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"Sasuke may use a vibrator on Naruto during sex. Valid one night only."
Sasuke was surprisingly tame with sex afterthe night they did role play. Their usual amount of sex actually decreased a little bit over the following month. Naruto didn't know what had gotten into his boyfriend, and he worried he was planning a huge jump on him or something. Like, maybe he had plans to tie him to the bed in the middle of the night (again) or something. But he didn't do anything, not even follow him into the shower in the morning. And that was strange.
"Sasu? Are you alright?"
Sasuke looked up and blinked. Naruto was frowning at him in concern, his head tilted to one side. He looked totally fuckable, and the raven had to bite back a groan at the sight.
"I'm fine," he said, turning back to his dinner (miso ramen, again) without another word.
"Are you sure? You've been so quiet lately, I'm worried about you. Having problems at work?"
"Um... actually I have a project coming up," Sasuke lied. If the dobe knew what was really bothering him... he'd be on the couch for eternity, he was sure of it. "A big project."
"Really? You haven't been spending much time at work. Usually when you have a big project you stay late and go in early and stuff." Damn Naruto for being observant!
"I – well, I'm working on it with Itachi, so I don't have the entire load on myself and I don't have to go in as much."
"Oh... that's good. I don't like it when you get so tense." Naruto stood and moved behind Sasuke. He placed his hands on the raven's shoulders, then leaned down to breathe seductively in Sasuke's ear, "Want a massage to help you relax?"
Sasuke sighed. What was the point if he couldn't come up with anything kinky? He was the king of kinky. "Maybe later, dobe. I'm going to work on the project for a while."
With that, the Uchiha stood and left the kitchen, leaving his dinner untouched and his lover pouting. Sasuke never turned down sex, especially not when Naruto initiated it. Never. He crossed to the phone and dialed a familiar number, his pout sliding into a scowl he'd learned from his boyfriend.
"Hello?"
"Deidara? It's Naruto."
"Hey Naruto! What's up, un?"
"Can I talk to Itachi?"
The question was met with silence for a minute, before Deidara finally spoke. "I'm sorry, un...," he said slowly. "For a second, I thought you said you wanted to talk to Itachi, yeah. Must've heard wrong, un."
"Um, no... I actually do want to talk to Itachi, Deidara. Please?"
"Alright, hang on," the other blonde said. It was silent on the other line for a moment, other than the murmur of two people talking, before a cold, though slightly bewildered voice questioned, "Hello?"
"Itachi, it's Naruto," he said unnecessarily. "Listen, I know me and you don't talk much, but I wanted to ask you a favor." He didn't even pause as he went on, "Look, I know whatever project you and Sasuke have going at work has to be super important or whatever, but Sasuke's really stressed about it and I'm kind of concerned that-"
"Hn. You have obviously been misinformed, Naruto. We are currently not working on any projects. In fact, there hasn't been much to work on at all lately."
The blonde blinked several times before speaking again. "...Huh? But Sasuke said... Oh, I'm confused."
"Would you like me to use smaller words?"
Naruto scowled once more. Itachi really wasn't a bad guy, but just like Sasuke, he could be quite condescending. "Put Deidara back on," he snapped.
"You're quite demanding. Are you like that in bed as well?"
Before he could say (yell) anything in response, he heard Deidara start screeching at him, including things along the lines of "Why the hell would you ask him that, un? It was practically a fucking pick-up line!" and "You're staying on the couch forever, un! Forever, you bastard! Yeah!". Then Deidara was back on the line.
"Yeah?" he said shortly.
"I think Sasuke's up to something."
"I'll be right there, Na – Itachi get the fuck off of me! I meant what I said, un! You're sleeping on the couch and I get the whole fucking bed for myself, un!" Then there was a thud and the line went dead. Naruto sighed and shook his head. His poor friend.
Fifteen minutes, a still slightly irate Deidara and Naruto were sitting at the kitchen table and sharing a gallon of rocky road ice cream.
"So," Deidara began wisely, "what's this about Sasuke, un? You think he's planning something, yeah?"
