A/N: sorry it took so long to update, I've been really kind of busy, so I didn't have much time to focus on fanfics...
I HAD TO GET THAT PROJECT DONE FOR C.A.T!
Disclaimer: I do not own Toriko or Naruto.
Note: Sani is an asshole.
Chapter 10: the bitch from hell...
Three weeks ago, May started deciphering the spell. Now, May sat in the living room, glaring at the wall, arms folded across her chest.
The Akatsuki were hiding.
Lemme tell you why...
Its May's birthday AND her period began. So in other words they have one moody bitch in the house.
Komatsu was in the kitchen, baking a cake, Sani sat as far away from May as possible, Toriko was outside, because of the heavy dose of hormones that May gave off and Coco was squashed under May's butt.
Why did the Akatsuki hide?
Well, you see...
They had a terrible no horrible experience with May and her period when she was in their world.
Now wait woah stop right there!
How did she go to the Narutoverse and get back without the spell?
Easy.
Some dumbass god thought it was a good idea and sent her there. Dumbass.
Anyway, back to the scenario.
Coco huffed, having failed multiple times to get the bitch off his stomach. He pushed her sideways, only resulting in her sitting on his pelvis, which wasn't such a good idea. Now Coco was stuck with May on his... Yano... And his... Yano... Was getting harder by the minute.
May jumped up, suddenly happy as a canary and started singing 'dem bones'. Tobi/ Madara bounced downstairs and joined her in dancing and singing.
"Dem bones, dem bones, dem dancing bones.
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dancing bones.
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dancing bones.
Doin' the skeleton dance.
The foot bone's connected to the leg bone. [Points to their foot, then their lower leg.]
The leg bone's connected to the knee bone. [Points to their lower leg, then their knee.]
The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone. [Points to their knee, then their thigh.]
Doin' the skeleton dance.
The thigh bone's connected to the hip bone. [Points to their thigh, then their hip.]
The hip bone's connected to the backbone. [Points to their hip, then their back.]
The backbone's connected to the neck bone. [Points to their back, then their neck.]
Doin' the skeleton dance.
Shake your hands to the left.
Shake your hands to the right.
Put your hands in the air.
Put your hands out of sight.
Shake your hands to the left.
Shake your hands to the right.
Put your hands in the air.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle,
wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle,
wiggle, wiggle...wiggle your knees.
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dancing bones.
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dancing bones.
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dancing bones.
Doin' the skeleton dance!"
The two fell on the floor laughing. Then May sat up and started crying. "Oh for the love of- ITACHI, SHE'S CRYING AGAIN!" Madara yelled.
Itachi sighed and walked downstairs. He sat next to her and hugged her. Sani stared at the girl. "First she's grumpy, then she's like a three year old, now she's depressed... Tha' is jus' weird."
"Its her period, numbskull." Kisame said.
"Is he still edible? Don't say that!" Zetsu clapped his hands over his mouth. "You were thinking it too... No I wasn't!"
"..." Sani stared at the weird creature arguing with himself. "..."
"Cake's done!" Komatsu called from the kitchen.
All of the sudden, May stopped crying and turned bitchy. "Is it even good?" She sneered and stood up. Then she turned happy again and jumped around like a moron about the cake, clapping her hands like a retarded seal. "Ooh! I want some! I want some!"
The next day, May was back to normal, but she was still a little moody. She kept snapping at Coco for no reason. Poor guy.
Anyway, Itachi explained how May's period worked... "The first day, she's completely impossible, the next she's fine."
"Oh... That explains the skeleton dance then..." Teppei said.
May was later seen sitting outside, enjoying the sunlight, deciphering the rest of the spell, while everyone else was inside, watching TV.
Something moved in the forest that caught May's attention. Her eyes scanned the forest ahead. When she couldn't see anything, she stood up and went to go see. "May, where are you going?" Coco asked.
"Check something." She said, walking towards the forest.
May had a bad feeling about something, her head was screaming at her to run and hide, but it just peaked her curiosity even more. The bushes moved again, May froze for a second, waiting for whatever it was to jump out and attack.
"Hullo?" She asked, her right hand already shaking.
"MAY! GET INSIDE!" Toriko yelled. The girl didn't listen, she just stared into the forest, searching, waiting for the creature with that strange presence to appear.
"MAYHEM!" Coco and Pein yelled, trying to get her attention.
The bushes rustled again. May took another step forward, halfway to the forest by then.
Tobi had to hold in a scream. Toriko snarled and Coco turned purple.
The thing that was in the forest walked out to greet May. "Thats-" Toriko, Coco, Teppei and Sani stared wide eyed at the strange creature, now approaching the black haired girl.
"MAY!"
This is probably the shortest chapter I've written for this story!
Haha anyway, reviews, likes, favorites and follow all you guys like, chapter 11 will be up sooner than you think!
I had a brainstorm!
Preview for chapter 11:
I stared at the creature walking towards me, not able to hear the shouts and yells from the others at the house. I couldn't move as I was staring in amazement at the creature.