A/N Wow, I can't believe how fast I got this one up. Well I would again like to thank all my wonderful reviewers, thanks for all your lovely comments.
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Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training"
Gasp, look up and point, laugh when he looks up too
Slowly sneak up to him while humming the mission impossible theme tune. Sniff his head, then run away. Repeat every 30 minutes.
Tie and apple to some string and swing it in front of his face tauntingly
Tap him on the shoulder until he turns around, when he asks what you want, say "nothing". Five minutes later, repeat process.
Tell him "you're putting on weight nicely"
Give him a banana saying he needs some variation in his diet
When he's playing poker look at his cards and give him advice loudly. "Wow, that's a good one." Or "Get rid of that nine; you've got a pair of kings"
Write "X – BURIED TREASURE" at random spots all over his maps.
Go up to him and say in psychotic manner "My psychiatrist says that sailing helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenceless, woodland creatures.
Eat all of his apples
Go up to him and say "I feel…warm" in a similar way to his dying words at the end of the first film
Go up to him with a bone in your hand and ask him angrily "Is this another one of yours? I'm getting fed up of you leaving your bones everywhere expecting me to clear them up after you. If you don't watch it, I'll get a dog and give the bones to it"
Call him "Mr Bones"
Give him a bonsai apple tree
Ask him why he named the monkey after Jack if he hates jack so much
Tell him you think he loves Jack really
Ask him "why apples? Why not oranges?"
Wrap him up in a warm blanket saying "there, all nice and toasty now." In a condescending manner
Randomly squawk like a budgie
A/N Well I hope you all enjoyed it, the next one might not be for a while seeing as college is so hectic, and I'm probably to be getting a job soon, so I'll be lucky if I get time to sleep never mind write. Anyways…..
Author: Eney meany miney mo….you are the next in line to be tortured by my hands.
Jack: who? Me?
Author: No, not you. I've already done you….it's her!
Anamaria: Oh Christ!
Author: No just me.