"Yeah," Naruto sighed, leaning back and running a hand through his hair. "I tried to get him into bed after dinner, and the one time it's me trying he denies me! Gave me some bull shit about a project for work. First of all, that's never stopped him from laying me before! And second, Itachi said that there aren't any projects at work, and he and Sasuke certainly aren't working on one together! I can't believe he'd lie to me like that!" His blue eyes grew wide in sudden fear. "Do you think he wants to break up with me?"
"What? No way, un! Why do you say that?"
"I – I mean... He denied me sex, and we haven't been, you know, doing it as much lately. I think... what if he's getting tired of me, Deidara?" he whispered, tears gathering in his eyes. "I love him, I don't want him to leave me!"
"Oh Naruto, un," Deidara simpered sympathetically. He wrapped the other blonde in a hug. "I don't think he's getting tired of you. Not at all, yeah. Maybe it's just a mid-life crisis or something, un."
"He's twenty-three!"
"Oh... okay, un, um..."
"See? You can't think of anything either!" Naruto wailed. "He's going to break up with me, Deidara!"
Deidara really didn't want to think so, but he could see Naruto's point, and the evidence was pretty damning. Plus he'd lied about having to work. Why would he lie like that if he still wanted to be around Naruto? Deidara patted Naruto's back and assured him that no matter what, he and Itachi were always there for him if he needed anything.
After Deidara left, Naruto made one last ditch effort to get Sasuke's attention. He knocked lightly on the office door, and a second later, heard a raspy "Come in". He hesitantly poked his head in the door and put on his best uke face.
"Sasuke, I'm going to take a shower," he said. "Wanna come with me?"
The bastard didn't even look up from his laptop. "Not now, dobe. I'm busy."
"Oh," Naruto whispered, tilting his head forward so his bangs covered his eyes. "O-okay."
He quickly closed the door and ran into the bedroom. He flung himself on the bed and buried his face in the sheets as his body shook with sobs. He really couldn't believe Sasuke didn't want him anymore. After three years together, three fucking years, after the shit they'd been through together... He just couldn't believe it.
He sat up about ten minutes later, wiped his eyes determinedly, and crossed over to the closet. He dragged out a duffel bag and threw his clothes in it haphazardly. He wasn't going to sit around and mope while waiting for the bastard to leave him. He would take matters into his own hands.
When Naruto had finished packing, he shouldered the bag and started heading back downstairs. As he reached his hand for the front door, he hesitated, then turned and went into the kitchen. Despite himself, he would've felt bad if he'd just walked out. He snatched a pad of paper and a pen from the counter, wrote a note to Sasuke, and then left without looking back.
Several hours later, Sasuke pushed himself away from his desk and snapped his laptop shut. It was just past midnight, and he was sure the dobe would be sleeping, so he crept quietly from his office down the hall. He pushed the door open and pulled his shirt off. He reached for the button on his pants just as he got to the edge of the bed, and he froze.
His blonde wasn't there.
He tried to calm himself down, to assure himself that he was watching TV downstairs or getting a midnight snack of ramen, like he sometimes did. That was it. That had to be it.
The raven turned around and hurried downstairs, growing more panicky when he didn't find the blonde in the living room, lounging on the couch. He turned and high-tailed it to the kitchen, but still, his blonde was nowhere to be found. The Uchiha swore loudly, tangling his fingers in his dark hair. He was just about to turn to leave again when he saw a piece of paper taped to one of the upper cabinets. He snatched it and hurriedly began to read.
Sasuke-
This was really hard for me to write, so its probably way harder for you to read. We've been together for what, three years? And it's been a hell of a three years, and I mean that in a good way, teme. I mean, mostly. Three years is a long time to be with someone, I get that, but if you were getting tired of me, couldn't you have just told me instead of blowing me off? I think that's called "common courtesy".
We've had some great times together, bastard, and I'm never going to forget that, no matter what. And I'm always going to love you, and damn I'm going to miss you. You'll always be my teme.
