AN/ Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear D- dog! Happy birthday to you! Guess what tomorrow August 2 is my friend's birthday! Also today is my cat butterscotches birthday. Hooray for birthdays!
Disclaimer: Me: holds piece of paper titled the rights in own handwriting. I own the rights I have them!
Jacob? Those are just a printed copy of twilight and new moon minus the covers!
Me: oh how nice it is smart! (Throws dog treat at jakes head) take that wolf boy!!!! (Runs away crying.)
Edward's POV
I waited for my family to get in the car before driving off. I had realized that I couldn't eat Jessica as soon as I heard Alice scolding me in her mind.
'Edward! How dare you even consider it!'
Blah blah blah. I was never actually going to eat her! So I considered it, what's the big deal? I put on the most innocent expression that I could.
"What do you mean, Alice? I don't know what you are talking about." I asked. She just glared at me, however, Rosalie had to ruin it for me.
" Were you planning to eat your newest stalker again? Bad Edward! I don't want to have to move again. If you eat that Stanley girt…." She didn't even finish her sentence. I shuddered thinking about what she would do to my car. My poor innocent car.
Emmett and Jasper had a field day telling Carlisle and Esme about Jessica. Carlisle thought it was just as amusing as they did. Esme was a bit worried but that was her nature.
The next day, I was dreading school. No doubt, Jessica would still be drooling all over her test if I was in the room. We were in the lunchroom waiting for the pointless hour to be over, when in walked Jessica Stanley in the most riddiculas outfit I had ever seen!
The entire lunchroom quieted. It was like you knew something bad was about to happen, but didn't want to be the one to trigger it. Jessica just got her lunch and walked to her table, smiling smugly. I hoped that maybe her mind would tell me why she had dressed like this.
Look at him staring with his mouth hanging open! He wants me and he knows it!
I guess she didn't realize that the entire cafeteria had their mouths hanging open in shock. I shuddered at the last part. So, this whole set up was to impress me. Now I knew she was crazy!!! It really just made me gag!
Edward!
I looked over at who had spoken. Emmett. I raised my eyebrows in a Yes? Kind of way.
Why is she wearing that and what is it?
" She is wearing that thing" shudder " to impress me and I think it is supposed to be clothing!" I said at vampire speed.
She must be mental.
Was all I heard before some one barfed. I think her name was Sandy Durant. Who knows?
AN/ I know you all just want to kill me for not updating sooner but if you do, how will you know what happens next? Ohh! And I am thinking of writing a story about Catnip so tell me if you want me to or not.