A/N: Okay, just watched New Moon and have a real funny idea for the proposal... my own take on it(:
Song from last chapter:
- Hot by Inna
Last chapter I'm afraid... but I'll write and Eclipse one :)
Location: Forest still
Jacob: (Phases) RAWR!
Edward: (Rips shirt off manically) RAWR!
AC and Bella: !!
AC: Ooft, that's hot!
Bella: Stop, um... uh... you can't hurt each other without hurting... me?
Edward: (Put shirt back on)
AC: Awh!
Bella: Few, for a minute there I thought I was going to be killed.
AC: AWH!
Jacob: (Looks at Bella in wolf form)
AC: (Mutters) If he crys, I cry!
Jacob: (Tear appears)
AC: If that tear falls down his wolf cheek... I will CRY!
Jacob: (Tears falls down his cheek)
AC: (Cries) THE PAIN HE MUST FEEL! HOW COULD YOU BELLA! YOU SELFISH NO GOOD BITCH!
Bella: I love Edward, though.
AC: SO FUCKING WHAT! I LOVE HIM TOO, BUT GIVE THE POOR BO-- WOLF A CHANCE, A KISS AT LEAST!
Bella: Uh...
AC: HALF THE FUCKING CINEMA WAS CRYING FOR GOD SAKE!
Bella: Well I... wait... cinema?
AC: (Innocent expression) Who wants ice cream? I could do with some Ben and Jerrys right about now. (Starts eating none-existant ice cream nervously)
Edward: (Clears throat) Hm, uh... Anyway, Bella, wait 5 more years, please.
AC: (With a mouth full of invisible ice cream) Then she'd be old, 23 to be exact.
Edward: 3 then.
AC: (Still with a mouth full of invisible ice cream) 21, still counts for paedophilia.
Edward: So stubborn.
Bella: What the fuck?! I didn't even answer those!
Edward: I have one... condition, though.
Bella: (Gasps in the style of Amanda from Ugly Betty) You mean like an illness?
Edward: No.
Bella: Phew!
AC: (Coughs) Airhead (Coughs)
Bella: If it's not an illness, what's the condition?
Edward: (Long O.T.T pause with heavy breathing) Marry me... Bella.
Bella: (In mid-gawk mode)
AC: Bella... Beeeellaaaa? Good, Edward, I'll marry you.
Edward: Uh...
AC: Come on, I mean I love you more... I understand you and I... love you!
Edward: I... uh...
Bella: (Snaps out of gawking) YES!
AC: Oh you would snap out of that stupid gawking thing now! Just as I was about to get me a vamp!
Bella: I was... pausing for effect.
AC: Pausing for effect? Please (Scoffs and walks away)
Edward: So... you gonna marry me, don't leave me hanging.
Bella: YES!
Jacob: (Runs over) N'aww!
Bella: Jake... W-T-F.
Jacob: I LOVE YOU!
AC: We know.
Jacob: Please! I beg you!
AC: That's funny because you're a dog... and they beg. (Laughs loudly)
Edward: (Sighs) Dog, she loves me.
AC: And... #If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it!#
Jacob: I love Beyonce... but it makes sense in an odd way.
Edward: That one sentence said it all...
Jacob: What?
Edward: Nothing.
AC: (Turns on Kate Nash's Do Wah Doo) #Everybody thinks that girls so fine, everybodys's like I'll make her mine...#
Jacob and Edward: (Shift awkwardly) Well we, uh...
AC: #Everyone thinks she's a bit of alright, But I think that she's not so nice.#
Bella: (Gasps) What?!
AC: (Stops singing) Was it not obvious I thought that?
Bella: No, but--
AC: Exactly... #Every guys lookin' in her eyes, Every guys checkin' out her thighs#
Edward: Well... I'm not... I like her blood... Puppy boy on the other hand, is.
AC: (Rolls eyes) #Everyone thinks that girls a lady, But I don't I think that girls shady.#
Bella: What! (Walks away)
Edward: Bella-kins! Wait! (Follows Bella)
Jacob: (Also follows Bella) Yes Bella, wait!
AC: (Sighs and rolls eyes) #But I think she's a bitch!#
Ooft, I'm obsessed with that song atm, and had it perfectly placed in the is chapter :D Again, it's 'Do Wah Doo' by Kate Nash. :)
So, review? x