Bakura: Since our first list was so likeable, we decided to do another one for having our 10th successuful chapter!
Marik: Enjoy it fools.
20 ways to mess with that damn Pharaoh/Yugi
1. Shave his hair. (Duh!)
2. Tell that friendship lovin' heifer that Yugi said come to his house with a marriage proposal.
3. Kidnap his grandfather and sell him on eBay.
4. Throw the rest of his Exodia pices in the ocean.
5. Get a doctor's report telling him he's alergic to Pepsi.
6. Set him up in a duel and cheat to win the title "King of Games"
7. Put thicker soles on the soles of his shoes to make it seem like he's taller, point it out to him and tell him he has to take his shoes off for an accurate measurement.
8. Sneak into his room and steal all of his cards and sell 'em on eBay.
9. Follow him around repeadetely singing the song, "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves".
10. Take him to an amusement park but only take him to rides that he's shorter than the "You must be at least this tall to ride" signs.
11. Everytime he talks, say "Shut up".
12. Act like you're calling a truce and give him a fake Millennium item that has a tracker on it, then give the tracker finder thingy to his fangirls (and or boys)
13. Make him admit transforming into that damn Pharaoh is the only way he'll go through puberty.
14. Get him drunk and make him play Dance Dance Revolution, video tape it, and wire it to everyone's TV screens. (trust me, it ain't pretty)
15. Show him where babies come from. (he doesn't know! Go figure!)
Marik: Hope you like.
Bakura: We did. Also, to really see if your ready to be a psycho, take the test! Copy and paste this in the address bar. us your result as well!
