Zetsu walked back into his and Tobi's house, arms full of dead people to eat later.
"I can't believe that Greek place is still open!" Light Zetsu said.
"Yeah, they had the best people. Maybe we should take Tobi?" Dark Zetsu replied.
"Take Tobi where?" Tobi said, walking out from the other room.
"Ah, so you're up." Light Zetsu said. "Let us put this stuff away first."
Zetsu carried the body bags into the kitchen, stuffing them into a large freezer.
"Anyway, we wanted to take you to this Greek restaurant." Dark Zetsu said.
"They don't serve people, do they Zetsu-san?" Tobi asked.
"Actually, just about everywhere serves people, it's a little known fact about Kusa." Light Zetsu replied.
"Eeeww, that's weird Zetsu-san..." Tobi said.
"Don't knock it 'till you try it Tobi." Dark Zetsu said, chuckling.
"That's the same thing we said to him to get him to sleep with us remember?" Light Zetsu said back.
"Tobi remembers! Tobi's a good boy!" Tobi shouted, regaining his usual mental retardation.
"I like Tobi better calm." Dark Zetsu said, watching the moron behind the mask running around.
"I don't know, maybe if he puts up a little fight then doin' the nasty will be more exciting!" Light Zetsu said, tackling Tobi down.
"Tobi! Lose the pants! We're horny!" Both Zetsu's shouted at Tobi who obediently followed.
"I really think if we tried, we could have had Deidara instead of Sasori." Dark Zetsu said, watching Tobi remove his mask.
"I'd rather have Tobi, he doesn't complain half as much as Deidara, plus he does anything we say." Light Zetsu replied.
"Point taken." Dark Zetsu replied.
Soon Tobi finished undressing himself and Zetsu took him into the bedroom again.
"Besides, Deidara probably doesn't get quiet after sex." Dark Zetsu added as a final point.