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Go on and on and on and on…

"HEY LUCIUS! HOW'S IT GOIN' MATE?" I bellowed in Lucy's ear as loud as I could make my voice.

"STOP THAT! Now number one I am not your mate, I hate you and I am trying to concentrate on these reports so SHUT THE HELL UP!" He sneered pointing to the ugly pieces of paper on front of him.

"YOU MEAN THAT JUNK? COME ON LUCY HAVE SOME FUUUUNNNN!" I shouted back in a high-pitched girly way.

"THEY ARE NOT RUBBISH! NOW SHUT UP YOUR ANNOYING PIE HOLE BEFORE I KILL IT!"

"Gasp! You can't do that Lucy! I could go on and on and on and on and on and on…"

"SHUT UP!"

"And on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on…"

"AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"And on and on and on and on and on and on and on…"

"IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I SWEAR IN THE NAME OF MERLINS FAT BEARD THAT I WILL"-

"And on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on…"

"SHUT UP NOW BEFORE I KEEL YOU!"

"Alright fine Lucy! You don't need to shout! I'm right here! Honestly! People these days!" I said in a weird grown up voice.

"Thank you!" Lucy said sarcastically before turning back to his junk,

"AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON…" I bellowed louder than ever.

"AAARRRGGGHHH! JJJJEEEENNNYYY!"

He started chasing me around the room before I said:

"QUICK LUCY THE DARK LORD IS COMING! ASSUME THE POSITION!" Of course he didn't know what the position was. I made it up just then but he still turned around.

Then my plan came into action. I sprang on his back and started punching his head while chanting.

"YOU – IDIOT. YOU – IDIOT. YOU – IDIOT. YOU – IDIOT!"

"ARRRGGGGHHHH! JJJEEENNNYYY! YOU BITCH!" He screamed waving his arms about like the maniac he was.

I kept on punching him until he suddenly fell to the ground. His arms and legs were akimbo and his big fat bum was facing all of us.

Before he fell totally unconscious he whispered one word very angrily.

"JJJJJEEEEENNNNNYYYYY!"

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