Love,
Naruto
Sasuke stared at the letter in disbelief. Was this supposed to be a joke? Was it supposed to be fucking funny or something? The paper fell from his shaking hands and he stormed upstairs, going as fast as he could.
"Dobe! Get out here!" he yelled. "Damn it, that scared the hell out of me! It isn't fucking funny! Naruto!"
He threw the door to Naruto's studio open, but the blonde wasn't in there. He turned, complete frantic, and ran into the bedroom. He threw the closet doors open and froze on the spot. His dobe's clothes weren't there. He swore again, snatched a shirt, and ran downstairs. He grabbed his car keys and sprinted out the door.
The first place he went to was Itachi and Deidara's. He jabbed the speaker button viciously, pounding it with his fist. To hell if it was almost one in the morning. He didn't give a fuck. He had to find his dobe, he had to, and he didn't care who he pissed off or who he hurt in the process.
"What?" his brother finally hissed through the speaker.
"Naruto left," Sasuke replied quickly.
"I was in the middle of something, Sasuke. Maybe you've heard of it. It's called sleeping. Now fuck off."
"Itachi, you bastard, didn't you-!"
"Yes I fucking heard you!" Itachi interrupted. "Deidara told me all about it. Naruto called him when he got upset earlier. He knows you lied about the project and he thinks you don't want him anymore."
Sasuke frowned, then said more quietly, "Is he there?"
"No. If he was, believe me, I'd tell you. But he isn't. Now go away. I want to sleep."
Sasuke growled quietly and spun around, stalking back to his car. He was sure he'd be with Deidara, unless Itachi was lying... but he didn't think he was.
The drive to Sakura and Lee's from Itachi and Deidara's took about half an hour. That is, if you weren't a very pissed off Sasuke Uchiha, who always sped in the first place, and who happened to have a very fast sports car. He made it in sixteen minutes flat.
He raced up the stairs, thinking the elevator would take too long, and started pounding on the door to Sakura and the freak's apartment. A few minutes later, a sleepy looking Lee pulled the door open.
"Sasuke-san?" he said with a yawn. "What are you doing up at this youthful hour?"
"Is Naruto here?" he asked impatiently. Lee frowned.
"No, my friend. Is something the matter?" he asked, genuinely concerned. Sasuke groaned, threading his fingers through his hair. He couldn't believe this, he really couldn't. If Naruto wasn't here, and he wasn't with Itachi and Deidara, he was running out of ideas as to where he could be. He was starting to get extremely panicked – well, more so than before, that is. He had to find his dobe. What if something had happened to him?
"Does he not have a brother? Perhaps Naruto is with him," Lee said. Sasuke's head shot up. How could he forget?
"Lee, you're a genius." Never, in a million years, would Sasuke ever have thought that he would utter the phrase. Ever. But it was true – he was still beating himself up about forgetting about Naruto's brother as he climbed back into his car.
Kyuubi was Naruto's senior by three years. The two didn't look much alike, though. Kyuubi had ruby red hair and eyes to match, as well as pale skin that contrasted sharply with his dobe's tan coloring. The two brothers also had quite different personalities. Kyuubi was cunning and sly with a dark sense of humor that Naruto either never understood or was completely appalled by. He was sly and almost ruthless, using any means to get what he wanted, including his lover, Shukaku. Not that the man had put up much of a fight. Still, despite their differences, Naruto and his brother got along surprisingly well. You know what they say – opposites attract.
Kyuubi and Shukaku lived in Suna, a city about two hours roughly southwest of Konoha. He and Naruto went to visit a few times a year, but not very often. Kyuubi did not like Sasuke. Not even a little bit. It had something to do with corrupting his baby brother and ruining his innocence. Sasuke worried on the way there that Kyuubi was going to try and kill him. Seriously, kill him. He wouldn't put it past the elder Uzumaki, quite honestly. Plus, he had Shukaku there to aid and abet in the murder.
Sasuke would have made it to the couple's apartment in an hour flat, he was sure of it, but there was a large accident on the highway and he struggled finding the way to the complex. He made it in an hour and forty minutes, which had him scowling despite himself as he ran up the apartment building's stairs.
