Ten Things a Shinobi Should Never Say the First Date
Summary: The final installment of the Ten Things List of all the things Shinobi Should Never Say on the First Date. Thank you for reading!
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A/N: Final installment. At the end I will review all the phrases, so you can take notes if you need to (lol) thanks for reading. My favorite absolute favorite Naruto paring!
Shikamaru/Ino
Ten Things to Never Say on the First Date:
10. "You should never wear that dress ever again."
Shikamaru Nara was finally able to convince Ino Yamanaka that they should go on a date. It took a lot of effort to get her to agree, like he had to actually get up off his lazy ass and actually go up and talk to her. Of course Ino agreed and was excited, since she hadn't been on a date in a while was glad to go out.
The pair would meet in the park and then head out to dinner after that. Shikamaru felt it was his duty as the gentleman to get something for Ino, but since she already owned a flower shop, it seemed silly to get her flowers, so he decided chocolates instead. His father was rather impressed with his genius son and slapped him on the back the night of the date.
Ino was late, having forgotten where she left her nice shoes, but Shikamaru didn't seem to mind, until she actually arrived. The dress Ino had decided to get herself was a very short red dress that was tight fitting and had one sleeve. She looked beautiful, but the dress was a distraction. Shikamaru felt himself blush, as he couldn't help but look down as he spoke to her.
"G-Good evening," he managed, Ino smiling and taking the chocolate he shoved into her hands, trying to look away. Ino didn't seem to notice how strange he was acting and only worsened the problem by getting closer, trying to get Shikamaru to look at her.
"Shikamaru? What's wrong?"
"Uh…" he was now looking right down the dress, and hadn't meant to. She looked back at him with one eye as the other was hidden behind her long blonde hair and he swallowed quickly.
"Shikamaru?" Ino asked again, putting a slender hand to his head and he felt her pressing against him and he blushed even more. The dress was making him nervous, Ino wasn't. She had always been so beautiful, but now she looked it even more, it was kind of scary. So of course the intelligent Shikamaru Nara voiced his plea for her to never wear the dress again. However, the manner on which he voiced this opinion sounded like an insult.
"You should never wear that dress ever again."
Ino went quiet and he seemed to notice that he was in trouble. It was one swift blow and he was tumbling over the park bench, Ino yelling and ranting as she stormed off. It was not an hour later before Kiba discovered him, whom had asked was he was sleeping in the bushes and if his head was all right, since it looked like he was bleeding.
- And so ends the list. The overall list will be posted as a sort of epilogue, so you can take the nessecary notes. Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed it! .
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