A/N I don't own anything
AND YAY! CHAPTER TEN! (A record for me)
And since I can't speak Norwegian, when something that Fire says is in bold would be when she speaks Norwegian.
Chapter Ten- Answers
Minion spluttered, he was expecting an private question but more directed towards Megamind then him,
"And I will keep asking if you don't answer Minion and I might not be so generous next time," Despite the threat, the smile on Remmy's face said she would be generous to him all the time.
Minion sighed, he didn't like talking about personal stuff but Remmy did ask when no one else was there and it was as polite as she could get with these questions. "Yes they are."
Remmy eyes widen, "Y-You actually told me without complaining! Unless, you are lying?"
Minion shook his bowl, "I'm telling the truth, Miss Remmy."
"I knew there was a reason you are my favourite! Well, besides being cute." Remmy smirked, "May I ask another question?"
Minion smiled despite the situation, Remmy might be a bit, OK, a lot straightforward on the genital topics but if you just answered her, she might have one or two questions left and then leave you alone on that topic.
"You think I'm cute? And yes, you may."
"YOU'RE ADORABLE!" Remmy yelled, "And did the female of your species not have...the glowey...balls?"
If fish could blush, Minion would be blushing really deeply, "No, they had two less tentacles."
"So..three?" Remmy smiled when Minion confirmed it, "WICKED!"
Meanwhile, the other occupants stayed at each other when their head Remmy yell 'You're adorable' to the space fish in her company.
Fire shrugged, "Minion's her favourite plus he is adorable."
"METRO MAN!" A voice sung in a I'm-going-to-annoy-you tone, meaning one thing: Remmy was back to herself again.
"Yes...Remmy?" Metro/Music Man asked slowly, not sure on the girl's name and not sure wether or not to acknowledge her,
The curly haired girl appeared in front of Metro/Music Man, "Two questions. First one, what do I call you?"
"Well, you can call me Wayne," Metro/Music Man was confused as Remmy pulled a face, "Or Music Man."
"OK, Music Man, the second question. What does ya junk look like?"
Again, Megamind burst out laughing, happy the attention was away from him and his private area.
"REMMY!" Roxanne scolded,
Fire was trying not to laugh, leave it to Remmy to go to that topic after what to call Music Man.
Music Man blinked, "Whaa?"'
Roxanne sighed, "You want a coffee, Wayne? Or maybe something a bit stronger?"
"A coffee will do fine, Roxanne, just make it a strong one please."
Roxanne nodded, moving to make the coffee, while Megamind collected himself from the laughing fit.
"Come, Minion, I need to work on a certain invention." Megamind walked towards his work area, with Minion following.
Music Man realised he was left alone with the two girls, was that on purpose?
"So spill, Music Man, what does it look like?" Remmy asked again,
Before Music Man could reply, Fire spoke up.
"Music Man, I know this might be uncomfortable but you have this weird crazy Australian girl, who I am sure was dropped on the head as a baby-"
"I WAS NOT!" Remmy yelled
"Well acts like she was and she is still annoying Megamind and Roxanne about Megamind's junk, so you might as well tell her straight up."
Music Man nodded, "OK, I will tell because I do not want to be bugged every time I visit here. All I ask is that I can watch you bug the heck out of the Little Guy and that you don't tell him."
Remmy and Fire nodded, "The only other person I would tell is Remmy and she would only tell me, so no worries there."
"Mostly normal, the," Music Man paused, how was he going to explain,
"The dick?" Remmy guessed,
Well, that's one way to explain, Music Man thought, "Yes, the...penis is normal but the...balls are really tentacles."
The girls' eyes widen, "Really?" they asked at the same time, which was freaky for all of them.
"Yes, they can move,"
"That is SOO cool!" Remmy yelled,
"Wicked," Fire agreed,
Music Man smiled, it was nice to hear people not freak out because down there was not that normal for him.
"THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY!" Remmy suddenly yelled, "What's the date?"
Music Man and Fire looked at the youngest girl,
"Why lucky?" Fire asked,
Remmy paused, "B-because I got carrots AND an answer about alien's genitals."
Fire raised an eyebrow, her face stating that she did not believe that was the full answer to the question.
"And I figured out how to know about Megamind's junk...so what is the date?"
"It's the 28th of March," Music Man answered,
"Thanks Music Man and another question," Music Man's eyes widen, what could this girl possibly wanted to know after his answer? "Do you have suger with your coffee?"
The human-looking alien and the Norwegian teenager looked at the Australian girl.
"Err, yes, I do."
Remmy thew her hands up in the air, "WHY AM I THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO DRINKS COFFEE WITHOUT SUGAR!"
A/N Yes, I drink coffee without sugar, it's strong but not too strong (for me). I have milk in the coffee, just no sugar. And it was my lucky day, Minion told me, Music Man told me and I HAD CARROTS!
Yes, I'm aware it is April but this all happened in March.
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