Disclaimer:
I do not own anyone or anything associated with the Haruhi Suzumiya Series and whatever else I'm going to include here in this fanfic; they all belong to their respective creators - so no surprise there.
I'm just writing this down for my personal entertainment as well as for others.
Taniguchi and Kunikida peered into the dark corridor, their futuristic weapons' flashlights piercing the dark. Both were wearing suits made of various materials, and on the spines of their backs were bright blue bars of light that indicated their current welfare in real time. Taniguchi's was half empty while his friend's one was full.
Kunikida carefully walked out of his cover, then looked at Taniguchi who watched his surroundings. After making sure they had nothing to worry about, they began to ease up and started to walk side-by-side. But then they heard a sound - and this caused the two of them to whip around in alarm pointing their guns at the direction of it.
Taniguchi glanced at Kunikida, before they started to back away. They soon found themselves in a dark corridor, with their visors providing light. It took them a few moments to take in their surroundings and, gritting their teeth, they walked deeper into it. Fortunately for them nothing happened when they did so, and started relaxing again.
"Hey, you think there's Necromorphs around?" Kunikida asked as he took point, his gun pointing down.
"Don't think so. I mean, didn't we clear this place before?" Taniguchi responded uncertainly as he fell in step.
Suddenly there was a loud, grumbling sound behind them, and both boys whipped around again to face its origin.
It was a Puker with Kyon's face on it, gurgling up the acid that formed endlessly in its decayed chest. The nightmarish being looked like it was grinning at them while it aimed at them, and beside it to their horror stood a Female Slasher with Nagato's face, ready to madly sprint at them and use her blade-arms to great effect.
"OH, SHIT!" They both screamed, before they were puked on and slashed to death, unable to react in time.
At their respective PCs at a gaming cafe, the two boys facepalmed and groaned while Kyon and Nagato high-fived.
Man, those two were a killer pair at Dead Space 2's multiplayer mode.