one with the laxative that was given to him by his mother when he said he was having stomach ache; his mother said it was just a shit that can't go out. But fran did not want to drink tea so his mother made some chocolates that contains...

A lot of laxatives.

"shit!" fran hissed as he quickly ran where he believed belphegor was.

Fran sweated nervously and slightly hoped that belphegor did not eat it.

But the dark corners of his mind was hoping he would eat it. It was just considered as a revenge for what his senpai did to him on chapter 2.

Int- kitchen

"senpai!" he called out. "i know you are dumb but please dont-" fran was cut off when he saw his senpai sprawled on the floor while the almost empty box of chocolate was on the table.

"guuuh..." belphegor choked on his saliva while he was trying his best to move.

"senpai! I know you are not okay, maybe you should shit." fran said, trying to help his senpai but with the tone of his voice, it just turns out to be an insult.

"s-s-stu...[inhales breath] p...[hissing from pain]...id... F[inhales again] r-r...og." belphegor tried to stand up but he was too weak to do so. "w-why... W-hy wo...uld you do... [hiss] this...?"

Fran looked at him with an emotionless façade. "i didn't mean to... I- i just..." he reasoned out. "it got switched because the packaging were too similar..."

Belphegor looked at him with pained eyes. "f-fr[hiss]an... Y-you... A-are dumb..." he said as his face scrunched up.

Fran searched the kitchen for first aid box and when he found it, he got some water and he hurriedly got back to bel. He let belphegor lay on his lap as he made him drink the medicine.

"i know senpai, i know... Sssshhhhh..." fran comforted bel. "sssshut the fuck up..." he hushed as he put the medicine on belphegor's mouth.

When bel finished drinking the medicine, he called, "f-fran..."

"i-i hate... [agonized breath]you..." he mumbled as he closed his eyes and began to sleep. All the pain were enough to drain all his energy and put him into sleep.

Fran princess-carried bel to his room as he whispered, "i hate you too, senpai." to bel's ear.

He laid bel's body on the bed as he mumbled a low and husky, "karma, bitch."

And he got out of his senior's room

In-morning_house

Fran knocked on his senior's door; "senpai, i know you can't get out of the washroom, should i leave you behind?" he asked.

There was no answer so Fran decided to open the door, and yes, it was unlocked. "senpai, i am coming in."

Fran was welcomed with empty-ness. He looked over again to find his senpai but he failed to see him.

"senpai!" fran called out, still no response.

"seeeeeenpaaaai!" he called once again. He was getting tired of calling his senior and decided to just leave.

"wherever you are senpai, i don't care. I'm leaving." he said as he walked towards the door.

He suddenly heard a loud groan in the bathroom and he stopped. He walked towards the bathroom door and held the handle.

"senpai, if you are there please press 5." he called out.

[toot]

"oh, why are you resting your disgusting carcass there, senpai?" he teased as he slowly turned the knob to unlock the door.

Belphegor quickly got behind the door so fran couldn't open it. "f-frog...! D-don't o[hiss] pen!" he shouted as he tried to take any agonizing breath he could.

Fran let go of the knob. "okay then senpai... I'm leaving because that's what you said." he informed.

Belphegor punched the door, "i n-never... S-s[gaah]...[heeehhh]aid... Y...o[aaahh]u... To le...[aaarrgghh]...eave..."

Fran rolled his eyes, "senpai, i'm going to be late because of your stupidness." he scoffed.

Belphegor growled in a weak way, "s-stupid... [haaah] frog... Who-..whose fault do you think this is?! [agonized scream]" he growled. "at.. Le[aaggh]ast have a conscience!"

Fran sighed, "i know i am the one at fault but you have a contribution too." he said. "you ate almost all of it. It's because of your gluttony that this happened to you."

Belphegor clicked his tongue, "can't... You just... A-apolo-[aaaghhh] gize?" he spoke.

Fran sighed again, "okay, senpai. I am sorry..." he apologized in a polite manner, for him. But because of his voice, it just sounded so sarcastic that it's so annoying.

"s-stup...pid... Fr-frog." bel said as he hissed in pain.

"senpai, if you want me to help you, let me in." fran said. "did you drink your medicine?"

"wh-what... [haaaahhh]... Is... E-even... [guh]... M-my... Medicine?" bel asked while groaning in pain.

"I thought i left you the bacillus clausii* last night?" fran asked. "its the one in the tube..."

