Ed's Game
A/N: Ten chapters later, I still don't own it, you know it, ah-uh, ah-uh. Oh yeah, raise the don't-own-it roof!
Chapter 10: Ed-isode 10!
"Sir Davios Nutwig," Edd read on a paper that he held as he looked at a gallery of inventions. "Inventor of over ten thousand inventions, he was knighted by the King of Sirius in the year ten hundred AD," Edd read. As he looked at the inventions, he noticed that none of them featured a wheel at all. "Interesting… Are there any wheels in this society?" he asked, seeing a sewing machine that had no wheel to turn.
"Wheels? What is a wheel?" a Siriun asked. It was an employee.
"You don't know what a wheel is??!!" Edd yelled in shock. "It's the simplest invention in the Universe!" he yelled. "It's a circle basically. It turns," he explained when the Siriun stared at him like he was crazy.
"Never heard of it. I don't think it exists," the Siriun said. "I've never seen a life form like you. What species are you?" he asked, noticing that Edd wasn't Yanaban.
"I'm a Human," Edd said. "We hail from the planet Earth," he added.
"Earth?" the Siriun asked. "Never heard of the place. Maybe it's recently added to the Galacti-map," he said. "I'll take you there," he added, slithering off towards a dark room. Edd followed, and walked in. Suddenly, a holo-map of the entire galaxy appeared.
"Ah, yes, here it is," Edd said, pointing at a star. The holograph changed to a map of that solar system. It showed the blockade of the system even.
"Interesting, it's blockaded," the employee said. "You didn't break through the blockade, did you?"
"Um, no, not at all," Edd said, smiling nervously. The Siriun eyed him.
"Your lying," he said. He swiftly pulled out a device not entirely unlike a walkie-talkie. "We have a Block-Buster here from Earth! He is human! Find any other Humans like him and arrest them!" he yelled into the walkie-talkie type thing.
Edd realized what was happening, and burst out the door of the room and towards an emergency exit. They'd never close the emergency exits, Edd thought as he ran towards it. A guard was behind him, slithering towards him. "GAH!" he yelled, bursting out the emergency exit. "Oh snaps," he muttered, as a police force surrounded him on the outside. That was the last thing he remembered before blacking out…
A Street on Sirius
The Kankers were walking, looking around. "This place is boring," Marie said, as they walked down a street; houses on both sides. Suddenly, they noticed that there was a group of Siriuns behind them… Armed with weapons.
"Halt with your hands up, Humans," the Siriun Police-group leader said coldly. "Or we'll have to shoot," he said.
"We don't want to, though," Another policeman said. "We're supposed to keep peace," he said.
"We're surrounded, girls," Lee said. "Lets just do what he says," she said, putting her hands in the air. The other Kankers did the same, and the police forced them to march towards the jail.
Siriun State Park
Nazz, Eddy, and Ed were walking in the park, Ed singing "K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" the whole time, annoying Nazz and Eddy. They didn't do anything though, as they were trying to talk. "So, what was it like to fly it actually?" Nazz asked, as they walked happily.
"It was fun," Eddy said. "You get a sense of excitement, you know," Eddy exclaimed, before he saw the Siriun State Police force making Sarah and Jimmy march. They also saw Kevin and Rolf by the two younger kids, before noticing Jonny also. "What in the world?" Eddy asked, before him and Nazz ran over to the scene.
"More Humans, sir!" a policeman said, before their raised their guns. "Get infront of the line and march, Humans," he said.
"What did we do, officer?" Nazz asked confused.
"You broke through the blockade around Earth," the leader said. "Now, get up there and march!"
"Ye-ye-yesir!" Eddy said, as the three dashed in front of the group.
"We're under arrest for what we did, Eddy?" Ed asked in confusion as they marched.
"Shut it, Ed. We're going to get out probably," Eddy said, as they marched on.
Siriun Shipbuilder's Landing Pad Number Twelve
Zar was watching the repairs of the ship, bored. "When will they finish?" he asked himself, before deciding to go looking for Eddy. As he walked into the main city of Siriun V, he noticed that there was a large group of Siriun Policemen in an organized space. He walked over to them. "Officer, what's happening?" he asked one of them, walking by him.