He reached the apartment and pounded on the door, even though he knew that alone was enough to get him killed. Sure enough, when the downright murderous (for, there was no other word to describe his expression) looking redhead pulled the door open, he really did fear for his life a little.
He peered past the pissed off Uzumaki and into the living room, only to see Shukaku sitting at the couch. The coffee table had two cups of coffee and what appeared to be an empty bowl of ramen. To Sasuke's disappointment, Naruto was nowhere to be seen.
"If you do not leave," Kyuubi said in a low, cold voice, "I can promise you that I will kill you in the slowest, most painful and torturous way possible. Starting with ripping your balls off."
"It was a misunderstanding," Sasuke said, voice tinged with desperation. "I never had any intention with breaking up with him. I never have, and I certainly never will. I love him more than anything. Please, just let me talk to him. Please."
"He does not wish to see you. Not now, not ever again. Leave. I will sick Shukaku on you."
"Aw, let him in, Kyuu," Shukaku spoke up. "I wanna see Naruto get mad at him!" Kyuubi turned his harsh glare to his boyfriend. "Then after that, you can kill him. Okay?"
For a long moment, silence stretched between the three. Then, with a snarl, Kyuubi snapped, "Fine. I swear to God, Uchiha, you fucking hurt him one more time and your balls are the first to go."
"Thank you," Sasuke murmured appreciatively. He slipped past Kyuubi and hurried down the hallway. The first door he opened was a bathroom, but the second one was luckily the guest room.
His dobe was lying in the center of the bed, spread eagle on his stomach. His head was turned away from Sasuke. The sheets were tangled around him, only covering some parts of him. His long legs were all a part of the mess, and if the situation had been any different, Sasuke would have smiled. Or smirked.
He crossed to the opposite side of the bed so he could see Naruto's face. All around his eyes was red and puffy, and his cheeks were still tear stained. Sasuke felt his heart break a little as he reached out to stroke Naruto's face lovingly.
"Ngh..."
Blue, bloodshot eyes blinked open sleepily and Naruto looked up at Sasuke with a frown. He rubbed the sleep from his eyes as he sat up, then looked back at the raven, like he didn't believe it was him.
"What are you doing here?" he whispered brokenly.
"Dobe," Sasuke murmured back, continuing to stroke his cheek affectionately. "Did you really think I was tired of you?"
"You kept denying me sex. And I know the thing about the project at work was bull, Sasuke. You lied so you wouldn't have to sleep with me, Sasuke! What was I supposed to think?"
Tears once more started to stream down the blonde's face and he hiccuped rather pathetically. The sound was so cute that Sasuke nearly smiled as he whispered, "Naruto, sh..."
He climbed onto the bed next to Naruto and was rather surprised when the blonde climbed onto his lap and fisted his shirt. He rested his head on the raven's shoulder and let himself cry.
"Listen to me, Naruto," Sasuke said quietly, tilting the younger man's face up to meet his. "I'm not tired of you. I love you, I'm never going to get tired of you or get bored of you. Ever. I love you, I love you..." He peppered Naruto's tan face with soft kisses. "You're mine. My Naruto, my dobe, my kitsune, my little uke."
"B-but... you still lied so you wouldn't have to sleep with me!" Naruto whimpered. "Am I suddenly unattractive to you?"
Sasuke crushed his lips onto Naruto's, making the blonde squeak against his mouth. He pushed his tongue through Naruto's lips, not even asking for permission, and thoroughly plundered his mouth. When he pulled away, Naruto was panting, looking up at Sasuke with wide eyes.
"Naruto," Sasuke growled. "You are extremely attractive, and I am very attracted to you. That's not it." He paused suddenly, running his fingers through Naruto's hair. "I was getting... frustrated – with myself!" he added quickly when Naruto's lip quivered. "With myself. I've never been sexually frustrated, especially when you're around to ease the tension." He smirked when Naruto turned red.
