I'm sorry this one took so long, but I'm moving so I haven't had time to get down to my cave to type. I was also drunk on root beer many times with my friends. This is requested by Manga-Otaku121344. Not my best work, but not too bad.
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Popular, from Wicked
Armstrong:
(BELLOWED)
BREDA, NOW THAT WE'RE FRIENDS, I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE YOU MY NEW PROJECT!
Breda:
(spoken)
You better not do anything…
Armstrong:
(BELLOWED)
I KNOW, THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME SO GREAT!
Armstrong grabbed hold of Breda's wrist, and then clapped his heels together 3 times, sending both of them to the gym.
(SUNG VERY LOUDLY)
WHENEVER I SEE SOMEONE LESS MUSCLE-Y THAN I,
AND LET'S FACE IT, WHO ISN'T LESS MUSCLE-Y THAN I!
MY TENDER HEART STARTS TO BLEED!
AND WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS TO WORK OUT MORE,
I SIMPLY HAVE TO SHOW THEM HOW!
I KNOW, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I NEED!
AND EVEN IN YOUR CASE,
THOUGH IT'S THE TOUGHEST CASE I HAVE YET TO FACE,
DON'T WORRY, I'M DETERMINED TO SUCCEED!
FOLLOW MY PLANS,
AND YES INDEED, YOU WILL BE...
MUSCULAR!
YOU'RE GONNA BE MUSCULAR!
I'LL TEACH YOU THE PROPER DOSE
IF YOU USE STEROIDS!
LITTLE WAYS TO POSE THE BEST,
OOH!
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT BICEPS ARE!
HOW TO WORK OUT GOOD!
EVERYTHING THAT REALLY COUNTS TO BE...
MUSCULAR!
I'LL HELP YOU BE POPULAR!
YOU'LL BE AT THE RIGHT TREADMILLS,
YOU'LL BE GOOD AT WEIGHTS,
KNOW THE FOOD YOU'VE GOT TO EAT!
SO LET'S START,
'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT AN AWFULLY LONG WAY TO GO!
DON'T BE OFFENDED BY MY FRANK ANALYSIS,
THINK OF IT AS A MUSCULARITY DIALYSIS,
NOW THAT I'VE CHOSEN TO BE A
FRIEND, BROTHER, AND ADVISOR
THERE'S NOBODY WISER!
NOT WHEN IT COMES TO…
MUSCULAR!
I KNOW ABOUT MUSCULAR!
AND WITH AN ASSIST FROM ME,
TO BE WHAT YOU'LL BE,
INSTEAD OF FLABBY WHAT YOU WERE…
WELL, ARE!
THERE'S NO ONE THAT CAN STOP YOU
FROM BEING MUSCU-LAR…LAR…
RA RA, RA RA,
WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU MUS-CU-LAR!
WHEN I SEE VERY BIG CREATURES,
WITH UNPREPOSSESSING FEATURES
I REMIND THEM ON THEIR OWN BEHALF
TO-THINK-OF
CELEBRATED FUHRER KINGS,
OR SPECIALLY GREAT MAJOR GENERALS!
DID THEY HAVE FLAB OR FLUBBER?
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!
THEY WERE MUSCULAR!
YES!
IT'S ALL ABOUT MUSCULAR!
IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING LARGE,
IT'S ABOUT THE WAY YOU'RE TONED,
SO IT'S VERY SHREWD TO BE,
VERY VERY MUSCULAR
LIKE ME!
*And through the power of plotholes, Breda became very toned in the three minutes it took Armstrong to sing (he kind of looked scary). Breda's eardrums had also burst.*
(BELLOWED)
WHY, MISTER BREDA, LOOK AT YOU! YOU'RE WONDERFUL!
Breda:
(spoken)
I'm out of here.
Armstrong:
(BELLOWED)
YOU'RE WELCOME!
(SUNG VERY LOUDLY)
AND 'CAUSE YOU HOLLER,
YOUR DISINTEREST,
I KNOW THAT MOST LIKELY
YOU'RE GONNA GET RID OF IT!
YOUR NEW FOUND MUSCULARITY!
AAH!
RA RA, RA RA,
YOU'LL BE MUSCULAR!
JUST NOT QUITE AS MUSCULAR AS ME!
*Armstrong then skipped out of the gym, humming the tune under his breath*
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I was feeling deja vu as I typed the "RA RA" parts :). And my handwritten notes for this were also in all caps.
Flubber is so a word.
So there might be another gap between updates due to school starting in 2 days and the new house. You can request thingamabobs this chapter :). And thanks for all the kind reviews so far, they really make my day!