"We're arresting some humans that broke through the Earth blockade," he explained. "Hey… Didn't your species blockade them?" he asked.
Hell no, Zar thought, before lying. "Yes, officer. I think they took me hostage," he said, before Eddy heard his voice.
"Ed, I hear Zar saying we took him hostage," Eddy said, realizing what was going on.
"Zar? Trust me, Human, there's no intergalactic criminal near us besides you guys," the police officer said. "You can leave, civilian," he said to Zar, who promptly walked off.
"THAT WAS ZAR! HE GOT US OFF EARTH!" Eddy yelled in protest. A blast hit him in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious.
"We'll do the same to anyone that doesn't cooperate," an officer said, holding a smoking plasma-rifle.
"YOU KILLED HIM!" Nazz yelled in horror, before another blast hit her in the head.
"End hostilities," the police leader said, coldly. "Stun though, not kill," he said, before six more blasts were heard.
"I'll miss them," Zar said, shaking his head, and walking off towards another shuttle pad. He was going to steal himself a ship, and get off this, in his opinion, damned moon. And maybe get away from the humans. Sure he could kill them, but they weren't going anywhere soon, he thought. Besides, he had some business to finish on the moon Telorn…
Telorn Crime Ring
A piggish slug-like creature sat on a chair, laughing. It was Solla, a male Sull from the planet Sullia, orbiting the star known as "Alpha Centauri" on Earth. It spoke in a strange alien tongue resembling that of a lot of noise sounding like a pig and a slug's slithering at the same time. More along the lines of a squelching sound actually. Possibly a slurp sound instead. If you translated what it said to Galacti-Speak (The main speech of the galaxy. Referred to as English on Earth) it would have said, "Very good, very good! Possibly the best I've seen from you!"
Of course, you'd have to know what exactly had been happening there to understand. A band was playing for Solla's entertainment, as he laughed with some minions of him. Solla were a Crime Lord. In fact, Ed would have related him to a Hutt in Star Wars. Possibly even Jabba the Hutt. In fact, he was expecting some entertainment Jabba would have had in Star Wars to arrive soon.
He laughed some more as a friend, or maybe a minion, and him exchanged jokes…
Siriun State Prison
Eddy, Ed, Nazz, Jimmy, Sarah, Kevin, Jonny (and plank), and Rolf woke up in a jail cell, and noticed the Kankers and Edd were already there. "HOW THE HELL DID WE GET IN PRISON?!" Eddy yelled in anger.
"I sort of said we came from Earth," Edd said, embarresed. Eddy and Kevin exploded.
"YOU GOT US IN HERE, DORK/DOUBLE D!" they yelled simultaneously, and shook in anger.
"STOP!" Jimmy yelled, obviously very annoyed yet wanting peace before Sarah commenced to beating the living daylights out of Edd. "Can't we think of a way to get out of this? I'm sure we can think of something!" he announced.
"Offer me any answers, I'm seeing nothing," Eddy said trying to think of a way. Suddenly a light bulb appeared above his head, and he jumped into the air. "I GOT IT!" he yelled. "Double D, didn't you talk about acids in foods being able to melt metal before?" he asked.
"Yes, Eddy, but I'm not sure what your getting at," Edd said, confused.
"Well, Ed's stomach acid is ten times stronger I bet!" Eddy yelled, and finally Edd realized what Eddy was getting at.
"Eddy, we could somehow get Ed to vomit on the wall, and it'll dissolve!" Edd yelled.
"You mean we're using Ed's throw up!?" Kevin yelled. Jimmy looked sick, Sarah looked disgusted. The Kankers were talking amongst themselves, and Nazz looked at the Eds like they were insane. Jonny and Rolf didn't care, neither did Plank appearently.
Good plan, Eddy. I see your using your brain, Plank silently thought, Jonny not hearing him.
"It's all we have," Edd said.
"Rolf will administer the procedure to cause No-brain Ed-boy to vomit on the wall!" Rolf declared, before grabbing Ed.
Jimmy and Sarah shielded each others eyes, Nazz shielded her eyes also. Jonny stared intently, saying, "Cool, huh, Plank??"