"Wait...," Naruto said slowly. "Sexually frustrated? I... I was never denying you or anything. I was always available for you. I always am."
"I know, let me finish. I..." Sasuke's face turned a light pink. "I'm always so good with coming up for kinky things for us to do! And I can't think of anything. Not one thing! I just – it's like, what's the point if I can't do what I'm best at?"
Naruto stared at him for a long minute in dead silence. Then, to Sasuke's surprise, he burst into laughter.
"That's what this is about? Why we aren't having sex as often? Oh my God, Sasuke!"
"Dobe!" Sasuke exclaimed. On the inside, though, he was more relieved than he'd ever been.
"Sasuke," Naruto chuckled, wrapping his arms around the raven. "I wish you just would have told me. We never did, ya know kinky stuff before the coupon thing. It doesn't bother me. I mean, yeah, the kinky stuff usually turns out pretty fucking good." His face turned bright red again. "But that doesn't matter to me. I just like being with you."
"Hn." Sasuke smiled as he buried his face in Naruto's hair. "...I'm sorry, dobe."
"Me, too," Naruto sighed. "Now can we go home please? This bed smells kinda weird."
Sasuke chuckled quietly. "Yeah, we can go home now. Get dressed."
Naruto quickly pecked his lips and untangled himself from the mess of sheets. Sasuke watched as he pulled his jeans and tee shirt on, eyeing his denim clad ass with a hungry eye. Naruto, oblivious to the look, laced up his sneakers and turned to Sasuke with a bright smile.
"Let's go!" he said happily.
Sasuke stood and crossed to his dobe, who took his hand and led them back towards the living room. Kyuubi was on the couch, still looking quite thoroughly pissed off, and Shukaku was behind him, rubbing his shoulders and nibbling on his neck, obviously trying to calm the man down. When the blonde and the raven reentered, Kyuubi immediately stood and glowered at Sasuke.
"Naruto," he growled.
"Oh shut it, Nii-san," Naruto said, rolling his eyes. "It was all just a huge misunderstanding blown out of proportion."
When the redhead merely continued to try and kill Sasuke with his eyes, Naruto scoffed and pulled Sasuke towards the front door.
"Baka," he muttered. "Bye Shukaku, Kyuubi."
Sasuke breathed a sigh of relief when the door closed behind him and smirked rather happily; his balls remained intact.
"Ngh... Sasuke, it's really really early... Can't we just go to bed now?"
Sasuke, the second they had stepped back into the apartment, had latched onto Naruto's neck like a leech. He growled.
"No," he declared. "I'm going to show you just how much I love you."
Naruto moaned quietly at the thought, then yelped as Sasuke scooped him up bridal style and started to carry him upstairs. He slipped his arms around the raven's pale neck and rested his head on his chest, then sighed happily.
When they reached the bedroom, Sasuke rest Naruto on the edge of the bed and started peeling the blonde's clothes off. Once he was fully naked, Naruto climbed back so he was resting on the center of the bed. Sasuke began to take his clothes off as well, not failing to notice that Naruto's cheeks grew bright pink and he snaked a hand down to stroke his half hard cock.
Sasuke crossed to the nightstand and snatched something from it, set it on the edge of the bed, then climbed on and straddled Naruto. The blonde groaned and threw his arms around Sasuke's neck, tugging him closer. The raven swatted Naruto's hand away from his cock and took both his and Naruto's cocks in his own hand. He pumped them both at the same time, causing Naruto to squirm and mewl happily. However, much to his disappointment, Sasuke released both their cocks and fumbled for whatever he'd taken from the nightstand.
"Sasu!" he whined, arching in search of some friction.
"Sh...," the Uchiha soothed. "You'll love this. Trust me."
Naruto glanced down to see what the raven had; it was a smooth, white, egg-shaped vibrator. When he didn't see any lube, though, he panicked and started struggling under Sasuke.
"Not dry!" he gasped.
"What? No! I'd never do that to you!" Sasuke said immediately. "That's not what this is for. Just calm down, Naru, that's it, calm down..."
