161. Stop ripping Captain Stickybeards beard apart whenever he visits.
(We don't care if he has candy in it, if you need sugar so bad just join his crew for a week.)
(That's how we got Billy to stop whining about the sugar restrictions.)
(Arr, and the next bildgerat that pulls on me tender face hairs gets a one way trip off me ships plank and into shark infested waters! - Cpt. Stickybeard)
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162. No super extreme dangerous sports, tricks, or stunts.
(Grim has enough work to do on the battlefield, we don't need you idiots killing yourselves in your free time. - Mandy)
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163. No ordering insane amounts of take out and then charging it all to the ECF budget account.
(Mandy is still steaming about how long it'll take to pay off those 2 million pizzas you jokers bought last New Years.)
(But I'll admit, the Pepperoni was delicious!)
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164. Don't ask the Scotsman about his wife.
(He gets all mopey and depressed and he'll use you for a teddy bear.)
*I miss her so much!*
*I get that already! Now let me go!*
(It's very annoying. |:( )
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165. Scheduled Flu shots are mandatory and are not to be avoided. They are required for your continued good health and long life.
(Frag that noise! Run and Hide!)
(Sergeant! No undermining the rules! - Mandy)
(Yes ma'am. :( )
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166. Laser Tag is to only be played in the underground training colosseum. Not in the halls.
(Better than paint ball if you ask me.)
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167. If/When Dexter says any of the following, take cover:
- Oops.
- Uh Oh.
- Huh?
- What in the-
- Oh. That's the opposite of good.
- Was that glowing before?
- That shouldn't be happening.
- Intriguing.
- Curious.
- That's unexpected.
- It shouldn't be doing that.
- I must've made a miscalculation.
- I thought I fixed that.
- That wasn't there before.
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168. Imaginary Friends are figments brought to life by the power of little childrens imaginations. They are not mutants, monsters, mythical creatures, or Cryptids.
(So please stop trying to "observe and document" them Mr. an Mrs. Saturday.)
(Eduardo is paranoid enough as it is.)
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169. Just because Sensei Jack is from the Past is no reason to tease or prank him with future technology.
(He went on a techno genocide rampage after Eddy managed to convince him that certain machines can steal a piece of a persons soul.)
(Everybody had to buy new cameras after that day.)
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170. Explicit and Mature Rated Music is banned from being broadcasted on the Com system, and local radio's as well, when on the base grounds.
(Oh c'mon! I only play my music when there aren't any kids around! - Kevin)
(There are always kids around Kevin, even if you can't see them. - Gwen)
(She's right you know. - #5)
(Whatever. If you munchkins don't want to hear my music then you shouldn't be spying on me. - Kevin)
(We don't, you just have a bad habit of playing it loud enough for us to hear it. - #5)
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171. Robotboy is not a collectible nano.
(So stop running around trying to catch him. You all just look silly.)
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172. When Sensei Jack is meditating, you leave him alone!
(Billy needed new clothes after he tried sneaking up on Jack.)
(That was a side of Billy we all really did not need to see. XP)
(I have decided to put all my weapon projects on hold in favor of inventing and producing a memory erasing brain bleach as soon as possible. - Dexter)
(Anyway we can invest in that? - Ben)
(I call dibs on the first batch. - Mandy)
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173. When meeting Juniper Lee for the first time, do not ask if she knows Kung Fu or Karate.
(She might give you a hands on demonstration.)
(Eddy flew farther than I thought he would. - Ben)
(500 feet to be precise. - Edd)
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178. Any and all Pets are to be kept out of the Main Headquarters Building.
(Dexter finally demanded that all non-employed, non-essential animals, be banned from his building when a wild raccoon Bubbles had found got loose in the ventilation system.)
(Little rat cut so many data relays and power lines that we had to spend the better hours of the day fixing every thing while trying to corner the furry demon.)
(Progress was slow.)
(An it didn't help that after getting a face full of spazzed out raccoon an overworked Dexter finally snapped and went on a wild vermin hunt with one of his plasma cannons.)
(It took Ben, Blossom, Buttercup, Prof. Utonium, Mr. Green, and half of the security forces all to restrain him long enough for Bubbles to get the masked bundle of fur out and to safety.)
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179. Dead Space, Amnesia, Slender Man, and all Horror rated genre games are forever banned from all ECF facilities.
(After the first day the games circulated around nobody went anywhere alone and all the kids wouldn't leave their rooms for a month.)
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180. Never attempt to speak whale.
(You might insult Bubbie and she will flatten you with her tail.)
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