Disclaimer: I don't own any of the SOA characters that may be mentioned in the following songs. They are the property of Kurt Sutter and FX and I make no money from these stories. Nor do I own any of the songs in these chapters, except for the made up bits. Hopefully you will like them.

Stahl's Xmas Carol

She's kind and generous to the sick.

She'd never spread a nasty rumour.

She never gets on peoples wick

and doesn't laugh at toillette humour.

Stahl, Stahl.

She's sickenly good.

Stahl, Stahl.

As nice as xmas pud.

Yea Right!