Belphegor made a thinking noise, "h-huh...? D-[hiss] did... Y-you... Mean... T-th...e one... Be-b[guh] eside... T-th..ee [aahhh]... La...la[haahhh]mp?" he asked.

fran walked over to the bedside table and inspected it, soon later, he made a monotonous gasp. "Senpai, you disgusting being... What you're talking about is this rectal thermometer. Why do you have such things?"

Belphegor gasped, "i-i... [guuuhh] didn't... K-know..[aaaggghhh] such t-thing...s... E-exist!" he reasoned out.

"senpai, you disgust me. Don't talk to me." fran said as he slowly walked towards the door.

Belphegor quickly pulled his pants on, afraid that he will have to go to school without a companion in this state of him. With trembling hands, he quickly pulled the zipper and because of his clumsiness, his [***] was caught in the zipper.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" belphegor shouted.

Echo of bel's voice: [UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK!]

Fran covered his ears to prevent it from further damage. After he deemed it's safe for the ears, He ran towards the bathroom door and knocked. "senpai! Senpai...! What happened to you?" he asked.

"F-frog... [cries]... I.. I was..." he stuttered. The pain was unbearable, it was like his [***] was being split in half. He felt like his whole body was being torn apart. Now he knew what real pain is. "m-my... [***] w-was... Ca-caught..." he said while crying over the immense pain.

Fran made a face of pity. He imagined the pain and it made him cringe. Being caught in the zipper was the third most painful things on earth, the second was being kicked in the balls and the first was probably birth-giving.

"s-senpai..." he called out. "d-do you need any help?" even though he is a little bitch, he clearly has his good samaritan side. He knew that his senpai was in a lot of pain, considering he also has a severe stomach ache. He wanted to help his senior so much even though the exchange of it is that his innocence will diminish. Sacrifices need to be done. The world is not fair.

"F-fran..." belphegor managed to call out. "p-promise... n-not... T-to tell... An[cries from pain]...yone..." he pleaded.

Fran knew how bel is suffering, so he nodded and muttered a low and concerned but still monotonous, "yes..."

"senpai, come out of there... So i can help you." fran's voice was softer than his usual monotone voice.

Belphegor knew that he could trust fran, no, he should trust fran. There were no other people in the room, fran is his only hope. If he didn't seek for any help, it will surely bleed and that's not nice. He knew too well that if anyone walked in on them, he will be in jail. But he was in intense pain, fran offered for help and he certainly needs help.

With unsure and trembling hands, belphegor turned the knob and opened the door. He walked out of it with his hands covering his [***] while walking as if he was on pogo stick. Fran was just standing in front of him with an indifferent expression. But he can see in Fran's eyes that he cared.

"Fran..." he called out for the younger.

"senpai..." Fran responded. He looked at his senpai's face and he clearly knew that the other male was in pain. "S-show... Me.. Or I won't be able to help you..."

Belphegor looked at Fran with thankful eyes, even though the other cannot see them, as he questioned; "are you sure?"

Fran averted his look, "it's hard on me too..." he said with a soft tone. "but i'm willing to give up my innocence because it's partially my fault that you are going through such pain..." he has now the thing they called 'conscience'.

"t-thank... G-god you... [aaahhh] got i-it... Now... Kid..." he said thankfully. "i-[kuh] i owe y..yo...u. T-this... T-ti-time." he then showed the younger his [***]

fran did not react at all. He encountered so many [***] and [...] before. But this was his first time doing it out of the hospital he volunteered to go to. He was feeling extremely awkward. He didn't know why. He already handled a [...] that has a trichomonias vaginalis*. It was just that this time, its very different. He's nervous and he's scared. He was not supposed to feel this awkward because clearly, he also has a [***].

Fran kneeled down in front of his senpai for better leverage. He could now clearly see that a large amount of skin was caught in the zipper. And according to him, there is a chance that there's a flesh caught up in it too. he inspected the [***] for him to know what to do with this case.

Fran stared intently at belphegor's [***], making bel feel awkward. It is so awkward that he wanted to hide it then curl himself in a ball. It is not that it's small, in fact it's quite enormous than normal [***], he was feeling awkward because this situation would be so hot in so many ways but it just happened to be in a wrong time, place, and occasion. And it's Fran that is staring at his [***], an underage snarky brat. He might really go to jail if someone walked into them.

Fran looked at bel and asked; "do you have gloves?"

Belphegor looled at him with questioning look, "what.. Do.. You need t-them...for?" the pain in his stomach is not subsiding, but it is not his top priority, its his [***] stuck in the zipper.

