The other shinobi wondered if someone should tell the two bunnies inside the little room that they could be heard very clearly. It was one thing to make out in her office near the Kazekage's, but the moaning and grunting and thumping were becoming just a touch too explicit. But not even Gaara dared to walk in on two very passionate shinobi.

X x X x X x X x X x

He leaned his head back and tried not to scream. He was too manly to scream. But when she managed to locate that certain spot, he had to let out a shriek or risk his brain imploding. "Woman, that was-"

"You'll need to have your annual checkup," Temari cut her boyfriend off blithely. "I mean, just a foot reflexology massage shouldn't have you screaming like a kid."

Shikamaru narrowed his eyes. "Let's see how you take it then."

"Bring it on," challenged the blonde.

X x X x X x X x X x

The Suna brothers and their shinobi guests from Konoha sat in the ante room, trying to make small talk when the piercing cry shot out of the office down the corridor.

"So, who's up for some fruit juice?" asked Kankuro. "And perhaps some therapy?"

Naruto, Shino, Kiba, Hinata, Sakura and Gaara all raised a hand.