Rolf rubbed Ed's throat, and gave him a liquid that was in his pocket. Ed grabbed the jar it was in, thinking it was peanut butter, and drank it. "I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER!" he yelled happily, before suddenly his stomach growled. "If feel funny," he said, before suddenly a liquid squirted from his nose, him laughing the whole time. It was like when the soda came out of his nose.
The liquid hit the walls, and smoke came from them. They began to dissolve as Ed laughed, and the liquid from his nose pushed him into the air. It slowly stopped, and the wall to the back of the prison fell over outwards, and into an ocean beyond. Edd and Eddy looked out the hole, and pulled back in fearful. "There's barely any space to walk on," Eddy said, before slipping out. He stood on a narrow ledge, and started to slid over right. "Follow me! And be careful!" he yelled nervously. "Don't look down, don't look down," he muttered walking sideways, tight against the wall.
The others slowly began to follow, very nervously. Suddenly, Jimmy started to slip. "AHH!" he yelled, grabbing onto the edge, almost causing the others to turn around. They didn't on the remembrance of being on a cliff basically.
"JIMMY!" Sarah yelled, reaching towards him.
"DON'T!" Edd yelled, but it was too late. Sarah lost her balance, and fell off, head first.
"SARAH!!" Jimmy yelled, before she fell past his legs. "SARAH!! NO!!" he yelled in horror, before Sarah hit the ocean below. She floated to the surface. "SARAH! SWIM!" he yelled, before trying to pull himself back up.
"AHH!!" Sarah yelled, raising a stub of an arm. Blood was in the water around here. "HELP!! SOMEONE!" she yelled, sinking again. A shark-like creature jumped out of the water, it was incredibly long, almost as long as two school busses. Sarah flew out of the water, a bloody mess. She was screaming in horror and agony.
"SARAH!! NO!!!" Jimmy yelled, as he got back on the edge. She flew up above them, the group frozen in fear.
"AHH!!" Sarah yelled, falling towards its mouth. She realized death was approaching fast, and changed from wanting help, to wanting the others to get away. "GET AWAY! GET OFF THIS PLANET!" she yelled, as she fell into the shark-like creatures mouth. Suddenly, it closed its mouth too soon, as it fell into the waves. She hit the water, and suddenly more blood came up from under her. A manta-like creature, two times larger than the shark-like one, flew out of the water, the shark like creature in its mouth. It submerged under the waves, and then rose again, Sarah on it's back.
"It saved her," Edd said breathless. "We have to hurry, fellows! It might get her back on land!" he yelled, as the creature once again jumped out of the waves, and it's wing-like flaps flapped. It was flying. Honest-to-goodness flying.
As they approached the main part to stand on, the manta-like creature slowly stopped moving, and they realized they could get on it… They were going to be able to ride it! Eddy jumped on it, then Ed, Edd, and they were followed by Kevin. Nazz was next, and Jonny and Plank, and Rolf got on also. Then the Kankers, and Jimmy was the last. "Guys," Eddy said in sadness. "She's dead," he said, and a tear fell from Jimmy's eyes. Sarah had died because of him.
"No," Jimmy said in horror. "NO!" he yelled, before hugging Ed and crying with Ed.
"WHY!?" Ed yelled sadly, as the manta-like creature flew to the main-city-artificial island. "BABY SISTER HAS DIED!" Ed cried, hugging Jimmy.
Edd and Eddy hugged the two in sympathy, and then Nazz and Kevin hugged the group. Rolf and Jonny were the last, as they cried in the loss of Sarah. The Kankers even hugged them, and they felt a true cause. To get back with Sarah, and forget space. They didn't know the difficulties with that, though…
Siriun Shipbuilders Landing Bay Number One
Zar walked onto an already repaired war ship. He walked into the cockpit, and turned it on. "Good bye, Sirius V," he said, before zooming off into space…
Well, this chapter had a turn for the worst! They are now obviously criminals, Sarah's dead, and they have to work together to get home! And, worse of all, Zar is leaving them behind! But, will they escape, or will the Siriuns arrest them again!? Note: You might by now know what the stuff Zar bought is for...