Fran looked at him in a serious way, "i need it for holding your [***]. i don't want to hold it bare-handedly."

"i...i-it's in t-the s-second... Dr-drawer...b-bedsi...side... Tab-bl-e..." belphegor said. "th-the f-face m-mask... Is... A-also... The[hiss]re."

"got it." fran said as he walked over to the bedside table. He opened the drawer and miraculously, he found it easily. Belphegor can be sometimes organized with his stuff.

"senpai." fran called out as he kneeled in front of belphegor again. "anything that i do here is because of medical purposes, got it?" he said.

"i-i... K-know... Y-yo..ou... Stup-pid...f-frog..." bel hissed. "h-hurr..y up... I- i need t-to t-tak..e a s-hit.."

"don't rush, senpai..." fran said. "i'm going to hold it, okay?" he asked.

Belphegor covered his face, "h-h[aagghh]urry... U..up.."

"I don't care if you get aroused by this, take care of yourself later." fran said. "i am already 30 minutes late for school."

"wh-hy d..do..d-o y-ou.. Th-think... [meow] i..I'll ge-get... Ar-aroused i-in... Th-this... Situa-ation?" bel said nodded. Fran did not make any comments as he slowly grabbed belphegor's [***] which made bel gasp in shock. He was shy to admit this but he is a virgin. Fran then held his senior's pant's zipper.

"are you ready?" fran asked, his voice being muffled by the mask he was wearing. "it's gonna hurt but it's not going to bleed."

Belphegor just nodded and bit on his pinky finger.

Fran slowly pulled the skin and the zipper apart, which made bel scream a little.

It took about 5 minutes to actually save half of the skin that was in the zipper.

To their luck, when the last one millimeter of skin was taken off, the door flew open, revealing their friends.

Gokudera was first to appear, "yo, knife-freak! Weren't you a little weak that you skipped school just from a stomach ache?" he said as he laughed. "by the way, Fran. Nice going there!" he yelled as he opened his smiling eyes. He was shocked on the sight before him. He gasped and covered his eyes.

"ahahaha...gokudera you... EEEHHH?!" yamamoto was cut off when he laid his eyes on the sight before them. It was so shocking that he froze and quickly put his hands on his ears to cover it.

"hahahaha..." nervously laughed tsuna. "what happened to you, gu-HIIIIIIEEEEEEE!" tsuna shouted for he was shocked on what lays before them. He was so shocked that he put his hands on his mouth to cover it.**

They all froze, no one is moving, no one is breathing. They stayed in that position for what seemed like hours.

Since belphegor froze and he has no control over his body, he let out a small but deadly fart.

Everything is lost... Will he able to recover it again?

つづく。。。

What the fuck did i just write?

But seriously...?

I am so fucked up right now i don't even know why did i even write that.

I am so sorry there is no fanservice in this chapter. Heck, there's not even a tiny... 0.00001 percent of romance shown in this!

I dont know if anyone of you considered the zipper part as fanservice but that's completely fucked up.

Promise romance on the next chapter. PROOOOOOOMMMIIIIISE!

*its a medicine for stomach aches. Its actually good. I use it often.

** an imitation of the three wise monkeys. See no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil. Actually it's four, the fourth one is admit no evil but i dont know what happened to that monkey.

Now i know why the hell people kept on forgetting what the hell this is all about. Its because its so random and there's no evident plot or what fuck character development. Ultra ultra romance gonna be on the half of this story. Probably... Aggghhh... I dont really know.

I know that this fanfic is gonna be ultra long. And this fanfic is the LOOOONGEST fanfic i've ever written so no guarantee that i'll ever gonna fucking write the plot on the first few chapters.

Its chapter 8 now and this still has no fucking plot.

I have an explanation but i too am not convinced with it.

I have written chapter list of this story. Its over 60 or 50 or 40 whatsoever.(still editing chapter names)

And as i remember, i planned on putting the dilemmas on chapters 20 or 15. The greatest trials would be in the last few chapters. Humorous till the end? Hahaha... Nope. Get ready to damage your feels.

Just kidding... I dont think i will able to write angst or hurts/comfort whatever... Tragedy lalalala... But i will try to damage yer feels. I wrote one... ONE story about feels and... Its kinda good. But oh well... I will try again.

Oh to guest, thankyou for thy review. Yup. Slightly. Cos i've read some doujins with similar happenings like that one so i dont know which one.

Please review...

My author's notes are considered as long as stories, i think? This is the fastest update i've ever done.