A/N: Hi there. How ya doin'? Um...yeah, so fanfiction deleted like, three of my stories because of my not really reading the guidelines and being ignorant of that pesky little no-scripts rule...heh heh...so, yah. Putting the rest of it up ALL AT ONCE! Lucky you guys.

Chapter 9: In which nothing much happens.

BACK AT…YOU KNOW. THAT PLACE.

JAVERT: …Hello? Is anyone there? Anyone? Hey, National Guard guys? Could you, like, untie me? I'm a good guy, I swear!

LOL THOSE COMMERCIALS WERE HILARIOUS—oh, you're back. And so are we, apparently!

#10: Offer to give them a preview of the next chapter.

A/N: Hey, if you review, I'll send you the beginning of the next chapter!

(I actually will, I suppose…and I didn't make that one funny because if I liked a fic and somebody said that, I would review to get a preview!)

ONE MORE PIECE

ONE MORE CHAPTER

ONNNNNNE CHAAAAAAAAAAAPTER MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!