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Master Noble looked at Arbiter.

"So..." he began. "What your telling me is that you have spent at least two weeks straight on , got declared legally dead because you were on for too long, went to a therapist for several months, got the therapist addicted to , blew up my Rainbow Cannon because you weren't paying attention- again, due to , and let Master Chief enter the badass plane of reality, which Chuck Norris is permanently stuck in, causing a temporal paradox which collapsed the Halo fandom- which may cause problems for the Suehunters- and left us and the mobile-base-TARDIS-thing in another reality until I get the required components for the spell that well recreate the Halo fandom- and the Rainbow Cannon- and cast the spell, at the temple of Shakespeare, at a total solar eclipse- the closest of which for the temple being in five days, and the one after that being at my one billionth death day- because you got addicted to . Did I miss anything?"

"The vocabulary ruining." Answered Six.

"I suppose this is all an attempt to introduce a story?" Asked Chief.

"Yes." Said Sierra.

"Here's the plan." Stated Master Noble. "We have three days. On each of those days, we have to get three parts of the spell. Also, the seven Eldritch Abominations needed to power the rainbow cannons."

"The Eldritch Abominations protect the spell components." Said Sierra. "We just need to get past all powerful, all knowing, evil being that can drive us insane by being looked at, and then ask them for the spell part and Rainbow Cannon source."

"Yep." Replied Master Noble. Then he turned around and pushed Arby off a cliff.

"THAT"S FOR THE RAINBOW CANNON, YOU *BEEPING BEEPING BEEP BEEP BEEP*!"

"How will he make it back up?" Asked Jorge.

Master Noble handed him a map and shoved the three Spartans off a cliff.

-One random time skip later-

Master Noble and Sierra watched as Arbiter, Six, Jorge and Chief walked in.

"Why am I last in that list?" Asked Chief.

It's in order of awesomeness.

"Hey! I'm awesome than Jorge!"

An anvil fell on Chiefs head, knocking him out.

"That should be lethal." Noted Sierra, looking at the anvil held on a rope above Master Nobles head.

"It's a fanfiction comedy." Replied Arbiter, using cross-game powers to absorb the mass of the anvil.

"Anyway..." Continued Master Noble. "I haven't finished my plan. We get to relax today, spend three days doing some random story arc that will get mentioned here and there and be forgotten once we finish, then, on day five, we go to the temple of Shakespeare at exactly 3PM and do the spell, which requires a lot of things in threes."

"Arc number." Muttered Arbiter. Everyone looked at him.

"TVtropes will ruin your vocabulary." He claimed.

"Anyway," Interrupted Master Noble. "I've worked out where we are. We are now in the Lord of the Rings fandom. Gandalf owes me a favour for kidnapping some real world singer to make his theme song..."

"Theme song?" Asked Sierra.

"Yeah. Apparently, Gandalf fell in love with the Balrog at some stage, so we might have to make sure we don't arrive in their alone time..."

Everyone made a face.

"Rule 34." Muttered Chief and Arby simultaneously.

"Yeah."

Master Noble pushed the Spartans into the mobile-base-TARDIS-thing- which from now on will be called MBTT- then followed them in.

Sierra approached Arbiter.

"Once I get my revenge on him." Started Sierra, "Your next."

"So I'm safe for however long it takes you to kill the most powerful being currently in existence, Sue queen not included? I'm so scared."

Arbiter walked in, leaving Sierra to wonder when the Elites learned sarcasm.

-Random Time skip-

Rule of torturing Spartans 5: Never underestimate the power of the time skip.

"YOU SHALL NOT-"

Gandalf watched as a portal formed between him and the Balrog.

"Hey Gandalf." Said the figure at the other end. "Sorry to drop in, but there's an emergency. Can I borrow your map of the fandom realms?"

Gandalf nodded, and threw a random map through the portal.

"Thanks pal."

The portal closed. Gandalf looked at the Balrog.

"...Where were we? Oh yeah: YOU-"

-Random Timeskip-

"Okay..." Began Master Noble "The temple of Shakespeare can be located at the dead centre of the Shakespeare fandom. Before we go there, we must get the equipment needed from the Mass Effect fandom, Dragon Age fandom, Harry Potter fandom, some anime fandom that I can't remember, Gears of War fandom, Star Wars fandom, Disney fandom and the Doctor Who fandom. We're going to go in three groups: Arbiter and Chief will find the parts, Six and I will get the Rainbow Cannon parts, and Sierra and Jorge will scour the fandom looking for torture material. Jorge, remember that if you don't look for tortures, I will break Rule 8."

Everyone gasped.

"But- But what about being humane?" Asked Chief.

"Don't care."

"Even Evil Has Standards." Pointed out Arbiter.

"I'm Chaotic Evil. That's, like, a whole new level of evil for a relatively sane human."

"Anyway..." Master Noble handed Arbiter and Sierra a map. "These are maps of the fandoms we're going to. Do this, Sierra, and you get one free full base privilege hour with Jorge. Do this, Arbiter, and I'll track down Johnson." He looked at them. "Well! It's exactly five seconds until midnight. We start now."

-3:15: 00:00 Until Total Solar Eclipse-