Sasuke turned the vibrator on to a medium setting and sat back slightly. Naruto watched him wearily, not comprehending. If the vibrator wasn't going inside of him, then what-?
He let out a scream as he found out what the vibrator was for – Sasuke began to slide it up and down his erection. He smirked at the reaction, as he'd expected nothing less. He set the vibrator in the palm of his hand and began to pump the blonde's hard-on once more. Naruto gave shouts and yells of pleasure as he squirmed on the bed. This was almost better than when Sasuke suck him off! The pleasure was so intense, he knew he wasn't going to last long at all.
Sasuke slid the vibrator from the tip of Naruto's erection down to his balls, provoking a loud groan, and then took the tip of Naruto's member into his mouth. With a garbled, unintelligible scream, Naruto exploded in Sasuke's mouth. The raven drank everything up contentedly, pulling away while licking his lips. He turned the vibrator off and tossed it to the side, then slid up Naruto's sweaty body.
"I told you that you'd love it," he said with a smirk.
"Holy shit," was Naruto's reply.
Sasuke chuckled lightly and kissed Naruto breathless.
"That's just part one, dobe," he murmured as he reached down to stroke Naruto back into hardness. The blonde groaned at the thought and trailed a hand down to return the favor. He grasped Sasuke's dick and stroked him in rhythm with Sasuke's hand. The raven groaned appreciatively and buried his face in his boyfriend's neck.
With his free hand, the raven blindly searched for some lube. He snatched a tube off the top of the nightstand and coated three fingers. He pressed a kiss to Naruto's lips as he slipped a finger into the blonde's hole. Naruto moaned and tore himself away from the kiss. Sasuke didn't even falter as he moved down to attack Naruto's neck. He didn't notice that the blonde was sucking on two of his own fingers, or that he was sliding them down his tan chest until another finger poked at his hole. Naruto moaned and slipped his finger in alongside Sasuke's.
The Uchiha bit his lip at the erotic sight and quickly added a second finger at the same time Naruto did, making it four total inside of him.
"P-please, Sas!" Naruto whined, craning his neck to the side so Sasuke had more room. "Now?"
"Now," Sasuke agreed. They both pulled their fingers out and exchanged a sloppy kiss as Sasuke coated his erection in lube. He pressed the tip against Naruto's winking hole, and slowly slipped inside. He went slower than usual, and it felt a little strange for Naruto – but not in a bad way at all.
Once Sasuke was fully seated, balls deep inside his dobe, Naruto squirmed impatiently, waiting for him to move. Sasuke merely stayed still, though he grabbed Naruto's hands and laced their fingers together. He placed their hands on either side of Naruto's head and bent down to give him a gentle kiss.
Naruto was a little confused. When Sasuke had told him he was going to show him how much he loved him, he assumed the raven would take him quickly and hard, demanding to hear the blonde say things like "I'm yours". He didn't expect their coupling to be so... intimate. It had never been like this before.
Sasuke pulled away from the kiss and gazed into Naruto's blue eyes. The he started moving, thrusting slowly but steadily. Before then, Naruto didn't thing there was much of a difference between fucking, having sex, and making love. But he saw it now, and he knew they weren't just having sex. They were making love.
Sasuke never tore his eyes away from Naruto's as he kept moving slowly, though for once he wasn't doing so to tease the blonde. He wanted this to last as long as it could.
"I love you," he whispered.
"I love you, too," Naruto whispered back, lifting his head to kiss the Uchiha once more. He shuddered, then let out a low groan as he came, his seed coating his and Sasuke's chests. The raven groaned and gave a few short thrusts before he, too, came. He fell on top of the smaller man and pressed kisses along his neck softly.
"We've never done it like that before," Naruto murmured sleepily, playing with Sasuke's jet black locks. "I liked it. Never knew you were such a romantic, Sasuke."
"Hn. Don't expect me to get mushy again for another year or so."
Naruto just close his eyes and smiled. "I won't."
I promise that if you're getting tired of mushy, OOC Sasuke, it's going to change in the next chapter!